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249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

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249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

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Score:
824
 
 addend: Right in the meatball :(
 Yurishiro: @Mr. Whiskers no Ital-shaming
 Ulillillia: there I go again
 Dr Awkward: Pasta la vista, Baby.
 WTF: If the pasta only shatters the skull that's when you know it's fully cooked.
 Mr. Whiskers: Im-a so sad. Tell-a my keeds I love-a them!
Image 227870   01-19-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
551
 
 Lantry: get a job soon
Image 227869   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
209
 
 Whatever: Feel the electricity
 Mr. Shine: That means one of us ius going to die, right?
 Dr Awkward: I mean, the bar for "best customer support experience" is pretty fucking low.
Image 227868   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
464
 
 Lantry: thank you for your service dog
Image 227867   01-19-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
456
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Butcherboy YOU'RE LATE. MEEEEAAAT
 Butcherboy: You rang?@Peter Pantsless
 jochenau: Packed with original feathers!
 Peter Pantsless: MEAT
Image 227866   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
331
 
 ignatz: Ooh! Frost! *licks*
Image 227865   01-19-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
500
 
 Ulillillia: ah luvs mah gun
 Mr. Shine: @tokyopig agreed, amongst properly trained individuals the word "loaded" is a given, and therefore redundant in the sentence, but hey, the sign is in place FOR the idiots of the group, and they NEED reminding.
 tokyopig: ok... so really the sign should read "THERE ARE ONLY 3 REASON TO UNHOLSTER YOUR FIREARM?"
 Mr. Shine: @tokyopig One of the cardinal rules of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it were loaded, all the time, because it helps people be conscious of how they are holding/behaving with it. Semi-autos, even with the magazine removed, can sometimes be holding one in the chamber, and still fire it even if partially disassembled. Most accidents are from when people "thought it was empty." Therefore, NEVER tell yourself it's empty.
 apoxia: The only answer is more guns. More more more, right?
 duckybox: @tokyopig - if it is a gun, you assume it is loaded.
 tokyopig: How can you tell the gun is loaded just by glancing at it? I feel like there's an awkward question and answer implied but omitted here.
 Chest Rockwell: @jochenau For some reason, people think it's OK to pull out their weapons in a gun shop. Most gun shops have a similar sign.
 addend: "You might be an attention idiot if..."
 White Rice: @jochenau people are dumb. Never underestimate how dumb someone can get.
 jochenau: Are people really going around whipping out loaded firearms in stores just for funsies?
Image 227864   01-19-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
958
 
 Mr. Shine: I love him.
 apoxia: This looks like an albino fennec fox.
 Dr Awkward: This cat/dog/seal/mythological creature just stole my heart
Image 227863   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
421
 
 Borb Prembus: A Fokker triplane made from a bench and a couple
 ignatz: For more information please re-read
 addend: Where the sun /does/ shine.
 Scoo: What?
 WTF: It forgot to not think!
Image 227862   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
623
 
 addend: *wheezing exhale*
Image 227861   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
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