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249329  Prostata: booped

249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

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3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Robespierre
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9. Dr Awkward
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (846 points)
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
430
 
 Hokie333: Mountain of Dying Flesh.
 Felicity: Big! Red! Hawaiian! Penis! [drum beat]
 BabyVaccine: No nudity detected?
 trelyate: REAL MEN
 Aufziehvogel: @tokyopig : you've got a bigger hous - so what?
 WTF: It's awfully red.
 wolfpk: It was his last day on the job, and he wanted to get back at his boss. What's he going to do, fire you?
 carpwoman: @tokyopig - Sure it is, Donald.
 tokyopig: Mine is bigger.
Image 227926   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
367
 
 FatTigerWoods: And 2 hours per minute
 Ulillillia: @Felicity Chicago Fire
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity You know, it's "on fleek"
 a sedated moose: @Felicity literature? Idunno.
 Felicity: Whats a lit series
 Mr. Whiskers: That could actually be the proverbial "Bag of Dicks"
Image 227925   01-20-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
335
 
 Not A Bot: If Steve Buscemi walks past does it explode?
 Teechur: Honey, I shrunk the ice cream trailers!
Image 227924   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
363
 
 Chinese Buffet: "They say that cat Shaft is a baaaad mother..."
Image 227923   01-20-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
518
 
 Aufziehvogel: I know and like this generator :)
 Dr Awkward: In an alternate universe, this replaces those "The more you know" segments
 kate2point0: Just as this image is not.
 mexican: MLYP.
Image 227922   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
522
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 227921   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
869
 
 Warrax: Half?
 carpwoman: @Mr. Whiskers - No. We remain friends to this day.
 tokyopig: Looks like two people with no interest in making love to each other if you ask me. Guy in the background maybe.
 Mr. Whiskers: But the fights themselves look like Gay Divorces
 Not A Bot: Bet he turns in a crummy performance.
Image 227920   01-20-18   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
135
 
 Wooden Spoon: This is one of many things that I don't understand.
 jokertothethief: Haemorrhoids?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: after 19mm or 3/4" it kinda gets bigger by itself currently at 40mm.
 sparenamelaptopdied: My mate Tony has the big hollow earring things, my Daughter called him "Daddy's friend with the holes in his ears"
 Greifer: your anus is on a strange spot
 well duh: This is a big reason I stopped at 0 gauge.
 tokyopig: LITERAL EAR RAPE
 Yurishiro: This is the result of those giant-hole earrings
 Teechur: Is this going to become someone's fetish?
Image 227919   01-20-18   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
604
 
 Greifer: @carpwoman i guess the pizza is still ok
 Ulillillia: Party on, Garth!
 carpwoman: 1985 called and it wants everything in this photo back.
 Teechur: Mr. Hand? Why are you calling me at home?
 WTF: In Junior High I knew a guy who looked just like this. He refused to go by his real name and made everyone call him "Stoner". He'd walk late into class and say "Never fear, Stoner's here!"
 Side Boob: Hello Wayne, come on over, the pizza is almost done. Oh, and bring my glasses.
Image 227918   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
527
 
 Ulillillia: The spicy zip-off pant legs.
 tokyopig: its a metaphor for alienation and life.
 Teechur: Scout pants are like this. Just make sure you always wash the legs with the shorts or they will fade inconsistently.
 Whatever: I had a pair and the fabric is light enough to stuff the leggings into the big pockets
Image 227917   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
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