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234194  Not A Bot: You should of known better you never get them wet and you never feed them after midnight

234208  GoGo Robotto: that's one hell of a number, I tell ya!

234187  El hefe: Children for sale

234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

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2. redmonkey3
3. Felicity
4. Peter Pantsless
5. dangerkeith3000
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9. Scoo
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234050 tib gubb: did that snake just bark?

234099 Prostata: really?

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234070 Demon Universe: Eh, close enough. *starts to eat breakfast*

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains



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DrinkMixMan uploaded 233689 (901 points)
cybeq uploaded 233708 (900 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 233934 (883 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 233928 (875 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 234070 (865 points)
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 2. Yurishiro: 7991 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 6076 points
 4. barfolomew: 3982 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3012 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
 7. Side Boob: 2630 points
 8. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
12. Scoo: 2035 points
13. falling: 2033 points
14. Micro Jackson: 1864 points
15. wolfpupy: 1830 points
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Score:
296
 
 VeeKay: *ahem* "You lookin at me"? *cough* "You looking at me"? "No. Right". "You lookin' at me"? Ad nauseam.
 TurkeyVulture: As a recovering redneck, I can tell you that old taxidermied deer shed tiny hairs pretty continuously.
 Derp Herpigan: @bug not quite, it's *under* two bucks.
 brian greene: two dollars thats to dear
 bug: Let me guess, everything on this aisle costs two dollars?
 Warrax: This is my body, which is for you, do this in remembrance of me.
Image 228241   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
423
 
 mrd0t: This neighborhood watch is serious business.
Image 228240   01-21-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
573
 
 cenecia: Hey! That snowman stole my sign!
 Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.
 Urn BooUrn: As will we all.
 Ulillillia: Lucky.
Image 228239   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
295
 
 Robespierre: Footballers; I'll tell you hwut.
 apoxia: That one on the right looks like my neighbour, but with a shirt on.
 Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.
 Ulillillia: Mamma mia!
Image 228238   01-21-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
336
 
 Donut: Two days later, the fax machine was hired.
 charlemagne: give me dental insurance and I'll make you see heaven
 duckfarts: oh man, i think this is in front of busch stadium in st louis
 duckfarts: I'm pretty sure their dreams still work so long as they sleep occasionally
 Ulillillia: I admire your ambition, but looking for positions online and submitting resumes that way is probably more effective
Image 228237   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
246
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Six in a jar.... and buns come in sixes... someone messed up here...
 apoxia: In New Zealand you have to watch out for this. A hotdog will get you a battered sausage on a stick. An American hotdog will get you one of these thingies in a bun with mustard and sauce.
 Aufziehvogel: Meica is a German brand
 Dr. Bathroom: Freedom from cooking!
 Ulillillia:
 Ulillillia: @Nope Rmerican Style?
 Nope: disgusting, they forgot the R in merica
Image 228236   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
480
 
 Robespierre: My parents went to Hotel California and all they brought me was this lousy t-shirt.
 a robot: I used to do cross-stitch and I made ones that said "Thank you for not discussing the outside world," "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man" and "Metal Lord is my Metal Shepherd" (from Futurama). I really don't know why I never thought to do this one too :/
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: But you do it for her.
Image 228235   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
356
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: What lies, No big surprise...
Image 228234   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
494
 
 Felicity: Carbon rod! Carbon rod!
 Korrok: No! You can't make me.
 Not A Bot: Prime poop catching position
 duckfarts: oh no, she's been hit with a tranq dart
 Scoo: Who hit this poor sleepy kitty with a Nerf dart!?
Image 228233   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
404
 
 Felicity: Well
 mrd0t: At least they didn't die hungry.
 Greifer: no ragrets
 Ulillillia: ...something about you, I didn't believe it, I just couldn't believe it...
 Scoo: ...that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend...
Image 228232   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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