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262422  ChubbyBuddy: tripping so hard u cant tell u been home from the concert for 2 hours

262425  ChubbyBuddy: also blowing and tooting

262428  sparename: @Addend Gonna drink it in an attic?

262437  Clim Tinties: Cat loose in a car. You are brave.

262428  addend: Classic.

262326  addend: (Hurries to bathroom.)

262334  addend: Mmm... ham.

262353  addend: "Looks like I'd fits, but how to sits?"

262422  charlemagne: in fact, most monsters sleep on the top side of the bed

262423  charlemagne: who even cares this is the netherlands, let's go for a smoke and a handjob

262373  addend: Brontophauruth.

262374  addend: Come to temporary traffic sign in 15 minutes if...

262382  ignatz: @Trorbo Plumple the geek have inherited the earth

262394  mrwiffler: Mods are drunk ....again

262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

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262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P



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Score:
417
 
 Mart Drumumple: White meat only.
 Rimpo Horpombies: In the middle - just psychopath things.
 Ruwn Plemopert: @Ulillillia - Oh, hell, unfortunate choice of words. I mean, uh I didn't...no. I did figure someone would say that. Yeah. Sheesh.
 Frarm Horpumple: @Ulillillia - I didn't see that coming.
 Hengo Broble: Meat in three
 Hong Horpupert: I make the meat = Penis jokes.
 Frart Flumopert: And I do it all!!!!!!
 Jeple Plemopert: @Hyphae (in a vat, with genetically modified yeast!)
 Maft Ploble: Growing meat the ol' fashioned way, just like paw used ta.
 Puwn Floble: @Ulillillia I eat it
 Flirt Flongus: I beat it
Image 228374   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Rild Horpoble
Score:
285
 
 Jurt Horpungus: @Robespierre TILL I BURN UP
 Rarb Flumbies: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...
 Trorbo Flongo: Walked on a paper shredder?
 Croft Drumopert: The perils of motorised Lego
 Duld Drumombies: my foot came unzipped
 Lolm Grunungus: Radical foot skin exfoliation kits available on Amazon.
 Frawn Flumumbies: He must have walked into a propeller.
 Jort Plemungus: Centepod
 Trimp Albumbies: I'm not sure what happened, but it looks like ouch!!
 Thirbo Plongus: Baby foot peel trend getting out of hand.
 Frolm Broble: what? no
 Rild Cremumbies: *HYUURK*
 Gaft Morpopert: @WTF!!!
 Rarb Dampopert: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!" (btw this must be the 100th time I put this quote under a pic here, lel)
 Mert Drumungo: Haha, gross
 Gorm Drumungo: Fred Flintstone needs some retreads.
 Bemp Grunomple: argh no why stop
 Creple Cremombies: Deep sea creatures are weird.
Image 228373   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Juld Morpopert
Score:
426
 
 Jiple Albungus: Is that a combined Elaine and Jerry?
 Jople Morpoble: Personally, I like to cut my smartphone with a little TI-30XA to make it last longer
 Mempo Drumoble: Is the answer to drug addiction a dull needle?
Image 228372   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Flimp Floble
Score:
475
 
 Crort Rempomple: Amen!!
 Vurb Drumupert: I dunno, Im pretty sure I got high and denied Christ a few days ago. It seems a bit soon to do it again.
 Lango Horpomple: Is the answer to getting high addiction a worse lord and savior?
 Trump Dampombies: @WTF And since Kicks Just Keep Gettin' Harder To Find, these boppers are obviously really using their heads!
 Ruple Plemopert: Better than denying the Holocaust.
 Gampo Horpoble: @Robespierre It's a cycle... deny, accept, deny, accept. That way you can get multiple kicks!
 Thown Floble: You're welcome here kids!
 Rung Flumongus: You two have already done that, quite recently too - isn't there something else you can try for kicks?
Image 228371   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Jople Cremuble
Image 228370 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Robespierre. You have brought shame on us, Robespierre.
Image 228369 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Commodore 64. We'll pray for you, Commodore 64.
Score:
284
 
 Flimp Flumongo: I don't buy it. I bet it's plastic.
 Derb Morpungo: @Scoo looks like it might just be russia
 Birbo Flungo: ...typically camo is a SIMILAR color to your surroundings
 Thople Flumupert: @Scoo It's called Othello Syndrome!
 Lang Grongus: block mania
 Triple Morpoble: Mental illness or tiny penis, or both?
 Vungo Gromple: Jehovah's WHAT-nesses?!
 Pungo Grunumple: Now that's what I call putting out the Welcome mat.
Image 228368   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Flelm Dampungus
Score:
539
 
 Julm Dampumbies: I met him at a party once! Nice guy. Gave me one of his CDs
 Burt Brupert: @jochenau Reminded me of CCTV footage of some dickheads in Swansea who're out looking to fight 'easy targets', they try to hassle some guys in drag, not knowing that they're cage-fighters on a night out... video not too clear but fun (first minute is the dickheads hassling others). Search " 'Drag queen' cage fighters defend themselves against thugs"
 Rarb Morpongo: I am glad Marvel rejected this concept.
 Frango Morpomple: @jochenau I would definitely not be surprised if such thing already existed.
 Vort Plumple: @Yurishiro I really want to see a bunch of bodybuilders get fitted for bras now, I think the results would be interesting/hilarious.
 Himp Grunuble: Still waiting for the mashup album with Baha Men to come out
 Flingo Cremombies: @Yurishiro He almost belongs on the cover of "Gent."
 Pold Rempombies: Ladies does thor have c cups? You Will surely know better
Image 228367   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Hulm Dampombies
Score:
258
 
 Flongo Flumple: I am not impressed...
 Rong Gruble: @jochenau they're not that bad. The worst part was eating spaghetti within a couple days of getting it done. It's tender and the noodles kept getting wrapped around it especially since I wasn't used to eating around it. I haven't had it in in years. I wonder if the hole is still open...
 Pemp Horpopert: Eight tongue rings? I imagine even one being really uncomfortable.
 Jong Flongo: It's all inside
 Tromp Cremupert: Thanks, Obama!
Image 228366   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Flumpo Horpomple
Score:
597
 
 Harbo Dampomple: I will fight you for that pup!
 Vold Drumupert: our ferret once broke into the pantry and bit all of the food coloring bottles. he was like a rainbow and the pawprints were awesome. of course, it's water soluble so it washed out. i would see it in a different light otherwise
 Pirb Grunumple: Is the answer to your catnip addiction cutting in some powdered sulfur?
 Thuple Plemuble: I know that look. I'm guessing there's a knocked-over vase of flowers on your table.
 Burbo Albumple: "I tasted asparagus in that yellow snow"
 Flongo Cremumple: Dandelion Cat looks jaundiced.
 Fleng Morpoble: I don't care what he did. He's too cute to be mad.
Image 228365   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Trirb Ploble
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