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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.



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 Peter Pantsless: @Robespierre Fuck yes Cheez Waffies!
 Vorm Gongo: @FabricMan Cheez Waffies are for the munchies.
 FabricMan: But wouldn't he get the munchies?
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: that's not how you huff and puff
 addend: Big BAD wolf.
 Emoji: I preferred the one where he enlisted the Cool-Aid guy.
Image 228257   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
390
 
 VeeKay: Vomit in my mouth right here.
 Peter Pantsless: Alternate title for Fox & Friends
 addend: I don't have the stomach for it.
 Ulillillia: Grocer's Non-apostrophe
Image 228256   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
788
 
 Apple IIe: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.
Image 228255   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Matricii
Score:
281
 
 Mr. Butt: Come in here and get y'all juice.
 BavidDowie: Dorm slip n slide?
 Matricii: World's largest wet t-shirt party done wrong...
Image 228254   01-21-18   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
340
 
 Mr Bleak: He just can't spell "squash". Sad case.
 VeeKay: @Matricii Ate all that dog shit.
 ashton: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.
 Matricii: Why? What did he ever do for me?
Image 228253   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
227
 
 Mr Bleak: Taco Bell: not even involved.
 kornisjon: It burns, burns, burns.
 kornisjon: That's a good looking burning ring of fire.
Image 228252   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
438
 
 Science: @Greifer: I think it's Isaac Asimov.
 VeeKay: Good ole Andy Warhol
 Greifer: Looks like HR Giger
 Mister Beef: There Will Always Be The English.
 soccer: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.
 UltraBeverly: Wes Anderson nails it, again.
 Chest Rockwell: Rad for the carpet.
 Not A Bot: Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids. Koo-koo-ka-choo ...
Image 228251   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
509
 
 Mr Bleak: Playing "Overlord" - the Tube level.
 alborland: Realistic Smurves
 Darmstadtium: Going to a Plavalaguna's concert?
 Derp Herpigan: @Mexico thanks for getting that tune stuck in my head.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Widing on the wailwoad
 Michael Tripe: They didn't know.
 Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?
 BavidDowie: Oh so lonesome for you
 ThatGuy: Accidentally blue everyone on the train
 Mexico: We're blue, da ba dee da ba daa.
Image 228250   01-21-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
283
 
 brian greene: two males platonically on the same bed morcombe and wise platonically IN the same bad noe said a word!
 turtled: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down
 Mexico: @Ulillillia Three adults platonically on the same bed? Well I never!
 Ulillillia: This movie came out in 1958 and received an XXX rating
Image 228249   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
453
 
 FabricMan: "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa (w)"
 time is wastin: @Aufziehvogel why
 Aufziehvogel: Can't wait to see him lift his leg to pee
Image 228248   01-21-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
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