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249621  Butcherboy: Youre being erased from existence? High five! Oh sorry

248650  Mr Bleak: They closed "the world's tallest waterslide", so we have to improvise now.

249608  raditzu: I have to go, my people need me!

248682  sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir

248682  Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.

248685  Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!

248714  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Boom Tish!

249614  El hefe: All I want for Chistmas

249619  jochenau: Scrolling down on this picture is like watching a snowball of poor decisions gaining momentum as it rolls downhill, then suddenly rolling off a cliff and sailing majestically through the air, and you don't know what'll happen when it hits the ground, but it will be, in one way or another, spectacular.

249618  Spazstatic: @Annoying Vegan

249619  Hyphae: ...and for my next trick, I shall make all the ladies in the room disappear

249614  VoR: Fit a coke can in there

249617  VoR: Trump Rads trucks, but had to be banned for trying to upload the same truck 500+ times.

249618  VoR: I'm leafy Greg!

249593  Felicity: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised

249599  Felicity: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess

249616  jochenau: Now try Cat Jenga.

249596  Yurishiro: [getting it comments intensify]

249603  Yurishiro: [Creepy high violins revelation theme music]

249608  Yurishiro: He was accepted at hogwarts I guess.

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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality



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Score:
592
 
 McBomalds: Kill me, Pete
 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete
 Spazstatic: JPP, just plain Pete
 Dan Tagonistic: @Dan Tagonistic Seor Pete
 Dan Tagonistic: Gracias seor Phil
 grizzly: SEE YOU IN HELL, PETE!
 Christina: Kill Me, Pete.
 GoGo Robotto: NO Pete, kill ME goddammit!
 dangerkeith3000: Kill Me, Pete.
 Not A Bot: Very much no.
 El Barto: Oh thank Bastet. It's almost 3am so I am pretty sleepy. Cheers HP. Can I call you HP?
 Yurishiro: Literally anything else would have been a better use of your time
 Shay: Pete you sonuvabitch, you still owe me 80 bucks.
 Ulillillia: Pill me, Kete. Wait...crap.
 Not A Bot: We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You locked 1000 monkeys in a room with 1000 cell phones for 1000 years! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Image 228312   01-22-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
590
 
 San DoDo: @glenalec your candle never will! wait..
 Liar tuck: @Ulillillia - my memory died long ago.
 Ulillillia: @glenalec Pete killed your memory
 Double-Munched Tacotito: @Yurishiro - Thanks. That explains so much! In future I need to keep an eye on the index numbers of images I am jumping to from the Your Messages sidebar!
 Yurishiro: @glenalec #228312
 matos: I'm just confused. :-( Disregard me. I wonder who Pete is (I must have been referencing a nearby image - the strangeness of the post - to me - threw me)
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: The current image number is in the 239000s. You're on image 228311, which was posted January 22, which was when your comment was posted.
 rubix1924: I see what has happened. I got confused about dates jumping about post links. I thought I was in today's images.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: It was posted on January 22 by an IP you've used previously, @glenalec. You left 17 comments on 1/22/18.
 Fullhouse: @glenalec - Interesting. vv I did not make that post. Edit: Turns out I did. Or possibly one of my other sub-personalities!
 desertfox: "Kill me, Pete."
 TurkeyVulture: Bojack cosplay nailing it.
 Yurishiro: "Fergalicioustwat"? *slow clap + sideways 'no' head shake*
 addend: "Giddyup!"
 Side Boob: Pete killed him
 dangerkeith3000: I heard all those bracelets stand for naughty things.
 Shay: Does your girlfriend hate high school?
Image 228311   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
683
 
 kornisjon: How to most efficiently pass on your bad habits to the next generation.
 Christina: The baby has the remote.
 Mr. Butt: La-z-boy. La-z-man.
 Yurishiro: Step 1:chair. Step 2: beer. Step 3 beat up the nearest woman for not bringing spaghetti fast enough. Lazy chair uneducating men since ever.
 Peach: Get that baby a beer.
 wolfpk: In training
 daisy picker: The BarcaBoys set sail.
Image 228310   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
818
 
 Science: This is the look right before he gets "playful" and grabs a mouthful of your comforter and rips it wide open.
 WTF: "no u cant skip school today"
 El Barto: You're right, Pup, let's sleep-in till noon.
Image 228309   01-22-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
758
 
 Christina: A false Chinese.
 Teechur: Where are those meddling kids when you really need them? Scooby Doo! Where are you?
 Donut: ...this isn't my dad...
 dangerkeith3000: Pandamonium!
 Yurishiro: Tall panda is whiter so obviously it's the real panda.
 El Barto: Yogi!
 Mexico: Now you'll be the one stuck with a job and bills!
 FabricMan: And nobody's the wiser! Heh heh heh
Image 228308   01-22-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
678
 
 Ulillillia: Timmy!
 Prostata: the shortest bus
 Dr Awkward: Going in style
 sparenamelaptopdied: Home-school bus
 Greifer: New Filter artwork?
 twenty4: Short bus is short.
Image 228307   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
395
 
 bug: Kill me, Pete.
 Shay: Is this that movie with Art Carney (aka Norton from Honeymooners) and George Burns?
 franktank: More like Dearth Of Style
Image 228306   01-22-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
710
 
 tib gubb: i think your birds are sick
 Dresdenkeogh: Parakeets? More like parareallyraddudes
Image 228305   01-22-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
366
 
 Spazstatic: Koalas have a smooth brain. That means they don't have the thinky-thinky parts.
 Christina: That's how you get Chlamydia.
 barfolomew: Going In Style
Image 228304   01-22-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
537
 
 shadebane: Which is why girls don't pee.
 well duh: Bathroom Automatic Liquid Load-out System. He's just trying to get funding for NASA to remodel their space potty, and forgot to tell the sign maker to make it like B.A.L.L.S. Nothing odd here.
 Mr. Shine: Grandpa's off his meds. AGAIN.
 funny in the wall: i can't not read it in his voice
 WTF: 5.5 billion in NSF funding later...
 Shay: *flips board over* And the Internet is a series of tubes
Image 228303   01-22-18   Uploaded by    booger
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