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269166  bug: I wish to play with the large friendly dog.

269168  fanny: we took in a stray kitten last week :) pic to follow pending nancy's approval

269171  fanny: this live nativity is weird

269102  savvoy: I steal its breath while it sleeps

269174  fanny: I've been eating celery wrong :(

269174  bug: Where's the ring?

269178  Nope: She wishes the tops of her boobs were brains?

269111  Joseph: Try a bigger axe.

269177  Teechur: I wish these were brains

269178  Side Boob: Me too.

269160  Teechur: @Incubi I'll get old before I grow up.

269166  Teechur: I would like to have a capybara. But if I had one, I would have to get a goat. Because I would also like to have a goat.

269152  savvoy: When leg day is the most important day

269168  Teechur: @thecraftywolf @Shay The thumbprint on the lens

269185  Rembo Rompus: Made, poor thing looks hungry

269176  illBilliam: *Goes back to complain that they got my name wrong*

269152  illBilliam: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

269158  Shay: When he grows up, he'll be old.

269161  Shay: Rad for Blackadder.

269168  Shay: @thecraftywolf The woman or the cat?

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1. Shay
2. tib gubb
3. Side Boob
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Not A Bot
6. VeeKay
7. MrBoffo
8. Teechur
9. Mr Bleak
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

269111 Joseph: Try a bigger axe.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!



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NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (764 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (762 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (742 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
Troll uploaded 268980 (700 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 269093 (692 points)
eevee uploaded 268838 (689 points)


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 6. beyardo: 1859 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 8. Murm Gungus: 1783 points
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10. poetrysucks: 1599 points
11. blablabla: 1464 points
12. glowstick: 1449 points
13. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
14. wolfskin: 1436 points
15. Punt Numbles: 1416 points
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 Mr Bleak: @addend Confused? You won't be after this week's episode.
 VeeKay: When albinoism attacks.
 Aufziehvogel: Lost the gene roulette
 addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."
Image 228258   01-21-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
354
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Robespierre Fuck yes Cheez Waffies!
 Vorm Gongo: @FabricMan Cheez Waffies are for the munchies.
 FabricMan: But wouldn't he get the munchies?
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: that's not how you huff and puff
 addend: Big BAD wolf.
 Emoji: I preferred the one where he enlisted the Cool-Aid guy.
Image 228257   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
390
 
 VeeKay: Vomit in my mouth right here.
 Peter Pantsless: Alternate title for Fox & Friends
 addend: I don't have the stomach for it.
 Ulillillia: Grocer's Non-apostrophe
Image 228256   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
788
 
 Apple IIe: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.
Image 228255   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Matricii
Score:
281
 
 Mr. Butt: Come in here and get y'all juice.
 BavidDowie: Dorm slip n slide?
 Matricii: World's largest wet t-shirt party done wrong...
Image 228254   01-21-18   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
340
 
 Mr Bleak: He just can't spell "squash". Sad case.
 VeeKay: @Matricii Ate all that dog shit.
 ashton: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.
 Matricii: Why? What did he ever do for me?
Image 228253   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
227
 
 Mr Bleak: Taco Bell: not even involved.
 kornisjon: It burns, burns, burns.
 kornisjon: That's a good looking burning ring of fire.
Image 228252   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
438
 
 Science: @Greifer: I think it's Isaac Asimov.
 VeeKay: Good ole Andy Warhol
 Greifer: Looks like HR Giger
 Mister Beef: There Will Always Be The English.
 soccer: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.
 UltraBeverly: Wes Anderson nails it, again.
 Chest Rockwell: Rad for the carpet.
 Not A Bot: Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids. Koo-koo-ka-choo ...
Image 228251   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
509
 
 Mr Bleak: Playing "Overlord" - the Tube level.
 alborland: Realistic Smurves
 Darmstadtium: Going to a Plavalaguna's concert?
 Derp Herpigan: @Mexico thanks for getting that tune stuck in my head.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Widing on the wailwoad
 Michael Tripe: They didn't know.
 Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?
 BavidDowie: Oh so lonesome for you
 ThatGuy: Accidentally blue everyone on the train
 Mexico: We're blue, da ba dee da ba daa.
Image 228250   01-21-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
283
 
 brian greene: two males platonically on the same bed morcombe and wise platonically IN the same bad noe said a word!
 turtled: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down
 Mexico: @Ulillillia Three adults platonically on the same bed? Well I never!
 Ulillillia: This movie came out in 1958 and received an XXX rating
Image 228249   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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