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272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

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272539 Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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Score:
273
 
 Demon Universe: @duckfarts what do you hate about them? Im addicted, even though the texture between the chocolate and caramel is way off.
 duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself
 Donut: ...cumin?
 sparename: "Crispy on the outside, slimy in the middle"
 Urn BooUrn: This protein fad has got to stop.
 Ulillillia: First waffles now this
 Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..
 tomatosaws: Jeff on production line 6 has been doing that for years.
Image 228197   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
639
 
 savvoy: Squirrel!
 Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...
 I Hate The Beatles: I is wolf! Is is terror of tiaga! Tremble!
Image 228196   01-21-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
350
 
 Aufziehvogel: Ah, there it is, my collection of spider eggs
 duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle
 sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Isnt this the last Refused album cover?
 redrex: Well Dr Freud, what do you make of this?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: wheres the map for this assorted candy box?! hah?! im not getting the rotten egg covered in chocalate agin!
 Mord Tingies: Jeez and I thought 3 shells was tricky..
Image 228195   01-21-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
380
 
 Not A Bot: Is one a toy?
 a robot: @DrinkMixMan I really love this :D
 logono: We all need a Lenny to tell us that everything's OK
 Scoo: Can't sleep; Lenny will eat me
Image 228194   01-21-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
405
 
 Mr Bleak: Shoebill: Uglier than normal birds.
 Aufziehvogel: Is this from one of these "star wars" movies?
 FunkyDrunk: "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is your Benzedrine, uh-huh, I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed, I thought I'd pegged you an idiot's dream,
 moogerator: Nice profile pic.
Image 228193   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
384
 
 Mad Collager: No! No! Austin Powers said, "BeHAVE!".
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - Practice.
 Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor
 Ulillillia: How do I get my hair like that
 Scoo: Which one is this, Sunny or Mild?
 AFanOfSprite: Sign says (woo) "Stay away, fools", 'Cause love rules at the Love Shack
Image 228192   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
212
 
 dangerkeith3000: Expectation: goatse
 carpwoman: I love all these "I have no fucking idea how to follow a recipe" posts.
 White Male: @SimonSaysGarfunkel @VeeKay Raunchy janitors
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @VeeKay I know what a snickers is okay
 DogsRGreat: @SimonSaysGarfunkel (Jolly ranchers)
 wolfskin: All tastes the same.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Well who the hell bakes jello?
Image 228191   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
509
 
 UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.
 sylveon: @Aufziehvogel Wait until tomorrow and ask @UltraBeverly
 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this
 UltraBeverly: This is my Tuesday
 duckfarts: that's some pig
 TurkeyVulture: Gritty, sexy new Babe remake.
 Matricii: Is it bad that I'm jealous of the pig?
 charlemagne: piggy paulson, come back here with my wife
 Mexico: HOW MANY DRUGS DID I TAKE TODAY?!
 Social Vegan: This little piggy cried wee-wee-wee, all the way home.
 badger: vv I just realised it isn't a Nazi. Uniforms all look the same to me :-/
 matos: Is there nothing too evil for Nazis? (Rhetorical question, of course)
 trelyate: GET BACK HERE WITH MY SON!
Image 228190   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
226
 
 Not A Bot: In ancient Egypt, birds were revered as dinosaurs. They have never forgotten this.
 Oh Don Piano: Where the hell did Martin go? Can you see him?
 elronhubard: err... nope?
Image 228189   01-21-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
246
 
 Matricii: You too can rent these sandals...
 Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.
Image 228188   01-21-18   Uploaded by    GoGo Robotto
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