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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

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 apoxia: White meat only.
 Lestrange: In the middle - just psychopath things.
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - Oh, hell, unfortunate choice of words. I mean, uh I didn't...no. I did figure someone would say that. Yeah. Sheesh.
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - I didn't see that coming.
 drtofu: Meat in three
 Nope: I make the meat = Penis jokes.
 Butcherboy: And I do it all!!!!!!
 Hyphae: @Hyphae (in a vat, with genetically modified yeast!)
 Hyphae: Growing meat the ol' fashioned way, just like paw used ta.
 GoGo Robotto: @Ulillillia I eat it
 Ulillillia: I beat it
Image 228374   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
285
 
 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre TILL I BURN UP
 huskyboy: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...
 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?
 sparename: The perils of motorised Lego
 trelyate: my foot came unzipped
 Lestrange: Radical foot skin exfoliation kits available on Amazon.
 carpwoman: He must have walked into a propeller.
 drtofu: Centepod
 wolfpk: I'm not sure what happened, but it looks like ouch!!
 Annoying Vegan : Baby foot peel trend getting out of hand.
 funny in the wall: what? no
 Yurishiro: *HYUURK*
 WTF: @WTF!!!
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!" (btw this must be the 100th time I put this quote under a pic here, lel)
 Scoo: Haha, gross
 Teechur: Fred Flintstone needs some retreads.
 jochenau: argh no why stop
 bubbles: Deep sea creatures are weird.
Image 228373   01-22-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
426
 
 sandwiches: Is that a combined Elaine and Jerry?
 Hyphae: Personally, I like to cut my smartphone with a little TI-30XA to make it last longer
 Ulillillia: Is the answer to drug addiction a dull needle?
Image 228372   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
475
 
 carpwoman: Amen!!
 well duh: I dunno, Im pretty sure I got high and denied Christ a few days ago. It seems a bit soon to do it again.
 Hyphae: Is the answer to getting high addiction a worse lord and savior?
 Extreme Locorito: @WTF And since Kicks Just Keep Gettin' Harder To Find, these boppers are obviously really using their heads!
 Dr Awkward: Better than denying the Holocaust.
 WTF: @Robespierre It's a cycle... deny, accept, deny, accept. That way you can get multiple kicks!
 VeeKay: You're welcome here kids!
 Lemon Rage: You two have already done that, quite recently too - isn't there something else you can try for kicks?
Image 228371   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Image 228370 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Robespierre. Your image was bad, Robespierre.
Image 228369 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Commodore 64. Boo, Commodore 64.
Score:
284
 
 wolfpk: I don't buy it. I bet it's plastic.
 funny in the wall: @Scoo looks like it might just be russia
 Hyphae: ...typically camo is a SIMILAR color to your surroundings
 VeeKay: @Scoo It's called Othello Syndrome!
 charlemagne: block mania
 Scoo: Mental illness or tiny penis, or both?
 Mr. Shine: Jehovah's WHAT-nesses?!
 daver: Now that's what I call putting out the Welcome mat.
Image 228368   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
539
 
 Rhombo Dimple: I met him at a party once! Nice guy. Gave me one of his CDs
 sparename: @jochenau Reminded me of CCTV footage of some dickheads in Swansea who're out looking to fight 'easy targets', they try to hassle some guys in drag, not knowing that they're cage-fighters on a night out... video not too clear but fun (first minute is the dickheads hassling others). Search " 'Drag queen' cage fighters defend themselves against thugs"
 wolfpk: I am glad Marvel rejected this concept.
 Yurishiro: @jochenau I would definitely not be surprised if such thing already existed.
 jochenau: @Yurishiro I really want to see a bunch of bodybuilders get fitted for bras now, I think the results would be interesting/hilarious.
 Hyphae: Still waiting for the mashup album with Baha Men to come out
 MikeWhiskey: @Yurishiro He almost belongs on the cover of "Gent."
 Yurishiro: Ladies does thor have c cups? You Will surely know better
Image 228367   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
258
 
 Korrok: I am not impressed...
 Spazstatic: @jochenau they're not that bad. The worst part was eating spaghetti within a couple days of getting it done. It's tender and the noodles kept getting wrapped around it especially since I wasn't used to eating around it. I haven't had it in in years. I wonder if the hole is still open...
 jochenau: Eight tongue rings? I imagine even one being really uncomfortable.
 Ulillillia: It's all inside
 Peter Pantsless: Thanks, Obama!
Image 228366   01-22-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
597
 
 Not A Bot: I will fight you for that pup!
 funny in the wall: our ferret once broke into the pantry and bit all of the food coloring bottles. he was like a rainbow and the pawprints were awesome. of course, it's water soluble so it washed out. i would see it in a different light otherwise
 Hyphae: Is the answer to your catnip addiction cutting in some powdered sulfur?
 Scoo: I know that look. I'm guessing there's a knocked-over vase of flowers on your table.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "I tasted asparagus in that yellow snow"
 celtic: Dandelion Cat looks jaundiced.
 Side Boob: I don't care what he did. He's too cute to be mad.
Image 228365   01-22-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
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