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263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

263293  Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

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Score:
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 sparenamelaptopdied: Cruising up and down previously unexplored muddy backwaters
 apoxia: Oh dear.
 Rhombo Dimple: They are world-famous gastroenterologists.
 blendedtwice: I've always wondered if the people who slap on the price tag put any effort into it.
 duckfarts: OUR GREAT BANAL JOURNEYS
 Mr. Butt: They know.
 Matricii: Is this a Lemmywinks autobiography?
 I Hate The Beatles: Ready for adventure
 Ulillillia: Prunella Scales = dancing name
 The Man: He he. It says 'waterways'.
Image 228225   01-21-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
278
 
 Matricii: Just remember, you may watch the trees but they also watch you back...
 Not A Bot: "AND I had asparagus, pigs!"
Image 228224   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
190
 
 jonz: Will she shoot you? ....
 Matricii: Ok... talk to him? No judgement here bro...
Image 228223   01-21-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
503
 
 tib gubb: that's efficiency. the system works, people!
 trelyate: Directed by M Night Shyamalan
 San DoDo: What a twist!
 Donut: Go home, Duke Togo. You're Drunk.
 Matricii: Of course you're already dead... Kenshiro works fast.
 a robot: Return flight: #228074
 Bitcoin Burglar: Well that saves time.
Image 228222   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
274
 
 dangerkeith3000: If this cubicle is rockin', don't bother knockin'.
 mwoody: Before HR gets involved, we're going to have to figure out the genders of the participants.
 Matricii: Call me old fashioned but I think they're doing it wrong... unless I misread the situation
 wolfpk: Is that a lap dance, or a belly dance?
 Scoo: HR gonna have a field day with this
 Mord Tingies: Definition of SWAG
Image 228221   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
364
 
 bigjim: Is somebody going to address it? Somebody has to address it
 Donut: What's next is that you get an elephant to play left-hand bass, moron.
 square44: the record for smallest and biggest membership, at the same time
Image 228220   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
352
 
 Hokie333: Michael J. Fox?
 Matricii: @illBilliam Well that's why I read "eau de toilette" as "smells like a toilet".. I mean have you actually smelled Brut?
 Donut: No! My bottle! Mine! Get your filthy woman hands off of me!
 Scoo: @a robot I'm sure she caught him by surprise, at least
 a robot: That eyepatch seems impractical
 illBilliam: Arrr! This fetid fragrance smells fishier than a mermaids fin... Arrr!
 nightmarez: please get me out of here
Image 228219   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
436
 
 drhenry: In Canada, it could be sneakers, runners, tennis shoes, or running shoes
 El Barto: Sweaty stompers.
 El Barto: Feety gaol.
 El Barto: Stinky foot sauna.
 El Barto: Stinky squeakers.
 Demon Universe: Lies. Ive lived in a tennis shoes state for 30 years and have heard nothing but sneakers. Im calling bias on the survey/poll.
 El Barto: Squeaky feets.
 apoxia: I honestly don't think I refer to them as other than shoes. But maybe that's a south pacific ocean thing.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Bunion shrouds.
 BavidDowie: Tackies!
 Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."
 duckfarts: @Mad Collager probably already in use in the UK
 Fiveninety: @Ulillillia the messed up part is, Florida looks about like it usually does
 trelyate: I live in Sneakers land but agree with Hawaii
 Ulillillia: This 2020 election map is scary.
 Mad Collager: @a robot I might start saying "Meghan's" just to be obscure.
 a robot: I like to say "trainers" just to be annoying
Image 228218   01-21-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
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 Ulillillia: Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down
 a robot: Dog Jesus borkfed for your sins
 flying sheep: Lone Doggo
Image 228217   01-21-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
439
 
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Grogs
 Soy Peso: If Marge Simpson and her sisters were Wookies.
 BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea
 Matricii: Cousin It, how tall you've grown...
 wolfpk: Ok Chewy and friends, it's time for a haircut!
 Spazstatic: Wookie themed dildos were the weakest selling Star Wars collectable.
 a robot: Aunt Beast, is that you??
 grizzly: @carpwoman I feel ya.
 carpwoman: Oh, look. It's the Vikings defense.
Image 228216   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
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