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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Score:
436
 
 drhenry: In Canada, it could be sneakers, runners, tennis shoes, or running shoes
 El Barto: Sweaty stompers.
 El Barto: Feety gaol.
 El Barto: Stinky foot sauna.
 El Barto: Stinky squeakers.
 Demon Universe: Lies. Ive lived in a tennis shoes state for 30 years and have heard nothing but sneakers. Im calling bias on the survey/poll.
 El Barto: Squeaky feets.
 apoxia: I honestly don't think I refer to them as other than shoes. But maybe that's a south pacific ocean thing.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Bunion shrouds.
 BavidDowie: Tackies!
 Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."
 duckfarts: @Mad Collager probably already in use in the UK
 Fiveninety: @Ulillillia the messed up part is, Florida looks about like it usually does
 trelyate: I live in Sneakers land but agree with Hawaii
 Ulillillia: This 2020 election map is scary.
 Mad Collager: @a robot I might start saying "Meghan's" just to be obscure.
 a robot: I like to say "trainers" just to be annoying
Image 228218   01-21-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
710
 
 Ulillillia: Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down
 a robot: Dog Jesus borkfed for your sins
 flying sheep: Lone Doggo
Image 228217   01-21-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
439
 
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Grogs
 Soy Peso: If Marge Simpson and her sisters were Wookies.
 BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea
 Matricii: Cousin It, how tall you've grown...
 wolfpk: Ok Chewy and friends, it's time for a haircut!
 Spazstatic: Wookie themed dildos were the weakest selling Star Wars collectable.
 a robot: Aunt Beast, is that you??
 grizzly: @carpwoman I feel ya.
 carpwoman: Oh, look. It's the Vikings defense.
Image 228216   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
587
 
 Nope: *"low rider" plays in the background*
Image 228215   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
583
 
 Mr Bleak: @Kaviri On a date, obviously.
 Mord Tingies: Colorf Lavors
 Kaviri: Wheres Bill Door? Im sure hed have a thing or two to say regarding the accuracy of this image.
 Matricii: @wolfpk agree... and then Deathcat gets his own meme site, and that kills the other 50%
 wolfpk: I disagree with this; a cat would be more likely to kill half the population!
Image 228214   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
602
 
 duckfarts: KEEP FROZEN - COOK THOROUGHLY - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, TOTINO
 Ulillillia: Dial in to this webzone if you would like a detergent pack.
 deeeeeeeez: I welcome any dipshit who wants to eat these in exchange for 4.5 seconds of internet fame....
 Whatever: May taste better than regular frozen pizza rolls with extra colon cleaning capacity
 WTF: 7/10 still would eat if tasted like pizza rolls.
Image 228213   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
187
 
 Cyka: Cubic chronic
 elahabdh: And I've been smoking /wood/ all this time!?
Image 228212   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
768
 
 apoxia: There's a Sleater Kinney song called Light Rail Coyote.
 well duh: He dropped his smartphone in his water bowl, and couldn't remember Toonces' number.
 wolfpk: I am going to guess this is a Northern Inuit. Definitely not a coyote.
 Whatever: Because it cant go online to Uber
 Ulillillia: Big deal, I can't drive karen either.
Image 228211   01-21-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
254
 
 CompletelyJoking: The finest human beings.
 BavidDowie: Classy lot
 duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908
 greenbean: @kazzy94 - I almost added a second comment 'Why not both' above my first, but I got distracted by my job. :-/
 kazzy94: @glenalec I'm hoping both
 sparename: Never mind the quality - feel the length
 Prostata: I guess she's a fan
 Bernie 2016: They like them or they have them?
Image 228210   01-21-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
368
 
 Ulillillia: When I was younger whole milk was called "homo milk" and I thought it meant that
 trelyate: captain Holt is not amused
 SurfNTurf: I always thought it meant Homo-sapien.
Image 228209   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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