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249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

151373  dangerkeith3000: Oh god he's stuck in a fart bubble!

249298  dangerkeith3000: Can't wait for May 29th.

249318  barfolomew: Well you should have specified

249300  dangerkeith3000: Robo-Dog

249320  barfolomew: Don't forget to check under the seat, sometimes one is hiding there.

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1. Felicity
2. tib gubb
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Robespierre
6. Side Boob
7. Scoo
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9. Dr Awkward
10. Micro Jackson



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249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
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Bad Dad uploaded 248893 (1157 points)
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Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (939 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248861 (933 points)
Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (877 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (846 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (834 points)
aeroaero uploaded 248815 (831 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (828 points)


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 3. barfolomew: 5548 points
 4. WannaBee: 3551 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
758
 
 Christina: A false Chinese.
 Teechur: Where are those meddling kids when you really need them? Scooby Doo! Where are you?
 Donut: ...this isn't my dad...
 dangerkeith3000: Pandamonium!
 Yurishiro: Tall panda is whiter so obviously it's the real panda.
 El Barto: Yogi!
 Mexico: Now you'll be the one stuck with a job and bills!
 FabricMan: And nobody's the wiser! Heh heh heh
Image 228308   01-22-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
678
 
 Ulillillia: Timmy!
 Prostata: the shortest bus
 Dr Awkward: Going in style
 sparenamelaptopdied: Home-school bus
 Greifer: New Filter artwork?
 twenty4: Short bus is short.
Image 228307   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
395
 
 bug: Kill me, Pete.
 Shay: Is this that movie with Art Carney (aka Norton from Honeymooners) and George Burns?
 franktank: More like Dearth Of Style
Image 228306   01-22-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
710
 
 tib gubb: i think your birds are sick
 Dresdenkeogh: Parakeets? More like parareallyraddudes
Image 228305   01-22-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
366
 
 Spazstatic: Koalas have a smooth brain. That means they don't have the thinky-thinky parts.
 Christina: That's how you get Chlamydia.
 barfolomew: Going In Style
Image 228304   01-22-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
537
 
 glenalec: Which is why girls don't pee.
 well duh: Bathroom Automatic Liquid Load-out System. He's just trying to get funding for NASA to remodel their space potty, and forgot to tell the sign maker to make it like B.A.L.L.S. Nothing odd here.
 Mr. Shine: Grandpa's off his meds. AGAIN.
 funny in the wall: i can't not read it in his voice
 WTF: 5.5 billion in NSF funding later...
 Shay: *flips board over* And the Internet is a series of tubes
Image 228303   01-22-18   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
638
 
 El Barto: @Shay And HOW MANY lives?! Holy Bast!
 Shay: Holy crap, I have a body!
Image 228302   01-22-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
218
 
 charlemagne: I made the radiohead logo on my mario kart ds
 Yurishiro: @Shay @Peach Join the new program for anonymous bored people. HI, I'm Yurishiro and I am sooooo booooored.
 Yurishiro: @Peach well said, your username should be *Preach!
 Peach: @Yurishiro @Shay We're all bored, everywhere, all the time.
 Shay: @Yurishiro No need to be sorry, we all get bored at work/school/home in the morning.
 Yurishiro: ok enough sorry.
 Yurishiro: I will promote communism..with my iphone.
 Yurishiro: Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone get them.
 Yurishiro: This has no class at all.
 Shay: Few pixels away from the danger zone.
Image 228301   01-22-18   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
513
 
 Yurishiro: That's a bedhead.
Image 228300   01-22-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Image 228299 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kayjay. Boo, kayjay.
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