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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Score:
212
 
 dangerkeith3000: Expectation: goatse
 carpwoman: I love all these "I have no fucking idea how to follow a recipe" posts.
 White Male: @SimonSaysGarfunkel @VeeKay Raunchy janitors
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @VeeKay I know what a snickers is okay
 VeeKay: @SimonSaysGarfunkel (Jolly ranchers)
 VeeKay: All tastes the same.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Well who the hell bakes jello?
Image 228191   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
509
 
 UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.
 sylveon: @Aufziehvogel Wait until tomorrow and ask @UltraBeverly
 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this
 UltraBeverly: This is my Tuesday
 duckfarts: that's some pig
 TurkeyVulture: Gritty, sexy new Babe remake.
 Matricii: Is it bad that I'm jealous of the pig?
 charlemagne: piggy paulson, come back here with my wife
 Mexico: HOW MANY DRUGS DID I TAKE TODAY?!
 VeeKay: This little piggy cried wee-wee-wee, all the way home.
 badger: vv I just realised it isn't a Nazi. Uniforms all look the same to me :-/
 matos: Is there nothing too evil for Nazis? (Rhetorical question, of course)
 trelyate: GET BACK HERE WITH MY SON!
Image 228190   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
226
 
 Not A Bot: In ancient Egypt, birds were revered as dinosaurs. They have never forgotten this.
 VeeKay: Where the hell did Martin go? Can you see him?
 elronhubard: err... nope?
Image 228189   01-21-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
246
 
 Matricii: You too can rent these sandals...
 Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.
Image 228188   01-21-18   Uploaded by    GoGo Robotto
Score:
473
 
 Matricii: This is the 80s, when even Mr. T dreamed of being a Transformer...
 Jabberwikket: And my axe !
 Side Boob: I pity da fool!
Image 228187   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
388
 
 conner: "it's not how it looks!!"
Image 228186   01-21-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
199
 
 BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse
Image 228185   01-21-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
305
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 mwoody: What an excellent metaphor for my emotional development.
 Hokie333: What sound did it make when you thumped it? You did thump it at the store first, right?
 Ulillillia: @fanny He's more of a disappointing orange
 AstoriaBum: Depends on your intentions.
 grizzly: 'This Watermelon' was my parent's nickname for me.
 fanny: um, have you SEEN the president?
Image 228184   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
519
 
 Jonananathan: @Felicity - Me too. But that explains a lot.
 The Man: This is a reference to Tide? I thought it was the Pepsi logo!
 crunchymush: Please explain?
 well duh: Given the news timeline, and the relatively fresh appearance, but also the lack of "rashy-looking fresh tattoo skin", I'm hoping this is a 'shopped image. If not, I will have a strong desire to track down both the tattooer and tattooee and punch them both square in the genitals.
 Matricii: @square44 20 years? I'm still confused what it is today
 square44: imagine explaining this in 20 years
 Matricii: @Ulillillia Let's be fair... it would be easier to list the things you should put in your mouth
 Teechur: The tides are turning...
 sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"
 Minnesotan: I ate a tide pod, don't see what the big deal is. yeah, tastes soapy.
 Ulillillia: They need to bring back the "Don't you put it in your mouth" PSA
 VeeKay: A motto today's youth would be well advised to live by.
Image 228183   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
350
 
 Donut: The picture Kim Jong-Il didn't want you to see.
 wolfpk: Enjoy your uncle Tom.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Forbidden Fruit
 Greifer: my guess they are all high af... lady on the right dropped the most
 Chile Quornwrap: You may kiss the pork ribs, now
 VeeKay: "By the power invested me by the State of Rhode Island, I Now pronounce you Madame Nguyen and grill".
Image 228182   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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