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249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

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1. Felicity
2. tib gubb
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Robespierre
6. Side Boob
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9. Dr Awkward
10. Micro Jackson



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249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
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Bad Dad uploaded 248893 (1157 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (984 points)
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Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (939 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248861 (933 points)
Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (877 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (846 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (834 points)
aeroaero uploaded 248815 (831 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (828 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Side Boob: 5722 points
 3. barfolomew: 5548 points
 4. WannaBee: 3551 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
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 original og: "Don't play with your food, Waldo"
 Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!
 addend: It's a pelican, not a pelican't.
Image 228244   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
543
 
 Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!
Image 228243   01-21-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
382
 
 El Barto: ...Elton? Is that you?
 UltraBeverly: Don't make me turn this car around
 Ulillillia: Saturday night's all right for fighting
 mrd0t: You boys like mex-e-ko?
 WTF: Buckle up kid. I need to get this package to Tijuana by 2am.
 Warrax: Get in, I'll explain on the way.
Image 228242   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
296
 
 VeeKay: *ahem* "You lookin at me"? *cough* "You looking at me"? "No. Right". "You lookin' at me"? Ad nauseam.
 TurkeyVulture: As a recovering redneck, I can tell you that old taxidermied deer shed tiny hairs pretty continuously.
 Derp Herpigan: @bug not quite, it's *under* two bucks.
 brian greene: two dollars thats to dear
 bug: Let me guess, everything on this aisle costs two dollars?
 Warrax: This is my body, which is for you, do this in remembrance of me.
Image 228241   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
423
 
 mrd0t: This neighborhood watch is serious business.
Image 228240   01-21-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
573
 
 cenecia: Hey! That snowman stole my sign!
 Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.
 Urn BooUrn: As will we all.
 Ulillillia: Lucky.
Image 228239   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
295
 
 TheTakeDown: Footballers; I'll tell you hwut.
 apoxia: That one on the right looks like my neighbour, but with a shirt on.
 Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.
 Ulillillia: Mamma mia!
Image 228238   01-21-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
336
 
 Donut: Two days later, the fax machine was hired.
 charlemagne: give me dental insurance and I'll make you see heaven
 duckfarts: oh man, i think this is in front of busch stadium in st louis
 duckfarts: I'm pretty sure their dreams still work so long as they sleep occasionally
 Ulillillia: I admire your ambition, but looking for positions online and submitting resumes that way is probably more effective
Image 228237   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
246
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Six in a jar.... and buns come in sixes... someone messed up here...
 apoxia: In New Zealand you have to watch out for this. A hotdog will get you a battered sausage on a stick. An American hotdog will get you one of these thingies in a bun with mustard and sauce.
 Aufziehvogel: Meica is a German brand
 Dr. Bathroom: Freedom from cooking!
 Ulillillia:
 Ulillillia: @Nope Rmerican Style?
 Nope: disgusting, they forgot the R in merica
Image 228236   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
480
 
 SS Keith: My parents went to Hotel California and all they brought me was this lousy t-shirt.
 a robot: I used to do cross-stitch and I made ones that said "Thank you for not discussing the outside world," "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man" and "Metal Lord is my Metal Shepherd" (from Futurama). I really don't know why I never thought to do this one too :/
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: But you do it for her.
Image 228235   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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