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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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 addend: Right in the meatball :(
 EndlessVanity: @Mr. Whiskers no Ital-shaming
 Ulillillia: there I go again
 Dr Awkward: Pasta la vista, Baby.
 WTF: If the pasta only shatters the skull that's when you know it's fully cooked.
 Mr. Whiskers: Im-a so sad. Tell-a my keeds I love-a them!
Image 227870   01-19-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
551
 
 Lantry: get a job soon
Image 227869   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
209
 
 Whatever: Feel the electricity
 Mr. Shine: That means one of us ius going to die, right?
 Dr Awkward: I mean, the bar for "best customer support experience" is pretty fucking low.
Image 227868   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
464
 
 Lantry: thank you for your service dog
Image 227867   01-19-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
456
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Butcherboy YOU'RE LATE. MEEEEAAAT
 Butcherboy: You rang?@Peter Pantsless
 jochenau: Packed with original feathers!
 Peter Pantsless: MEAT
Image 227866   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
331
 
 phonk: Ooh! Frost! *licks*
Image 227865   01-19-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
500
 
 Ulillillia: ah luvs mah gun
 Mr. Shine: @tokyopig agreed, amongst properly trained individuals the word "loaded" is a given, and therefore redundant in the sentence, but hey, the sign is in place FOR the idiots of the group, and they NEED reminding.
 tokyopig: ok... so really the sign should read "THERE ARE ONLY 3 REASON TO UNHOLSTER YOUR FIREARM?"
 Mr. Shine: @tokyopig One of the cardinal rules of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it were loaded, all the time, because it helps people be conscious of how they are holding/behaving with it. Semi-autos, even with the magazine removed, can sometimes be holding one in the chamber, and still fire it even if partially disassembled. Most accidents are from when people "thought it was empty." Therefore, NEVER tell yourself it's empty.
 apoxia: The only answer is more guns. More more more, right?
 duckybox: @tokyopig - if it is a gun, you assume it is loaded.
 tokyopig: How can you tell the gun is loaded just by glancing at it? I feel like there's an awkward question and answer implied but omitted here.
 Chest Rockwell: @jochenau For some reason, people think it's OK to pull out their weapons in a gun shop. Most gun shops have a similar sign.
 addend: "You might be an attention idiot if..."
 White Rice: @jochenau people are dumb. Never underestimate how dumb someone can get.
 jochenau: Are people really going around whipping out loaded firearms in stores just for funsies?
Image 227864   01-19-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
958
 
 Mr. Shine: I love him.
 apoxia: This looks like an albino fennec fox.
 Dr Awkward: This cat/dog/seal/mythological creature just stole my heart
Image 227863   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
421
 
 Borb Prembus: A Fokker triplane made from a bench and a couple
 waffle iron: For more information please re-read
 addend: Where the sun /does/ shine.
 Scoo: What?
 WTF: It forgot to not think!
Image 227862   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
623
 
 addend: *wheezing exhale*
Image 227861   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
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