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234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

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234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

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Score:
568
 
 Felicity: Kill me, Pete
 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete
 Spazstatic: JPP, just plain Pete
 Dan Tagonistic: @Dan Tagonistic Seor Pete
 Dan Tagonistic: Gracias seor Phil
 grizzly: SEE YOU IN HELL, PETE!
 Christina: Kill Me, Pete.
 GoGo Robotto: NO Pete, kill ME goddammit!
 dangerkeith3000: Kill Me, Pete.
 Not A Bot: Very much no.
 El Barto: Oh thank Bastet. It's almost 3am so I am pretty sleepy. Cheers HP. Can I call you HP?
 Yurishiro: Literally anything else would have been a better use of your time
 Shay: Pete you sonuvabitch, you still owe me 80 bucks.
 Ulillillia: Pill me, Kete. Wait...crap.
 Not A Bot: We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You locked 1000 monkeys in a room with 1000 cell phones for 1000 years! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Image 228312   01-22-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
530
 
 glenalec: "Kill me, Pete."
 TurkeyVulture: Bojack cosplay nailing it.
 Yurishiro: "Fergalicioustwat"? *slow clap + sideways 'no' head shake*
 addend: "Giddyup!"
 Side Boob: Pete killed him
 dangerkeith3000: I heard all those bracelets stand for naughty things.
 Shay: Does your girlfriend hate high school?
Image 228311   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
652
 
 kornisjon: How to most efficiently pass on your bad habits to the next generation.
 Christina: The baby has the remote.
 Mr. Butt: La-z-boy. La-z-man.
 Yurishiro: Step 1:chair. Step 2: beer. Step 3 beat up the nearest woman for not bringing spaghetti fast enough. Lazy chair uneducating men since ever.
 Peach: Get that baby a beer.
 wolfpk: In training
 Robespierre: The BarcaBoys set sail.
Image 228310   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
792
 
 Science: This is the look right before he gets "playful" and grabs a mouthful of your comforter and rips it wide open.
 WTF: "no u cant skip school today"
 El Barto: You're right, Pup, let's sleep-in till noon.
Image 228309   01-22-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
730
 
 Christina: A false Chinese.
 Teechur: Where are those meddling kids when you really need them? Scooby Doo! Where are you?
 Donut: ...this isn't my dad...
 dangerkeith3000: Pandamonium!
 Yurishiro: Tall panda is whiter so obviously it's the real panda.
 El Barto: Yogi!
 Mexico: Now you'll be the one stuck with a job and bills!
 FabricMan: And nobody's the wiser! Heh heh heh
Image 228308   01-22-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
626
 
 Ulillillia: Timmy!
 Prostata: the shortest bus
 Dr Awkward: Going in style
 sparenamelaptopdied: Home-school bus
 Greifer: New Filter artwork?
 Robespierre: Short bus is short.
Image 228307   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
366
 
 bug: Kill me, Pete.
 Shay: Is this that movie with Art Carney (aka Norton from Honeymooners) and George Burns?
 Robespierre: More like Dearth Of Style
Image 228306   01-22-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
684
 
 tib gubb: i think your birds are sick
 Dresdenkeogh: Parakeets? More like parareallyraddudes
Image 228305   01-22-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
336
 
 Spazstatic: Koalas have a smooth brain. That means they don't have the thinky-thinky parts.
 Christina: That's how you get Chlamydia.
 barfolomew: Going In Style
Image 228304   01-22-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
549
 
 well duh: Bathroom Automatic Liquid Load-out System. He's just trying to get funding for NASA to remodel their space potty, and forgot to tell the sign maker to make it like B.A.L.L.S. Nothing odd here.
 Mr. Shine: Grandpa's off his meds. AGAIN.
 funny in the wall: i can't not read it in his voice
 WTF: 5.5 billion in NSF funding later...
 Shay: *flips board over* And the Internet is a series of tubes
Image 228303   01-22-18   Uploaded by    booger
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