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263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

263293  Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA



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 cenecia: Hey! That snowman stole my sign!
 NFLitGirl: We probably aren't even alive now.
 Urn BooUrn: As will we all.
 Ulillillia: Lucky.
Image 228239   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
295
 
 TheTakeDown: Footballers; I'll tell you hwut.
 apoxia: That one on the right looks like my neighbour, but with a shirt on.
 badger: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.
 Ulillillia: Mamma mia!
Image 228238   01-21-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
336
 
 Donut: Two days later, the fax machine was hired.
 charlemagne: give me dental insurance and I'll make you see heaven
 duckfarts: oh man, i think this is in front of busch stadium in st louis
 duckfarts: I'm pretty sure their dreams still work so long as they sleep occasionally
 Ulillillia: I admire your ambition, but looking for positions online and submitting resumes that way is probably more effective
Image 228237   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
246
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Six in a jar.... and buns come in sixes... someone messed up here...
 apoxia: In New Zealand you have to watch out for this. A hotdog will get you a battered sausage on a stick. An American hotdog will get you one of these thingies in a bun with mustard and sauce.
 Aufziehvogel: Meica is a German brand
 Dr. Bathroom: Freedom from cooking!
 Ulillillia:
 Ulillillia: @Nope Rmerican Style?
 Nope: disgusting, they forgot the R in merica
Image 228236   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
480
 
 SS Keith: My parents went to Hotel California and all they brought me was this lousy t-shirt.
 a robot: I used to do cross-stitch and I made ones that said "Thank you for not discussing the outside world," "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man" and "Metal Lord is my Metal Shepherd" (from Futurama). I really don't know why I never thought to do this one too :/
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: But you do it for her.
Image 228235   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
356
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: What lies, No big surprise...
Image 228234   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
518
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Carbon rod! Carbon rod!
 Korrok: No! You can't make me.
 Not A Bot: Prime poop catching position
 duckfarts: oh no, she's been hit with a tranq dart
 Scoo: Who hit this poor sleepy kitty with a Nerf dart!?
Image 228233   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
404
 
 nuke em: Well
 mrd0t: At least they didn't die hungry.
 Greifer: no ragrets
 Ulillillia: ...something about you, I didn't believe it, I just couldn't believe it...
 Scoo: ...that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend...
Image 228232   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
729
 
 San DoDo: You can study anytime, but petting me is a once in a lifetime opportunity
Image 228231   01-21-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
534
 
 frankie: The upholstery is lava
 raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?
 duckfarts: @SimonSaysGarfunkel fuck yeah i want wood paneling everywhere
 blendedtwice: But does it have wifi?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The 70s sure knew great fabric pattern. Lets go ahead an drench this pea soup vomit carpet with some dead fall leaves and accent it with WOOD PANNELING FUCKING EVERYWHERE!
 charlemagne: yeah but it will let all the rain in
Image 228230   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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