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268536  a robot: That's nice, dear.

268541  wolfpk: "Who are you!!!"

268539  Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268543  Mr. Whiskers: Is this a Goldmember reference? Really?

268478  Air Biscuit: @Felicity i remember big shot.

268517  MrBoffo: I love the views from Hermit's Rest

268486  Air Biscuit: "DONT OPEN IT! YOULL KILL EVERYBODY AGAIN!"

268519  MrBoffo: Flame ON, Johnny Storm!

268523  MrBoffo: What did I think of this? I think it's a classic, and I've said that each of the 43 times I've seen it on the Friendly Spaceship.

268492  Air Biscuit: Long as its not a zombeaver.

268525  MrBoffo: Is this bad 'Shop, or is her anatomy really that weird?

268503  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268528  MrBoffo: @a robot There used to be a gator hanging out in Pakoon Springs, out by Gold Butte, but the drought brought an end to that. Rumor has it that Cliven Bundy wanted to make a pair of boots out of its mortal remains, but I don't know about that.

268499  Air Biscuit: @grizzly its kinda cool, if you watch close you can see the moment they turn it on.

268538  MrBoffo: @wootman I love ageless artifacts. Almost as much as I love .jpg artifacts.

268502  Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice.

268541  MrBoffo: Why hasn't someone built a wall between them yet?

268547  MrBoffo: If I had to deal with customers, I'd want to do it in that sports coat.

268557  MC Delta T: This would have been so much better if one of them had too many fingers on one hand.

268426  MrBoffo: @Nope @WTF A'ight; The Inscrutability of Santiago, Chile, then

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4. Dr Awkward
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P



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moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
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 5. time is wastin: 1714 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. east bay: 1618 points
 8. VeeKay: 1551 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1516 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
11. Sydney: 1471 points
12. toad: 1428 points
13. Zaxxoff: 1404 points
14. fisto: 1400 points
15. amputator: 1387 points
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Score:
277
 
 Korrok: Probably.
 Prostata: IN SPACE....
Image 227974   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
486
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Probably need a minimum level of 40 to get in. Damn. My magikarp is only at level 5. That damn fisher man tricked me.
Image 227973   01-20-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
420
 
 fanny:
 Warrax: I did tho.
 Ulillillia: Whatever you do, don't!
 San DoDo: Just
 Xeno: It's spelled "Doughnut".
 a robot: I accidentally the whole fence
 BavidDowie: Don't worry; I can't even
 sparename: "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove a thing!"
Image 227972   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
459
 
 Shay: PLEASE DO NOT
Image 227971   01-20-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
644
 
 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.
 kazzy94: Shake it til you make it!
 Side Boob: If this worked, I'd be President of United Earth
 mexican: Instructions unclear, failed at life.
 neutron: Come into some money
 Warrax: Go fuck yourself to success!
 grizzly: @Aufziehvogel keep at it!
 amputator: A brief peek at the future.
 Aufziehvogel: I tried, I tried....
 sparename: Glop to the top
 Prostata: fap for freedom!
 sparename: Wank to the bank
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i have been working dilligently for years and am no closer to success. maybe this is accompanied with an instruction manual.
 Mexico: Way ahead of you.
Image 227970   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
540
 
 carpwoman: @Prostata - I concur. But useless on robots.
 Skaalar: @square44 Exactly right.
 square44: @carpwoman the same reason they need to look human at all
 a robot: @carpwoman Because even robots can't escape the patriarchy!
 Prostata: @carpwoman i dunno, but boobs are kinda awesome, really.
 carpwoman: I've always wondered why robots need boobs. They don't give birth. They've nothing to feed.
Image 227969   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
272
 
 Warrax: That's a tiny man.
 prospector: BlooToof enabled?
 VeeKay: You could get 'em for false advertising, probly.
Image 227968   01-20-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
359
 
 trelyate: seems legit
 Sage: Wait, doesn't Skyrim look like that normally?
 funny in the wall: I used to buy these bootlegs. They rip out all the sound tracks and movies in order to fit as many games as possible. Theyll also sometimes dub into Russian, poorly, and cut out the English tracks
 Nope: Oh My god, his hand!
Image 227967   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
705
 
 Ulillillia: It's the count that thoughts...thinks.
 Mr. Butt: I love this.
Image 227966   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
428
 
 Mord Tingies: That's one befuddled Tony Randall, right there.
 Mr. Butt: [Faraday Klaxon]
 Peter Pantsless: I HAVE A THOUSAND ANSWERS
Image 227965   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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