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269116  SunWukong: I see no way this could go wrong.

269051  trelyate: this is my religion

269098  MrBoffo: Not particularly floofy

269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

269112  MrBoffo: Goin' fer Baroque

269116  MrBoffo: Yoo gonna bee ded

269117  MrBoffo: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?

269112  sparename: Avocarvo

269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

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10. dangerkeith3000

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

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sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
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 3. wolfskin: 2060 points
 4. Sydney: 1964 points
 5. Shay: 1896 points
 6. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 7. VeeKay: 1797 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. beyardo: 1713 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. glowstick: 1449 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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 Not A Bot: The only orgy where my pencil would be welcome...
 Springbok: I'm jealous. At least he has someone else in bed with him.
 sparename: It hasn't got enough legs to want to be eaten
 Scoo: IKEA AF
 Dank Means: sweet
Image 228404   01-22-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
 Springbok: @sparename Little karate-chop hands...
 Lestrange: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey gurl
 happier: YEAYYY!!!!
Image 228403   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 tears as lube: I dont eat hummus, but I respect you anyway
 kornisjon: That's a really good point.
 mrd0t: She's not wrong.
 sparename: I wrote for luck, they sent me you
 Lestrange: Phucking photoshop shite
 Scoo: And hummus is fucking amazeballs, so mad props to you and yours
 kswat: BAD for "answer-LA"
Image 228402   01-22-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
 Vorm Gongo: Are dolphins born smiling?
 Peach: That's some major side-eye.
 Nope: Let me tell you bout my beeeeeeeeest friend
Image 228401   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 Scoo: In a round-about way, total organ failure beats diabetes
 Psymon: That's not how you spell 'get'
Image 228400   01-22-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
 Jabberwikket: @Scoo is this performance fart ?
 Scoo: Now fart
 Dresdenkeogh: Can't do the mime? Don't do the crime.
Image 228399   01-22-18   Uploaded by    male anon
 Aufziehvogel: In Mad Max XII there is no more fuel left.
 Scoo: Does your girlfriend like to kick up her heels?
 Dresdenkeogh: This reminds me that on HBO go, in their movies in alphabetical order l, that; "Hidalgo" is right next to "history of violence " both star viggo mortenson, I like to muse upon all the baby-sitting debacles this caused.
Image 228398   01-22-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
 marxist: How am I supposed to grill food outside a football arena now? Huh? Answer me that!
 Science: Some piece of shit. The answer is always "some piece of shit."
 barfolomew: Him name Hopkin Green Tailgate
 sparename: @Spazstatic " I'm not asking you - I'm telling you. WHO IS ON FIRST!"
 Spazstatic: What does the World Health Organization need with your tailgate?
 RiderFan: "Tailygate... Tailygate... I want my Tailygate."
 Mr. Shine: iT WaS MeeEe!!
Image 228397   01-22-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
 Lestrange: That one girl who (unfortunately) will never experience an orgasm during sexual intercourse with her life partner.
Image 228396   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
 Larp Belb: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.
 Not A Bot: I did a bad thing, I voted RAD when the score was at 420 and now it's at 435 which is a dull and boring number
 On Spec: I prefer mine with a side of Tide pods.
 Hyphae: Hey, fiber is fiber, and at least this treat is one the kids will keep coming back to!
Image 228395   01-22-18   Uploaded by    kensin
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