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269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

269071  addend: "Okay, but the best you'll get is observer status."

268779  Mr Bleak: I guess it shows it's occupied, and the occupant is safe. Plus ... it makes it a load harder to chop a line in there, which may be the whole idea.

269080  boozer: May forest with, the be you

269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

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268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"



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11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
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15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
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626
 
 Bluetocracy: @Shay & @Peter Pantsless & @Bagels This little skit just made my day :)
 Aufziehvogel: "get a job" they said...
 Peter Pantsless: @Shay Shit, you win. Take my (+)
 Shay: @Peter Pantsless Trouser snakes of course.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeesh. I'd hate to see what she uses to keep her pants up
Image 227795   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
738
 
 Aufziehvogel: Giant thumb
 WTF: Oh it's a single strand hair tie
 Teechur: It's easy to train your dragons when you get them as dragonlings.
 Nope: I am smol but I am powerful
Image 227794   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
255
 
 UnknownSample: @Felicity Jazzy!
 drhenry: Snazzy!
 Fast Sloth: @Robespierre Zack Morris dancing!
 barfolomew: If it ever stops being the 1980s, my life is over.
 Gringos: Let the Reform Morris Dancing begin!
Image 227793   01-19-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
371
 
 Demon Universe: Blue feet, cyanosis, circulation issues, arterial compensation. Sucks.
 apoxia: @Robespierre Yep. I don't think runners shave their legs routinely.
 parrotsnest: And yet, also hairless
 ColdHotCool: Cycling legs, I'll bet'cha.
 Ulillillia: I bet you think this song is about you.
 Teechur: Insane in the leg vein
 Nope: Christ if he gets a paper cut on his leg hed be dead.
Image 227792   01-19-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
266
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 227791   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
228
 
 Hokie333: WE WIN. (#227760)
 Shay: Incoming PETA disruption in 5...4...3...
 redpeepee: Beauty of Bugtussel East
Image 227790   01-19-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
605
 
 wolfpk: Scaredy-dog
 Bluetocracy: She's not wearing her canine support human vest
 house md: Relp!
 PenguinBartender: OHSHITITHOUGHTITWASMYMOUSETOYBUTITWASANACTUALMOUSE
Image 227789   01-19-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
254
 
 duckybox: The part of the brain that stores the start of the alphabet.
 space: @Bluetocracy Aye; 'tis true.
 Bluetocracy: part of my brain looks like that
 TheTakeDown: 1/3 of a guitar
 Kaviri: Dendrites in black
 Relp: Not Gorey. Guess again.
Image 227788   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
278
 
 when so: just straddle the hand rail
 Ulillillia: This is my walkway! It was made for me!
 Dr Awkward: Finally, they made a unicycle lane on the moving walkway.
 inthrees: Peepel Muuver Under Destruction
Image 227787   01-19-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
295
 
 Fuzzpot: And now, James Burke shows us his poo
 Teechur: This telescope shows that something wicked this way comes.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Your future shows you having been eaten by owls"
Image 227786   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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