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254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

254111  Nope: @jochenau Most of them are broken inside regardless..

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254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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11. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
12. E. HONDA: 1832 points
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 Aufziehvogel: Scorefarming with cats... Cheap strategy
 Bluetocracy: Academic little kitty needs a fedora to properly greet you
 Nope: @Not A Bot There is cats on clickhole now?!?
 Not A Bot: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.
Image 228414   01-22-18   Uploaded by    lavender
 Kaviri: @Zukero Yeah, youre right. Its just nostalgia on my part.
 Zukero: @Kaviri That's called skeuomorphism. It was mostly a mistake IMHO.
 raditzu: Shut up and take my money!
 Kaviri: I miss when they used to try to make the GUI resemble a physical piece of hardware.
 Scoo: Do I look like a pirate?
 Nope: I got a summer job in like 2004 digitizing a bunch of old profs taped lectures. Like 6 grand for pressing play and record and then coming back in 3 hours. It was greeeeaaaaaaaaaaat.
 Bluetocracy: @sparename Dr. Who made this
 sparename: Good call on managing to fit a helical-scan head-drum recording system into, at most, a third of the physically feasible lower limit of practicality. Or something. I just found a Ferguson 3V16 in my Mum's loft.. I used to fix those 25 years ago
Image 228413   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
 Bluetocracy: this is my ecstatic face
Image 228412   01-22-18   Uploaded by    champeen
 Bluetocracy: Every place I invest in goes to crap. Mars, Atlantis, and now this! Geothermal sustainable power for free! I knew it was too good to be true.
 sparename: "Shhheeeeiiiiitt, not enough virgins, can ANYBODY find any virgins round here??"
 wolfpk: We take you live to Pompeii.
Image 228411   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Not A Bot: Hug life.
 Spazstatic: @Not A Bot's early years.
 courtney: Could someone please pass me the ant?
Image 228410   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
 Annoying Vegan : Puppy breath!
Image 228409   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
 Nothing: Sold!
 Scoo: I have a feeling that this vigorous calorie-burning in the dark did not involve any sex
 Fiveninety: how to not sell a used mattress
 Annoying Vegan : Dumpster diving is cheaper for the same level of quality.
 wolfpk: You lost me at "imposing yet moist"
 Spazstatic: Ok, now pay me $50 for reading that
Image 228408   01-22-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
 Aufziehvogel: "Oh, this look quite interAHRGH!!!"
 Bluetocracy: what the hell is that, a spider with half a mayan coconut on it's ass?
 Annoying Vegan : Trapdoor spiders are rad.
 fanny: what?!
 Nope: @Side Boob agreed
 mrd0t: Last words: Oh hey, I found a
 Scoo: The maze itself is the sum of a man's life: choices he makes, dreams he hangs on to. And there at the center, there's a legendary man who had been killed over and over again countless times, but always clawed his way back to life.
 Side Boob: Nope nope nope nope nope.
Image 228407   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
 waynelord: Looks like Kliban
 sparename: "WAITER! there's a hair on my plate" ..Actually, why has someone ordered Ross Noble and chips?
Image 228406   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Aufziehvogel: 10 WALK IN THE SUN 20 GOTO10 30 REM THIS IS HELL
 Bluetocracy: After many millennia, a vampire remembers what it was like to be human again
 Spazstatic: @Not A Bot's later years.
 sparename: " You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious..."
Image 228405   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
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