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234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

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234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

234099 Prostata: really?



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 5. Annoying Vegan : 3012 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
 7. Side Boob: 2630 points
 8. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
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13. falling: 2033 points
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Score:
647
 
 Teechur: Cat! I'm a kitty cat. And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance....
 Felicity: Another thing you can do is tickle their back instead of their tummy so they flip over. Then when they flip over, go to the other side and do it again. You can get them to flip a few times before they get tired of this game :-)
 Urn BooUrn: The most alluring bear trap.
 Robespierre: Dukes, put up.
 Derp Herpigan: Itsatrap.jpg
Image 227934   01-20-18   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
478
 
 Science: They're creepy and they're kooky
 wolfpk: Realtor: Why would you think this house is haunted?
Image 227933   01-20-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
666
 
 wolfpk: You think these bars can protect you!?
 Donut: No pictures, human. NO PICTURES.
 Robespierre: Pleeeeez release me, let me go...
Image 227932   01-20-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
811
 
 Mr Bleak: Back away slowly, slam the door, and then run.
 kornisjon: Menacing!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Robespierre nope i think the cat is upset they gave it a perm. it doesnt appreciate.
 Robespierre: Wy yoo leev me owt in snow all knight, hoomin?
Image 227931   01-20-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
562
 
 Mad Collager: Aren't cathouses supposed to have red lights over the doors?
Image 227930   01-20-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
528
 
 Urn BooUrn: happy borfday!
 Mr. Shine: Two-headed dog enjoys borkfday.
 tokyopig: Jesus that TV is big. Is that a 75 inch?
Image 227929   01-20-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
375
 
 Robespierre: Jowls flappin'
 tokyopig: What the hell are you? (alien time bomb ticks down to zero)
Image 227928   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
385
 
 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot
 AlexDeLarge: @Donut I'm sure there are good people on both sides
 bug: @tokyopig I never knew it was possible to experience advertising envy until this moment.
 Dr Awkward: @tokyopig You're talking about a giant margarita, right?
 Donut: Nazi wife swapping is weird.
 Himesama: @tokyopig I get those too and I love it!
 Not A Bot: "I" is a subject, so no
 Robespierre: When America Was Great
 tokyopig: Also family bullshit I am going through right now I'd rather be forced off the plank into a pool of lime. arghhhh
 tokyopig: Living in Japan, the ads I get embedded here on the friendly spaceship are just as colorful. Right now there's a naked anime girl offering to bathe me from some sort of smart phone game.
Image 227927   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
430
 
 Hokie333: Mountain of Dying Flesh.
 Felicity: Big! Red! Hawaiian! Penis! [drum beat]
 Robespierre: No nudity detected?
 trelyate: REAL MEN
 Aufziehvogel: @tokyopig : you've got a bigger hous - so what?
 WTF: It's awfully red.
 wolfpk: It was his last day on the job, and he wanted to get back at his boss. What's he going to do, fire you?
 carpwoman: @tokyopig - Sure it is, Donald.
 tokyopig: Mine is bigger.
Image 227926   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
367
 
 FatTigerWoods: And 2 hours per minute
 Ulillillia: @Felicity Chicago Fire
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity You know, it's "on fleek"
 a sedated moose: @Felicity literature? Idunno.
 Felicity: Whats a lit series
 Mr. Whiskers: That could actually be the proverbial "Bag of Dicks"
Image 227925   01-20-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
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