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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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11. Dorb: 1472 points
12. Commodore 64: 1471 points
13. aristocat: 1452 points
14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. claphands: 1396 points
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 wolfpk: @wolfpk WTF!!!! I SAID WATER-MELON, NOT CROISSANT!!!!
 wolfpk: With croissants #228345
 Micro Jackson: I shall call you Johnathan Winters
 AceOfSpades: what a nice little gremlin you are!
Image 228346   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
151
 
 cybeq: Is he about to hurl?
 140bpm: HA! Child obesity. Also his necklaces mean he showed boobs?
 Ulillillia: I shall call you Johnathan Winters
 Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 ...borrow/ Heavy about everything but my love/ Swallowed, hollowed/ Sharp about everyone but yourself/ Swallowed oh no/ I'm with everyone and yet not
 charlemagne: @sparenamelaptopdied call the cops
 dangerkeith3000: Swallow
 sparenamelaptopdied: You know you talk so hip you're twistin' my melon, man
Image 228345   01-22-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
723
 
 Lestrange: Cute lil pupper
 Dr Awkward: I've heard of Navy SEALs, but this is ridiculous!
 dangerkeith3000: I give this my seal of approval.
 WTF: That's one way to seal a crack in the vinyl seating.
 Scoo: Somebody gonna seal the deal on this date
Image 228344   01-22-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
353
 
 carpwoman: CFS-45. That's what I had. Worked hard to save for that thing.
 carpwoman: I miss my Sony.
 kristy: The '80s called. They want their luggable audio back.
 dangerkeith3000: CONKY 2000, WHAT HAPPENED!!! :(
 sparenamelaptopdied: Serious case of Ghettoblastoma
 Scoo: @Warrax Oh, just put it over in the corner, next to tha funk
 Hyphae: I am expecting this to jumble back up into its anthropomorphic autobot form
 Warrax: I brought the noize, as requested. Where should I put it?
Image 228343   01-22-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
342
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: She doesn't look THAT heavy
Image 228342   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
380
 
 mammal883: xlerator brand hand dryers don't warm the air, you need to get one of the old school 'press nipple receive bacon' models
 Micro Jackson: Then you can dry your pants
 barfolomew: Interesting fact about bacteria: they tend to thrive in warm, moist areas. Like hand dryers.
 VeeKay: How charmingly convenient.
Image 228341   01-22-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
773
 
 wolfpk: Kitty wants seafood for dinner.
 Bohab: #ambition
 Micro Jackson: Not going to end well
 VeeKay: Little guy with big ideas.
 PenguinBartender: Where iz lunch?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Hang in there, Kitty.
Image 228340   01-22-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
377
 
 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?
 Lestrange: @Robespierre Seems fair though.
 Prostata: just look up from the damned thing every now and then. Nothing on the internet is *that* interesting.
 Morpen Lungus: @Mr. Butt Three days ago, some fucking lunatic on the train tried to convince me that I was a grill in a past life and set my hair alight.
 charlemagne: christ on a stick, have some respect for urban alienation
 Micro Jackson: I just took a picture of this poster with my phone and ran it through the OCR and apparently it says "Notice is hereby given...
 Hyphae: I avoided eye contact before smartphones, and I shall continue to avoid it now, thank you very much.
 Mr. Butt: Two days ago, some fucking lunatic on the bus tried to convince me that I was a girl in a past life, and was using such foul language that the bus driver had to get involved. The poetry of life.
 VeeKay: Youth today facing an epidemic of depression, economy fucked up, no valid employment prospects for several generations, war mongering idiots in government so obviously the major problems facing society is fucking phones.
 Nope: Who taught you to design posters?!
 Amy Housewine: @Scoo Much about this intrigues me.
 Scoo: Aye-aye, Cap'n!
 Amy Housewine: DON'T LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, LOOK AT THE FUNNY SIGN I'VE MADE INSTEAD
Image 228339   01-22-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
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 turtled: Gravity is a social construct.
 Christina: This is not going to end well.
 VeeKay: @sparenamelaptopdied Can you turn this into a 50,000 word doctorial thesis about how YOU WON THE INTERNET!
 sparenamelaptopdied: This barn belongs to my Auntie Grav
Image 228338   01-22-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
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 kornisjon: I admire your attentiveness, but you should blink every once in a while.
 mwoody: @dangerkeith3000 Protip: I weigh so much I snore when awake. Loophole!
 Korrok: Korrok refuses.
 dangerkeith3000: I need a pair of those for work for when I don't get enough sleep at night. Problem is, I snore...so boss may notice anyway.
 VeeKay: Stop making a spectacle of yourself bruh.
 Amy Housewine: Aye-aye, cap'n.
 WTF: "Eye"-glasses
 a robot: youtu.be/…
Image 228337   01-22-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
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