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234208  GoGo Robotto: that's one hell of a number, I tell ya!

234187  El hefe: Children for sale

234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

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9. Scoo
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234023 a robot: Careful now.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234099 Prostata: really?

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick



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Yurishiro uploaded 234077 (936 points)
DrinkMixMan uploaded 233689 (901 points)
cybeq uploaded 233708 (900 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 233934 (883 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 233928 (875 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 234070 (865 points)
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 2. Yurishiro: 7991 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 6076 points
 4. barfolomew: 3982 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3012 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
 7. Side Boob: 2630 points
 8. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
12. Scoo: 2035 points
13. falling: 2033 points
14. Micro Jackson: 1864 points
15. wolfpupy: 1830 points
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Score:
710
 
 Sandor: Now I want to know what proportion of cats have the tongue-folding allele
 GoGo Robotto: err meauw gerrd!
 Scoo: We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the catnip began to take hold
Image 228388   01-22-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
217
 
 funny in the wall: charles shaw? excellent choice
 Prostata: they couldn't even wait to finish the wine
 Scoo: Truly, the happiest of meals
Image 228387   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Image 228386 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Alaskan. You have brought shame on us, Alaskan.
Score:
123
 
 Aufziehvogel: My attention span in the last Batman movies
 Hyphae: Oh wow, and it's also the inverse semi-log graph of movie tickets by year, too!
 ignatz: Hardcore 10% tho..
Image 228385   01-22-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
316
 
 Felicity: Whos a good yontif? :-)
 Yam: nice yarmulke, pupper. mazel tov
 Scoo: Shalom, puppers
 Robespierre: Doge has a Yamaha on his head, I'll tell you hwut.
Image 228384   01-22-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
402
 
 FatTigerWoods: Please recycle
 Aufziehvogel: Not hungry anymore?
 Prostata: yeah something like this happened at a college here last year. Sad button.
 Scoo: Yeah, geeze, everyone knows babby goes in the -green- dumpsters.
 sparename: "..they can be soggy and difficult to re-light"
 Nope: @wolfpk Yeah, graffiti is wrong
 wolfpk: If this doesn't prove we need a sad button, nothing will!
Image 228383   01-22-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
504
 
 Side Boob: Some dogs have been reduced to committing crime just to be pet.
 Robespierre: Getting a little frisk-y there...
Image 228382   01-22-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
271
 
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob that professional help is PornHub. Also a woman putting a fist in her mouth is a pretty clear message, you are fine.
 Side Boob: I find this oddly attractive for some reason. I may need professional help :P
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it! Ah, good girl."
 Lestrange: Stop hitting your rear molars hurr hurr hurr
 DOW: the fuck
 Robespierre: If she's not in the hospital now, she will be soon. That's what too much Shop Resort Styles will do to a woman.
Image 228381   01-22-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
386
 
 Yurishiro: S+EVE SMELLS?
 square44: Steve is very upset, turns out he lost his nose due to a very embarrassing mishap
 Lestrange: Now I'm on a horse
 Scoo: Steve Smells Great
 Robespierre: Who am I to question the veracity of this social media post?
 Teechur: Of course. But exactly WHAT does he smell?
 Mr. Butt: Bullshit! All hail King Steve!
 Not A Bot: Hi! I'm on the snow road.... Nah, it's rubbish.
Image 228380   01-22-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
794
 
 Side Boob: Is this Steve?
 Prostata: BOOP! *schlurp*
 Robespierre: Tonguier than many, snootier than most.
Image 228379   01-22-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
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