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233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

234194  addend: Bert & Ernie.

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233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234099 Prostata: really?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

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233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234070 Demon Universe: Eh, close enough. *starts to eat breakfast*

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick



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Score:
539
 
 Felicity: I met him at a party once! Nice guy. Gave me one of his CDs
 sparename: @jochenau Reminded me of CCTV footage of some dickheads in Swansea who're out looking to fight 'easy targets', they try to hassle some guys in drag, not knowing that they're cage-fighters on a night out... video not too clear but fun (first minute is the dickheads hassling others). Search " 'Drag queen' cage fighters defend themselves against thugs"
 wolfpk: I am glad Marvel rejected this concept.
 Yurishiro: @jochenau I would definitely not be surprised if such thing already existed.
 jochenau: @Yurishiro I really want to see a bunch of bodybuilders get fitted for bras now, I think the results would be interesting/hilarious.
 Hyphae: Still waiting for the mashup album with Baha Men to come out
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro He almost belongs on the cover of "Gent."
 Yurishiro: Ladies does thor have c cups? You Will surely know better
Image 228367   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
258
 
 Korrok: I am not impressed...
 Spazstatic: @jochenau they're not that bad. The worst part was eating spaghetti within a couple days of getting it done. It's tender and the noodles kept getting wrapped around it especially since I wasn't used to eating around it. I haven't had it in in years. I wonder if the hole is still open...
 jochenau: Eight tongue rings? I imagine even one being really uncomfortable.
 Ulillillia: It's all inside
 Peter Pantsless: Thanks, Obama!
Image 228366   01-22-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
572
 
 Not A Bot: I will fight you for that pup!
 funny in the wall: our ferret once broke into the pantry and bit all of the food coloring bottles. he was like a rainbow and the pawprints were awesome. of course, it's water soluble so it washed out. i would see it in a different light otherwise
 Hyphae: Is the answer to your catnip addiction cutting in some powdered sulfur?
 Scoo: I know that look. I'm guessing there's a knocked-over vase of flowers on your table.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "I tasted asparagus in that yellow snow"
 Robespierre: Dandelion Cat looks jaundiced.
 Side Boob: I don't care what he did. He's too cute to be mad.
Image 228365   01-22-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
829
 
 Side Boob: This is a cool mom
 Side Boob: youtube.com/…
 Not A Bot: I'm not even gonna try
Image 228364   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
1467
 
 ping: @Everyone Thanks for all the RAD votes. Much appreciated.
 ping: @wolfpk That's pretty much 50%* of what I do. ;) (*actual value may be much higher. Objects in the rear view mirror may be closer than they seem. (Hmmm... that gives me an idea(now posted as #228963)))
 ignatz: More please @ping
 wolfpk: This is blatant pandering..... but I still couldn't resist rading.
 Annoying Vegan : @Wooden Spoon Needs 1,000
 Wooden Spoon: Uh, I ruined it! There were 666 rads
 Not A Bot: It already is coming through the keyhole. You're fucked
 Peter Pantsless: Just be careful with those claws
 a robot: Yay @ping! I've missed your awesome 'shop work :D
 Robespierre: Yurp. Lurks lergit.
Image 228363   01-22-18   Uploaded by    ping
Score:
537
 
 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead
 carpwoman: @funny in the wall - Or a cloud.
 funny in the wall: @fumbduck oh yeah, it's like yelling at the moon (fucking moon!)
 Dr Awkward: Big Aggro 45
 Mr. Shine: @fumbduck @funny in the wall Could be a bald guy who hates Bill Clinton.
 Ulillillia: @fumbduck Is that all it will take? brb going to DC
 fumbduck: @funny in the wall Either way, it's a silly thing to do.
 funny in the wall: @fumbduck or this is a neonazi saluting the obama white house
 fumbduck: This will convince Trump to resign, and his supporters to change their minds.
 Robespierre: On the road with Moby.
Image 228362   01-22-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
357
 
 White Rice: @barfolomew hes achieved the Devils Level.
 Hokie333: Hell yeah, work sucks.
 barfolomew: Admin rolling in that Kickstarter dough.
 GoGo Robotto: @Dr Awkward But at least he looks cool
 Dr Awkward: Tobacco kills
Image 228361   01-22-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
504
 
 Prostata: can you hear me now?
Image 228360   01-22-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
397
 
 VoR: Char less
 Yurishiro: I like charles
 Dr Awkward: Classic Charles
Image 228359   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
1126
 
 Yurishiro: There's a head emerging from a puddle of fur
 Spazstatic: Ice Weasel
 fumbduck: Firefox gamma bug.
 Jabberwikket: Throws Foxeball
 funny in the wall: foxes are neat
Image 228358   01-22-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
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