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273558  Knice: First one of these that made me laugh.

273560  FormerLurker: Just a few more bads and well be done with this one...

273441  Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273551  Nothing: Way ahead of you

273555  FormerLurker: @Peter Pantsless so its Fucked On Race Day?

273566  Peter Pantsless: Also regular heaven

273558  daisy picker: What are numbers? We just don't know.

273556  WTF: Almost Scroatia

273497  Korrok: Probably.

273550  Annoying Vegan : SKILLS.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Dr. Bathroom The March of time is dependent upon our disappointment

273560  tib gubb: What? I'm pretty sure that having a boyfriend in prison would be pretty boss

273557  Sadbot: @tib gubb Nah, we love to learn about humans via the Food Network

273567  static xyz: From the thumbnail I thought it was a Tide pod.

273557  Sadbot: Flavortown is near

273557  tib gubb: cruelty to robots?

273555  Peter Pantsless: That's a Ford, if you can believe it

273549  Not A Bot: now that's something you don't see everyday

273416  Rembo Prundus: @revtom me also

273551  SuedeOxford: ur mom

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2. ignatz
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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint



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Score:
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 tacticaljay: You gonna finish that?
 Mad Collager: Dorothy was quick with Morse Code. Dot just dashed it off.
 Scoo: What a country!
 AlexDeLarge: Bump, bump, bump, no bumps. Three vertical bumps. Four bumps in a square.
 jimbiscuit: . --.- ..- .- .-.. .. - -.--
Image 228350   01-22-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
761
 
 house md: This is currently funny.
 Wooden Spoon: @Scoo: that comment got me!
 Scoo: My turntable mysteriously stopped working this weekend. I should see if my father is still alive.
 AlexDeLarge: After pulling the ball away from Charlie brown lost its appeal, Lucy had to find more depraved ways to keep amused.
 Amy Housewine: She danced to the Timmy Mallet version of "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini".
 dangerkeith3000: His humor is so sick. I love it.
 Christina: Joan Cornella.
 Dr Awkward: Father of the year (RIP)
Image 228349   01-22-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
471
 
 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...
 Hyphae: @Darmstadtium the only problem with the service here is that, once you place an order, the chiefs just crouch and grunt-yell for about 24 minutes straight, not including commercial smoke breaks, and then they close up shop after telling you to come back tomorrow, saying "Next Time, On Taco Truck Z..." and then basically just repeating your order back to you... and the worst part is you still come back the next day, and sometimes you get your food, and sometimes you gotta come back day after day, but you do, because it's going to be "Super", and also you love the intro jingle they play while the grill heats up
 Hyphae: @Wooden Spoon it took me much longer than I'd like to admit to come up with that...
 Wooden Spoon: @Hyphae: you win. I proclaim you the Nerd Emperor for the day (wish I'd thought of something this clever)
 Darmstadtium: This tacos are over 9000!!!
 Hyphae: At this truck, we have a Saiyan: "If you don't like our Picalo de Gallo with our Chi-Chile Verde and home-planet pickled Kakarots, you can go take a chill Capsule Corps.!"
 barfolomew: Oh, I don't know, I'd at least try the Especial Goku.
 Peter Pantsless: Just don't insult his cooking
 Yam: Would absolutely risk my ass to eat there
 dangerkeith3000: "Give me 'Places you will never see me eat at' for $400, Alex"
Image 228348   01-22-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
503
 
 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 tinyurl.com/…
 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.
 Ulillillia: When purples get married.
 Warrax: These are regular sized people.
 Scoo: Gotta know what you're getting into when you marry into the Dole family
 Shorts Leng: Measuring the bride
 dangerkeith3000: G O B A N A N A!
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Sharing is scaring
 Amy Housewine: With this apple I thee wed.
 Micro Jackson: Just a rehearsal
 a robot: Also, in the background picture, they are SHARING the banana.
 a robot: I really thought she was wearing a black cap at first.
 Mr. Butt: I'm sure there's a very unreasonable explanation for this photo.
Image 228347   01-22-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
774
 
 wolfpk: @wolfpk WTF!!!! I SAID WATER-MELON, NOT CROISSANT!!!!
 wolfpk: With croissants #228345
 Micro Jackson: I shall call you Johnathan Winters
 AceOfSpades: what a nice little gremlin you are!
Image 228346   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
151
 
 cybeq: Is he about to hurl?
 140bpm: HA! Child obesity. Also his necklaces mean he showed boobs?
 Ulillillia: I shall call you Johnathan Winters
 Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 ...borrow/ Heavy about everything but my love/ Swallowed, hollowed/ Sharp about everyone but yourself/ Swallowed oh no/ I'm with everyone and yet not
 charlemagne: @sparenamelaptopdied call the cops
 dangerkeith3000: Swallow
 sparenamelaptopdied: You know you talk so hip you're twistin' my melon, man
Image 228345   01-22-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
723
 
 Lestrange: Cute lil pupper
 Dr Awkward: I've heard of Navy SEALs, but this is ridiculous!
 dangerkeith3000: I give this my seal of approval.
 WTF: That's one way to seal a crack in the vinyl seating.
 Scoo: Somebody gonna seal the deal on this date
Image 228344   01-22-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
353
 
 carpwoman: CFS-45. That's what I had. Worked hard to save for that thing.
 carpwoman: I miss my Sony.
 kristy: The '80s called. They want their luggable audio back.
 dangerkeith3000: CONKY 2000, WHAT HAPPENED!!! :(
 sparenamelaptopdied: Serious case of Ghettoblastoma
 Scoo: @Warrax Oh, just put it over in the corner, next to tha funk
 Hyphae: I am expecting this to jumble back up into its anthropomorphic autobot form
 Warrax: I brought the noize, as requested. Where should I put it?
Image 228343   01-22-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
342
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: She doesn't look THAT heavy
Image 228342   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
380
 
 mammal883: xlerator brand hand dryers don't warm the air, you need to get one of the old school 'press nipple receive bacon' models
 Micro Jackson: Then you can dry your pants
 barfolomew: Interesting fact about bacteria: they tend to thrive in warm, moist areas. Like hand dryers.
 ani625: How charmingly convenient.
Image 228341   01-22-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
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