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248884  Joseph: How do you install a rivet without a rivet gun though Lady?

248926  WannaBee: Gesundheit!

248886  Joseph: Yo mamma's door is pretty.

248889  addend: "Best way to secure all your devices and protect your privacy? Store your retinal scan in the cloud!"

248903  Telkwa: Wouldn't hurt pop a breath mint while you're at it.

248923  WannaBee: @glenalec I can't wait to see next what next month will be.

248893  Joseph: I'm h20 intolerant,ive stopped working out.

248924  WannaBee: I see Vash the Stampede.

168245  Felicity: This looks like one of those sci-fi stories where they built the castle around the rocket after it landed

248889  Peach: please dont let your nerds outside without supervision!

248905  Joseph: I'm not going in the pit, I have other stuff to do.

168254  Felicity: One of the boy rocketeers looks like Jamie Lee Curtis

248908  addend: Or scream or run around or roll on the floor or do cartwheels...

248907  Telkwa: Stellar!

168258  Felicity: And yet those people look like oatmeal

248929  glenalec: If I wanted to read cursive, I'd go back to high school!

168261  Felicity: Bring it on down to Noodleville

248897  Peach: This is NOT how you recycle your car.

168262  Felicity: The human looks like a cross between Harvey Keitel and Michael Caine

248923  glenalec: @Coolguy @WannaBee - It's the Friendly Spaceship classic-of-the-Month.

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248870 Jaunty Shrimp: Dont make me kermy...you won't like me when I'm kermy

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248841 Korrok: Korrok approves.

248843 tib gubb: that's the temporal paradox episode

248680 bug: pornhub

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys



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 GoGo Robotto: Oh la la, wir haben eine Gast aus Frankreich!
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity I mishear lyrics a lot. I thought Madonna was inviting Bill Oddie to put his hands all over her body in "Erotic".
 Felicity: I beg your what?
 Felicity: @Amy Housewine My coworker used to say that it sounded like Paula Abdul was saying: Ooh, Im in the funky wig! in the song Vibeology
 Warrax: Founding Borkfer.
 Amy Housewine: You get a dog with a funky wig?
 funny in the wall: but i don't want to sounds like a rube
 marxist: A raspberry?
 Teechur: Turn down for pardon
 ignatz: ptf?
Image 227747   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
416
 
 karmakat: @Ulillillia yeah just let's blow his prostate.
 Ulillillia: @karmakat @Prostata Free your mind, and the yiff will follow
 trelyate: pardon?
 karmakat: @Prostata shot your trap and open your mind some.
 karmakat: @PenguinBartender you sure are...
 PenguinBartender: #227718 You sick bastards.
 Prostata: creepy af
 NoRagrets: @Mexico I does not like but I will not condemn
 reply: Wagyu cosplay is far more interesting than this.
 Mexico: I'll give this a pass. They put in the effort.
Image 227746   01-19-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
174
 
 Felicity: @sparenamelaptopdied You just made me realise that Madonna and Louis from /Seeing Things/ have the same last name! Mind blown (but not in a /Scanners/ way)
 Side Boob: It's OK little girl. The furries in the picture above can't hurt you
 sparenamelaptopdied: Little Miss Ciccone?
Image 227745   01-19-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
342
 
 Felicity: @Prostata We need a quick brown foxxo
 VeeKay: Lawful good - until the Amazon delivery guy knocks on the door.
 ptrain: Flop house.
 Ihminen: a total snooze fest
 Prostata: lazy doggos
Image 227744   01-19-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
155
 
 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?
 funny in the wall: @Yam ugh... i rember that. when did spelling become elitist?
 DrinkMixMan: @dangerkeith3000 *your
 VeeKay: @Yam Actual drool fell out of my mouth when I saw that!
 Yam: Rember Perl Horber
 dangerkeith3000: Go home, Christian, you're drunk.
 agentpaint: I wish I knew what state this is from - although I might be able to guess...
 Ulillillia: with......out
 barfolomew: ... .... .... What?
 PenguinBartender: See, I'm conflicted: reducing the Eucharist to a pithy bumper sticker; but then the Jesus fish has a warp drive.
 Derp Herpigan: My toast what?
Image 227743   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
913
 
 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast
 Not A Bot: this man will never give you up, let you down, run around and desert you
 fanny: this kills the mascot :'(
 Teechur: @Side Boob I like to watch my wife's glutens.
 dangerkeith3000: Cookie!
 Ihminen: @Warrax *Is it getting rad in here?
 Taters: Part Of Your Good Breakfast.
 Ulillillia: Your toast? Yes, this is my toast!
 ignatz: better get out of here, or we're toast!
 Side Boob: Is mascot gluten free? I'm watching my glutens!
 funny in the wall: yeah, but is it paleo?
 Warrax: Is it getting warm in here?
Image 227742   01-19-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
410
 
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau Preferably with .45 ACP
 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.
 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.
 Amy Housewine: The crafty crapper strikes again.
 Teechur: I don't take dumps; I leave them. In freezers.
 antipatterns: Stop what?
 VeeKay: Presumably this was before DNA testing was discovered.
 dangerkeith3000: Remember to write your name on your dump or Donna in Accounts Payable will throw it away on Friday.
 dangerkeith3000: Jokes on you. I take a dump in your bed, put it in a bag, and THEN put it in the freezer.
 FatTigerWoods: "That's my dump that I'm saving for later. Leave it alone."
 Sprinkles: Is that the Periodic Table of Dumps I see there?
 barfolomew: @funny in the wall KIND OF gross?
 funny in the wall: true story: I worked in a butcher shop as a teenager and the owner would pee in the grease bucket in the walk-in fridge because he, allegedly, did not have time to go to the bathroom which was like 20 feet away. he would also smoke cigarettes and drink wine in the walk in. i guess it's well-ventilated, but still, kind of gross.
 Mr. Shine: Also, username/upload combooooo
 Mr. Shine: NEVAR!
Image 227741   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
295
 
 Xeno: Silly girl, camels don't eat mummified falcons.
 karmakat: periscop
 VeeKay: Please do not taunt the camels
 jem: Listed in the index as "Tears - can only end in"
 PenguinBartender: *in tiny voice* "Soon."
Image 227740   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
200
 
 Teechur: Rollin' rollin' rollin' RAWHIDE!
 McMuff: Lotta lint, right there.
Image 227739   01-19-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
349
 
 apoxia: "Point those toes!"
 Warrax: Left foot... good. Now right... okay. Now both at the same time...
 DrinkMixMan: Foot soldiers
 dangerkeith3000: I think they are ready for the dance competition.
 karmakat: since when Korea does 'cancan'?
 tess: Fascism of North Korea
 Derp Herpigan: And you shake it all about.
Image 227738   01-19-18   Uploaded by    night shift
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