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272949  Side Boob: Blep

272950  Side Boob: Dear bird, fuck off just now.

272931  tib gubb: touchbown!

272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

272950  Prostata: another one for the collection! #272952

272941  Crim Tender: Good Lord!

272941  Mr Bleak: Night train to switcherino

272950  White Rice: Not today, Satan.

272950  Dr Awkward: Remind me to never steal chips from Moms plate without asking.

272958  Prostata: what the actual fuck?

272920  PenguinBartender: She's...a...clone?

272878  Darmstadtium: At least bears won't eat you

272904  Darmstadtium: Only one of these is the real Iron Chef

272948  Air Biscuit: Thanks obvious plant.

272911  Darmstadtium: It's cool, I already had a migraine

272955  Air Biscuit: Havent seen carpwoman post in a while.

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.



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Score:
135
 
 Wooden Spoon: This is one of many things that I don't understand.
 jokertothethief: Haemorrhoids?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: after 19mm or 3/4" it kinda gets bigger by itself currently at 40mm.
 sparenamelaptopdied: My mate Tony has the big hollow earring things, my Daughter called him "Daddy's friend with the holes in his ears"
 Greifer: your anus is on a strange spot
 well duh: This is a big reason I stopped at 0 gauge.
 tokyopig: LITERAL EAR RAPE
 twisty: This is the result of those giant-hole earrings
 Teechur: Is this going to become someone's fetish?
Image 227919   01-20-18   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
604
 
 Greifer: @carpwoman i guess the pizza is still ok
 Ulillillia: Party on, Garth!
 carpwoman: 1985 called and it wants everything in this photo back.
 Teechur: Mr. Hand? Why are you calling me at home?
 WTF: In Junior High I knew a guy who looked just like this. He refused to go by his real name and made everyone call him "Stoner". He'd walk late into class and say "Never fear, Stoner's here!"
 Side Boob: Hello Wayne, come on over, the pizza is almost done. Oh, and bring my glasses.
Image 227918   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
527
 
 Ulillillia: The spicy zip-off pant legs.
 tokyopig: its a metaphor for alienation and life.
 Teechur: Scout pants are like this. Just make sure you always wash the legs with the shorts or they will fade inconsistently.
 Whatever: I had a pair and the fabric is light enough to stuff the leggings into the big pockets
Image 227917   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
923
 
 cenecia: The snozberries taste like snozberries!
 a robot: Window washer cat is slow but thorough
 Teechur: Well, I'm glad he's finally earning his keep around here.
 San DoDo: :3P
Image 227916   01-20-18   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
198
 
 Mr Bleak: Ah! The old "cigarette through the peep hole" eh? Nice.
 Xeno: Cool, what flavors?
 Stoner: SHUT up monkey
 Whatever: At least you have an uncle
 Whatever: At least you have an uncle
 when so: Well, what are you waiting for? Replace it!
Image 227915   01-20-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
680
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 227914   01-20-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
657
 
 AlexDeLarge: @well duh probably not well. It's scary how many people forget there are other amendments beyond the first and second.
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: and the doots
 charlemagne: support the judges, you'll need them to overthrow the troops loyal to president booth
 Dr Awkward: I'd rather come to the spaceship and support our boops
 well duh: Soldiers don't take an oath to defend the president necessarily, but to wholly defend the Constitution. So, we'll just see how this washes out I suppose.
 Bumbo Lungys: Support our trumps
 Whatever: Not to worry, Trump will sell it to the Russian mafia and hire North Koreans to run the place one he fires Congress, right? At least thats how he thinks itll work
 shark: Troops have good revolutionary potential, at least as much as juggalos
 Kaviri: Because a military junta would be so much better.
Image 227913   01-20-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
674
 
 well duh: FLOOFY FLOOFER!!
 Kaviri: Floofy fl... never mind.
Image 227912   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
441
 
 Mr Bleak: @mwoody Efficiency.
 Wooden Spoon: @mwoody: obviously it's one of those new flying spiders Australia has been working on
 mwoody: Why does this spider have a turbine?
 Whatever: As cuddly as a congressman
 bobby: Nopeworthy.
Image 227911   01-20-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
915
 
 midgetcastle: @obama Thanks, Obama.
 Starky15: Plot twist. Thats semen not Saran Wrap.
 Mr. Shine: *THWIP*
 saluted: Supervisor strolls by, looks up from clipboard. "Nice." Resumes reading and pace.
 obama: Saran man, Saran man, does whatever saran wrap can...
 arctic fox: "Christ, Peter, here's your fucking Mt. Dew. I thought we were cool since you drank my Dr. Pepper yesterday."
Image 227910   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
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