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263346  Side Boob: I hate those mornings.

263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
602
 
 duckfarts: KEEP FROZEN - COOK THOROUGHLY - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, TOTINO
 Ulillillia: Dial in to this webzone if you would like a detergent pack.
 deeeeeeeez: I welcome any dipshit who wants to eat these in exchange for 4.5 seconds of internet fame....
 Whatever: May taste better than regular frozen pizza rolls with extra colon cleaning capacity
 WTF: 7/10 still would eat if tasted like pizza rolls.
Image 228213   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
187
 
 Cyka: Cubic chronic
 elahabdh: And I've been smoking /wood/ all this time!?
Image 228212   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
768
 
 apoxia: There's a Sleater Kinney song called Light Rail Coyote.
 well duh: He dropped his smartphone in his water bowl, and couldn't remember Toonces' number.
 wolfpk: I am going to guess this is a Northern Inuit. Definitely not a coyote.
 Whatever: Because it cant go online to Uber
 Ulillillia: Big deal, I can't drive karen either.
Image 228211   01-21-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
254
 
 CompletelyJoking: The finest human beings.
 BavidDowie: Classy lot
 duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908
 greenbean: @kazzy94 - I almost added a second comment 'Why not both' above my first, but I got distracted by my job. :-/
 kazzy94: @glenalec I'm hoping both
 sparename: Never mind the quality - feel the length
 Prostata: I guess she's a fan
 Bernie 2016: They like them or they have them?
Image 228210   01-21-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
368
 
 Ulillillia: When I was younger whole milk was called "homo milk" and I thought it meant that
 trelyate: captain Holt is not amused
 SurfNTurf: I always thought it meant Homo-sapien.
Image 228209   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
805
 
 Aufziehvogel: Cute
 Matricii: This is spot on...
Image 228208   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
460
 
 Matricii: He got ripped from nip to nip
 Donut: Yeah, nice quote, Captain, but those guys have lasers.
 Spazstatic: Same.
 Whatever: Good, what about a lirpa?
Image 228207   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
295
 
 Kaviri: I put all these pictures on it in case you missed the joke!
 duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome
Image 228206   01-21-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
355
 
 NoOneImportant: The driver looks like Martin Sheen
 Kaviri: Jesus took the wheel.
 Aufziehvogel: Take the highway to hell
 mwoody: It's a trick, get an axe.
 Whatever: Then why does he keep on giving me directions to the Valley of the Shadow of death?
 jochenau: I don't think my GPS has an Aramaic option...
Image 228205   01-21-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
190
 
 Not A Bot: Heck off, I'm doin' poops!
 Whatever: His hair winked at me!
 Ulillillia: "We use the same hair dye!"
 charlemagne: 'your hair looks weird'
 Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?
 sparename: "That little hand is sooooo cold!"
Image 228204   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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