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234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

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234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234099 Prostata: really?

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy



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Score:
305
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 mwoody: What an excellent metaphor for my emotional development.
 Hokie333: What sound did it make when you thumped it? You did thump it at the store first, right?
 Ulillillia: @fanny He's more of a disappointing orange
 AstoriaBum: Depends on your intentions.
 grizzly: 'This Watermelon' was my parent's nickname for me.
 fanny: um, have you SEEN the president?
Image 228184   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
493
 
 glenalec: @Felicity - Me too. But that explains a lot.
 Felicity: This is a reference to Tide? I thought it was the Pepsi logo!
 glenalec: Please explain?
 well duh: Given the news timeline, and the relatively fresh appearance, but also the lack of "rashy-looking fresh tattoo skin", I'm hoping this is a 'shopped image. If not, I will have a strong desire to track down both the tattooer and tattooee and punch them both square in the genitals.
 Matricii: @square44 20 years? I'm still confused what it is today
 square44: imagine explaining this in 20 years
 Matricii: @Ulillillia Let's be fair... it would be easier to list the things you should put in your mouth
 Teechur: The tides are turning...
 sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"
 Minnesotan: I ate a tide pod, don't see what the big deal is. yeah, tastes soapy.
 Ulillillia: They need to bring back the "Don't you put it in your mouth" PSA
 VeeKay: A motto today's youth would be well advised to live by.
Image 228183   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
350
 
 Donut: The picture Kim Jong-Il didn't want you to see.
 wolfpk: Enjoy your uncle Tom.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Forbidden Fruit
 Greifer: my guess they are all high af... lady on the right dropped the most
 GoGo Robotto: You may kiss the pork ribs, now
 VeeKay: "By the power invested me by the State of Rhode Island, I Now pronounce you Madame Nguyen and grill".
Image 228182   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
191
 
 Felicity: Scccnk
 kornisjon: Skank box? A box for skanks? I don't need that.
 wolfpk: Ok, and who are you again?
 Aufziehvogel: Yeah blah blah blah heard it all before
 VeeKay: Funny name 'Box'.
 dobbiesdoogs: there's not enough postage on this
 Robespierre: I wonder how effective this was.
Image 228181   01-21-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
582
 
 Mr. Shine: When I was a young boy My father took me into the city To see a marching band He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?" He said, "Will you defeat them Your demons, and all the non-believers The plans that they have made?" "Because one day I'll leave you A phantom to lead you in the summer To join the Meat Parade."
 Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening
 Robespierre: @UnknownSample That was my aim.
 Aufziehvogel: Or join the meat parade at the YMCA
 tib gubb: i vaguely remember something like this from my college years
 VeeKay: 11/10 would buy this lunch box.
 UnknownSample: Those "smiles" will haunt me forever.
 Dr Awkward: Sounds like a total sausage party
Image 228180   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
298
 
 apoxia: When all you have on you is a flame thrower, some rubber tubing, and 5 kilograms of weed.
 Aufziehvogel: @Yam : right
 Greifer: this is not how this works
 Yam: I mean, is it REALLY a bong if the smoke isnt bubbling through the water... right?
 grizzly: This is some dank shit.
 Ulillillia: *fire department shows up* "We get it"
Image 228179   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
536
 
 Mr. Shine: Smooch!
Image 228178   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
335
 
 Robespierre: His problem: Suffers from smallcox.
 BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.
 trelyate: the guy's real problem is that his skin is growing over his left eye
 Spazstatic: "Damnit Jim! I'm a lover, not a doctor!"
 glenalec: He's a fun guy.
 wolfpk: The real question is, who gave it to who?
 Dr Awkward: "Problem" = "venereal disease"?
 sparenamelaptopdied: A problem shared is a problem fucking more people up
Image 228177   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
684
 
 Robespierre: So mellow that it's ripened and is starting to rot.
Image 228176   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
321
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 228175   01-21-18   Uploaded by    grid
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