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262380  Fiveninety: doesn't have "should've," "should of" and "should'em"

262391  Shay: So one advantage of tripping on acid is it rejuvenates your hair?

262384  Fiveninety: @Herm Cremombies i can't -- we only have plus here

262387  Magdra: J:man you're so full of shit your eyes are brown. C: so are yours

262235  Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262386  Robespierre: Image could use a red circle

262386  a sedated moose: Okay, why's everybody a random red name now?

262385  Robespierre: Needs a little adjustment in hue

262387  Robespierre: Dude's a reg'lar raconteur

262386  a sedated moose: Really?

262384  FabricMan: Whatever you do, don't send me large amounts of money!

262386  a sedated moose: eSam.

262385  FabricMan: After drinking blue Koolaid

262379  Robespierre: Install with the pointy end toward the front

262361  Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan Annoying yes, but I like it too.

262357  Robespierre: @Gold Morpumple Look to the left - Recent Comments - and our usernames appear there properly. Or at least as properly as our usernames can appear.

262385  WannaBee: All hail Hypnotoad.

262390  bigjim: Gotta love E! Youre the non-important minorities.

262384  trelyate: whatever you do, don't like this comment

262385  Nope: @Rewn Plemomple im willing to take that risk! *Smooches the froggy*

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262338 Shay: This is some Tower of Babel shit going on 'ere.

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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Score:
550
 
 Flerm Alboble: So that's what happens when you hit a soft object with a sword.
 Rirbo Bruble: @dangerkeith3000 Agreed! I radded it just for that
 Vuld Horpupert: Yup, that's the face of a zen mind
 Lengo Dampumbies: Nice gi.
 Crawn Albopert: Zeeeero!
 Flort Albungus: Can she chop wood, tire and strong wood? I know a guy who can chop anything.
 Reple Morpumple: MISS!
 Hempo Flumungo: My future ex-wife needs to work on her form :P
 Dump Albungus: $400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP
Image 227733   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Vung Floble
Score:
324
 
 Peng Morpongo: My weekend is set.
 Dungo Rempongo: SAD CUM
 Rift Ploble: Those anal beads look excruciating!
 Durt Brungo: Something starter pack.
 Gempo Cremumple: Relics of St. Elton John.
 Frarbo Morpumple: Lips, Nips and hips. You gotta make it sexy, ok or you dont eat.
Image 227732   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Murt Drumombies
Score:
474
 
 Flurm Grunungo: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors
 Trart Grungo: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Let's not have an argument about religion on the Spaceship.
 Dulm Drumoble: @Science I will say I know a lot of Christians that are good and I know other religions harber wonderful people. However, I can judge religion as bad when all different sects/beliefs/races do fucked up shit in the name of god. Or you know, just be a complete ass hat. Cant you be an asshole with out all the righteousness? Not saying you are an asshole, just saying to those fucked up folks.
 Hild Cremombies: @sparenamelaptopdied: Probably just one (Judaism,) but Islam hung onto it as well. It's a lot easier to enforce moral and societal rules if a "deity" is the one giving those rules out. Of course, the majority of that society has to believe in the deity and the potential repercussions of not following those rules.
 Rople Fluble: @SimonSaysGarfunkel: You can't judge people embracing religion or faith on a subset of maniacs.
 Darb Brumbies: It's people!
 Garm Pluble: @Slerzy not triggered, just making a point.
 Hoft Ploble: A few thousand years ago someone said "Oooh, I ate some pork after a few days in the desert and it made me a bit ill", Chinese Whispers ensued.. "pork doesn't keep in the heat" .. "don't eat pork on a hot day, it's bad for you" .. "if you eat pork, you're bad" .. "God hates you eating pork" .. "pork eaters will go to hell" .. etc. How many religions that started in hot places avoid pig?
 Gople Dampongo: SimonSaysGarfunkel is triggered
 Bople Rempongo: Isnt faith an overshadowing of common sense? @Science common sense should tell a person that god is no more than an ideal and yet because of god you have two people that chain their children to their beds, let them shower once a year, and dont let them use the bathroom because they washed their hands above their wrists.
 Pumpo Horpungus: @SimonSaysGarfunkel: It's ok to have faith as long it doesn't overshadow common sense.
 Horb Flumumple: Momma always kept us fed she never did forget us. And even when she died she died upon a bed of lettuce.
 Jirt Flumongus: "Dude, that's PORK! My dad told you about pork. Why are you still eating it? Stop! STOOOOOOOP!"
 Pungo Rempuble: Christianity got fucked yo because in the age of science, people still believe in fairy tales @Dr Awkward
 Moft Alboble: See, this is how Christianity got all fucked up. Jesus doesn't give a FUCK if you eat your mom's shitty tasting pork chops, Jimmy.
Image 227731   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Bown Flungus
Score:
403
 
 Hert Brongo: V for Venti
 Flumpo Horpombies: GAHHHH!!!
 Vewn Horpombies: Nightman (ah-ah-ah)!
 Thirbo Albumbies: but leave OFF the -ck .... Just 'fuh'
 Gold Horpomple: Your face makes me so distressed in the morning
Image 227730   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Geld Ploble
Score:
439
 
 Jart Grungus: According to an image search, he wanted to lick the medicine, which had just been applied to his nose.
 Rulm Brongo: @Dr Awkward me too
 Himp Flomple: The look in that dogs eyes is heartbreaking
 Lomp Albomple: Pill swallowing time? Otherwise, I'm concerned.
Image 227729   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Pawn Grunongo
Score:
455
 
 Jirt Drumumple: Is that Johnny Depp from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
 Puft Brumple: I tried my hardest, damn it!
 Riple Horpumple: OXYMORON
 Dompo Albopert: yo quiero taco bell
 Dold Drumopert: I waited 'til I saw the sun, I don't know why I didn't come
 Ding Brumple: Explains why I don't see you wearing any socks.
 Frilm Flumongo: "Mas cud" (por favor)
Image 227728   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Thomp Flumbies
Score:
253
 
 Huple Morpombies: This cactus is weird.
 Jart Plemongo: I CAN SNIP ANYTHING. Bring me Anything and Ill snip it
 Dift Grunongo: Crustacean prosthetics are weird.
Image 227727   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Tralm Drumoble
Score:
595
 
 Jamp Brumple: *brings a piece of rebar*
 Crerm Grunopert: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*
 Juld Dampomple: "Book of Thump"
 Florb Flumongo: Okay, great and hilarious website, I chopped my personal issues.
 Crengo Flumungus: Go to whatichopped.com/ hahahhaha
 Lurt Flumumple: That website changed my life
 Crilm Rempongo: Meaning "I have a saw that cut through most anything"
 Varm Flombies: I know, I know, it's not the point. But I can't look at this and not see "aobut"
 Pengo Flungus: and here is a NEW NUTJOB GUY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...run while we distract him.
 Frift Dampungo: But can you blend?
 Gorm Drumungus: Can he chop off his own right arm?
 Lerbo Morpoble: *brings Chopping Guy a memory foam pillow
Image 227726   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Mown Horpongo
Score:
488
 
 Hert Brongus: "I pooped ... THIS came out."
 Thift Grombies: How big is dog? Needs banana for scale
Image 227725   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Muld Grupert
Score:
328
 
 Liple Albongus: Let me quess.. a douchey boy racer with a car with """coool""" modifications
 Velm Grungus: "Well I was just going to tell you your left break light was out, 'cuz the police in the next town over are really ticket happy, but yeah, now I'm suspicious. License and registration please"
 Treple Morpongo: That's a paddlin'.
 Crelm Plombies: Just have it taped to the window...
 Crimpo Grunungus: Come back with a warrant
Image 227724   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Jirbo Cremungus
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