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272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

272949  Side Boob: Blep

272950  Side Boob: Dear bird, fuck off just now.

272931  tib gubb: touchbown!

272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

272950  Prostata: another one for the collection! #272952

272941  Crim Tender: Good Lord!

272941  Mr Bleak: Night train to switcherino

272950  White Rice: Not today, Satan.

272950  Dr Awkward: Remind me to never steal chips from Moms plate without asking.

272958  Prostata: what the actual fuck?

272920  PenguinBartender: She's...a...clone?

272878  Darmstadtium: At least bears won't eat you

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
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 a sedated moose: @dangerkeith3000 I would watch that show.
 dangerkeith3000: Eric Andre DeVito
Image 228270   01-22-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
357
 
 badger: Epic moment when the airbags deploy and tear off her legs. Don't call shotgun ladies!
 Greifer: Remove the high heels and tell your wife those are bullet holes from your ride to the ghetto to get them rings back from the pawn shop...
 dangerkeith3000: You can really tell her giving birth in the front seat was painful.
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Which is why you sit in a car seat, not lounge back in it with your feet up on the dash.
Image 228269   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
455
 
 apoxia: Poor snake :(
Image 228268   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
419
 
 brian greene: chain gang but the rest escaped
Image 228267   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: Say what you want about America, but $1 still buys you a whole lot of mice.
 Chest Rockwell: Or just buy 40 quarter pounders.
Image 228266   01-22-18   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
351
 
 Science: And then all that melted snow freezes and you have an ice rink instead.
 sparenamelaptopdied: I have some nuts, can I borrow your sledgehammer?
 Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Oops. I meant #226603
 Jabberwikket: Fire danger moderate #206630
 BavidDowie: It burns when I pee
Image 228265   01-22-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
365
 
 piranharama: SO. Does that mean I was intelligently designed TO masturbate? Because thats how Im taking this.
 funny in the wall: also, it had a cloaca
 kate shutupton: ...this reminds me of something. Oh right, I wanted to look at pornography, not all these silly pictures! seeya
 dangerkeith3000: smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-dinosaur-sex-173015/
 addend: T. Rex didn't need this reminder on Valentine's Day.
 DarkTeddy: They just fucked everything. Literallly everything is fuckable when youre that big
 Chest Rockwell: Finally some real news.
Image 228264   01-22-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
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 alex: @Fiveninety Youve got to follow your toupeeeeeeeeeee
 Kaviri: I got lost driving around and found this.
 Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around
 DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...
Image 228263   01-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: I want that calendar.
 dangerkeith3000: I want that calendar.
Image 228262   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
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 inthrees: "I tell you boy. It's soo difficult to masturbate with these small arms"
Image 228261   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
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