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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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Score:
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 Jotun: Embarrassing hats
 apoxia: I'm bad voting these from now on.
 drtofu: Bitcoin is down!
 MabelSyrup: Im going to say their names are...Jon, Eric, and Jack
 Amy Housewine: Helllooooo... Helllooooo... Helllooooo... hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal...
 ShamWOW: The Four Seasons, minus Frankie Valli - they sure look like Jersey boys, alright.
 VeeKay: Who the hell is radding these?
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Like I said... soon it's all we'll have left.. #227218
 barfolomew: At least these guys opted for an impromptu barbershop performance.
 Peddy Tenderglass: Again?
Image 227755   01-19-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
385
 
 DrinkMixMan: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
 wolfpk: This is why you don't look a gift horse in the mouth. True is most horses mouths are nasty.
 antipatterns: @Science When will the cute animal pictures taken from my weird aunts FB feed stop?
 Peter Pantsless: I get this reaction from all of my girlfriends
 Amy Housewine: aaawwwww hyuck hyuck hyuck
 Science: When will these Haunted House reaction house photos stop?
 Defiance: She needs to floss more often
 funny in the wall: your girlfriend looks fun
Image 227754   01-19-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
685
 
 jimbiscuit: playful and nice dog!
 Shay: God damn, look at all that drool.
 Teechur: Water you looking at? I'm having a bath.
 Dr Awkward: What kind of otter is this?
Image 227753   01-19-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
921
 
 wolfpk: Cute couple
Image 227752   01-19-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
611
 
 apoxia: I think you're supposed to use these in cold weather.
 wolfpk: You only think that will protect you!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Hurry up, I'm touching cloth here!
 Warrax: Your masturbation hut has a design flaw.
 sirgallium: Trixy wimenzes
 sirgallium: No matter what she says, don't let her out!
 Side Boob: 2018 Agony Booth needs more work.
Image 227751   01-19-18   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
404
 
 earl: @Felicity Wait ... this is fiction?
 9inchfails: Is this a meme
 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 The Olsen twins.
 DerMantis: Also, Jimmy makes a very good-looking woman, when you see him in the completed look!
 james: This is not the only time Jimmy did this. The Transgender Fiction Archive has the complete set, and when you see it all in one place it really gives you the impression that to Jimmy this is more than just a way to get stories
 dangerkeith3000: Nice rack, Olsen.
 Jennysaurus: Man woman Who cares, you got the boobs you get the doods
 charlemagne: mr olson is no longer with us. miss olson will now be taking his correspondence
 Dr Awkward: Me too.
Image 227750   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
490
 
 booger: @Amy Housewine In the words of the prophet, "You done good."
 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.
 Mord Tingies: @Amy Housewine But can you explain that Gribble thing lurching about in the background? What comedic conceit does IT represent?
 Amy Housewine: I am the new Official Joke Explainer. The idea here is that a sloppy translation of 'Bill Dauterive' into Japanese and then another sloppy translation back into English gives you "implement of the high ground", and as such Hank feels that this is an assault on his new rocket boosters and giant spatula. Bill's innocence in this terrible affair is symbolised by the fact that he has no clothes.
 tane: I'll tell you hwut...
 mexican: @Yurishiro Oh. Damn, I was hoping someone had stepped in to fill their shoes permanently.
 CheezGrater: @mexican No I don't have credentials, I'm just covering the role until they give the job to a new joke explainer.
 mexican: @Yurishiro Are you the new joke explainer or something?
 pawsies: @Charlemagne It's attack on titan, a japanese anime based on the manga series, but with a king of the hill theme, a hilarous american cartoon
 charlemagne: I don't get what is going on here, but I like it nonetheless
 Ihminen: bwah
Image 227749   01-19-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
512
 
 9inchfails: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!
 InfiniteZero: @funny in the wall Hm. Three seconds of intense internet research has revealed that Grabill Country Meats apparently no longer cans such a product - they seem to do "boneless chicken" only, whatever the hell that is, but something called Sweet Sue does. Pictures at 11, or whenever (or if ever) ImageBot gets around to posting them.
 wolfpk: "Meat"
 Mad Collager: I am outraged that the Friendly Spaceship is reduced to spamming!
 poetrysucks: @funny in the wall They are popular in Northeast Indiana - there is an Amish, I believe, chicken cannery in Grabill. You learn about such things when you have relatives from Fort Wayne - shockingly, it's rather proular with them, and even more shockingly, it really is pretty good for making casseroles, etc.
 funny in the wall: @Robespierre i've only seen pictures of the fabled canned chicken and i was beginning to suspect they were fake. well done, sir.
 peeper: @funny in the wall We did something similar with a canned whole chicken - it started in 1973, and my cousin is currently in possession of it.
 blue shoes: OK
 Science: S'Meat. By the way, Spam and Mac and Cheese is great. The saltiness really compliments the richness of the butter and cheese.
 charlemagne: flesh is flesh, meat is meat, man or animal, I must eat
 barfolomew: Guaranteed to be 100% animal product of some kind.
 funny in the wall: in high school, our group of friends had a can of spam that we kept regifting for birthdays and such. we thought it was clever. but then my grandmother came to the US from Ukraine and opened it and tried to eat it (it was too salty and she didn't like it)
 cj22: The resemblance is striking.
 dangerkeith3000: Yep. That is meat, all right.
Image 227748   01-19-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
622
 
 oregon man: Oh la la, wir haben eine Gast aus Frankreich!
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity I mishear lyrics a lot. I thought Madonna was inviting Bill Oddie to put his hands all over her body in "Erotic".
 reagan: I beg your what?
 Largehand: @Amy Housewine My coworker used to say that it sounded like Paula Abdul was saying: Ooh, Im in the funky wig! in the song Vibeology
 Warrax: Founding Borkfer.
 Amy Housewine: You get a dog with a funky wig?
 funny in the wall: but i don't want to sounds like a rube
 marxist: A raspberry?
 Teechur: Turn down for pardon
 fisto: ptf?
Image 227747   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
416
 
 karmakat: @Ulillillia yeah just let's blow his prostate.
 Ulillillia: @karmakat @Prostata Free your mind, and the yiff will follow
 trelyate: pardon?
 karmakat: @Prostata shot your trap and open your mind some.
 karmakat: @PenguinBartender you sure are...
 PenguinBartender: #227718 You sick bastards.
 Prostata: creepy af
 NoRagrets: @Mexico I does not like but I will not condemn
 reply: Wagyu cosplay is far more interesting than this.
 Mexico: I'll give this a pass. They put in the effort.
Image 227746   01-19-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
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