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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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Score:
339
 
 cybeq: They all seem equally happy for once. Rad
 jochenau: For my family it's whenever my mom gets around to starting cooking + cooking time + one hour...usually around 7pm.
 Science: It's so people can get the hell out of your house at a reasonable time.
 Ulillillia: So you have time to go shopping later, obviously.
 funny in the wall: fuck thanksgiving, unless i make the turkey
Image 227737   01-19-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
1120
 
 beyardo: I wonder if thats a 1970s carpet pattern
 VeeKay: Broken ankle coming right up...
 PenguinBartender: Bad for picture of only stairs.
 pirate: @Otterman For a friend?
 Peter Pantsless: "And that's how I broke all my limbs."
 barfolomew: It is remarkable, the adaptations felis domesticus has developed in pursuit of its wily prey, the canned mush
 Otterman: So, did they get the cat to match the carpet, or vice versa? Genuinely interested.
 Christina: Camo.
 In The Pocket: In mufti.
 Wet farts: More nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs..
Image 227736   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
707
 
 Greifer: camocat
 El Barto: My hormones have calmed the heck down now so please let me rephrase. I will befriend you in order to spend time with that pup. Why are you leaving? Come back. THIEF! YOU KNOW YOUR PUP HAS STOLEN MY HEART!
 Christina: Nice pupper is nice to see.
Image 227735   01-19-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
460
 
 Teechur: @fanny I don't play them either. I watch my wife and kids play Animal Crossing and it puts me into a trance-like state.
 fanny: @Teechur omg after this week that sounds great. and i don't even play video games.
 elmosco: Y U NO CAN ENGRISH
 Teechur: @Spazstatic Ther will be no scool ENY wek so we can ALL stay home and play video games!
 Spazstatic: *Teechur
 Side Boob: Good try, kid
 Christina: Seems legit.
 Shay: Too cool for scool.
Image 227734   01-19-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
550
 
 apoxia: So that's what happens when you hit a soft object with a sword.
 FarmerWalk: @dangerkeith3000 Agreed! I radded it just for that
 Chile Quornwrap: Yup, that's the face of a zen mind
 dangerkeith3000: Nice gi.
 Yam: Zeeeero!
 Aufziehvogel: Can she chop wood, tire and strong wood? I know a guy who can chop anything.
 karmakat: MISS!
 Side Boob: My future ex-wife needs to work on her form :P
 Scoo: $400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP
Image 227733   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
324
 
 Warrax: My weekend is set.
 dangerkeith3000: SAD CUM
 Mr. Shine: Those anal beads look excruciating!
 Christina: Something starter pack.
 Donut: Relics of St. Elton John.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Lips, Nips and hips. You gotta make it sexy, ok or you dont eat.
Image 227732   01-19-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
474
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors
 jochenau: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Let's not have an argument about religion on the Spaceship.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Science I will say I know a lot of Christians that are good and I know other religions harber wonderful people. However, I can judge religion as bad when all different sects/beliefs/races do fucked up shit in the name of god. Or you know, just be a complete ass hat. Cant you be an asshole with out all the righteousness? Not saying you are an asshole, just saying to those fucked up folks.
 Science: @sparenamelaptopdied: Probably just one (Judaism,) but Islam hung onto it as well. It's a lot easier to enforce moral and societal rules if a "deity" is the one giving those rules out. Of course, the majority of that society has to believe in the deity and the potential repercussions of not following those rules.
 Science: @SimonSaysGarfunkel: You can't judge people embracing religion or faith on a subset of maniacs.
 dangerkeith3000: It's people!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Slerzy not triggered, just making a point.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A few thousand years ago someone said "Oooh, I ate some pork after a few days in the desert and it made me a bit ill", Chinese Whispers ensued.. "pork doesn't keep in the heat" .. "don't eat pork on a hot day, it's bad for you" .. "if you eat pork, you're bad" .. "God hates you eating pork" .. "pork eaters will go to hell" .. etc. How many religions that started in hot places avoid pig?
 Slerzy: SimonSaysGarfunkel is triggered
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Isnt faith an overshadowing of common sense? @Science common sense should tell a person that god is no more than an ideal and yet because of god you have two people that chain their children to their beds, let them shower once a year, and dont let them use the bathroom because they washed their hands above their wrists.
 Science: @SimonSaysGarfunkel: It's ok to have faith as long it doesn't overshadow common sense.
 Prostata: Momma always kept us fed she never did forget us. And even when she died she died upon a bed of lettuce.
 Donut: "Dude, that's PORK! My dad told you about pork. Why are you still eating it? Stop! STOOOOOOOP!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Christianity got fucked yo because in the age of science, people still believe in fairy tales @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: See, this is how Christianity got all fucked up. Jesus doesn't give a FUCK if you eat your mom's shitty tasting pork chops, Jimmy.
Image 227731   01-19-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
403
 
 Grandmaster Fat: V for Venti
 dangerkeith3000: GAHHHH!!!
 Annoying Vegan : Nightman (ah-ah-ah)!
 Not A Bot: but leave OFF the -ck .... Just 'fuh'
 Shay: Your face makes me so distressed in the morning
Image 227730   01-19-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
439
 
 Entertainmentalist: According to an image search, he wanted to lick the medicine, which had just been applied to his nose.
 Vivian: @Dr Awkward me too
 Yam: The look in that dogs eyes is heartbreaking
 Dr Awkward: Pill swallowing time? Otherwise, I'm concerned.
Image 227729   01-19-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
455
 
 Wooden Spoon: Is that Johnny Depp from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
 DrinkMixMan: I tried my hardest, damn it!
 dangerkeith3000: OXYMORON
 dangerkeith3000: yo quiero taco bell
 Ulillillia: I waited 'til I saw the sun, I don't know why I didn't come
 tokyopig: Explains why I don't see you wearing any socks.
 Dr Awkward: "Mas cud" (por favor)
Image 227728   01-19-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
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