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249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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11. wordjones: 1999 points
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Score:
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 apoxia: So that's what happens when you hit a soft object with a sword.
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 Agreed! I radded it just for that
 Yurishiro: Yup, that's the face of a zen mind
 dangerkeith3000: Nice gi.
 Yam: Zeeeero!
 Aufziehvogel: Can she chop wood, tire and strong wood? I know a guy who can chop anything.
 karmakat: MISS!
 Side Boob: My future ex-wife needs to work on her form :P
 Scoo: $400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP
Image 227733   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
324
 
 Warrax: My weekend is set.
 dangerkeith3000: SAD CUM
 Mr. Shine: Those anal beads look excruciating!
 Christina: Something starter pack.
 Donut: Relics of St. Elton John.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Lips, Nips and hips. You gotta make it sexy, ok or you dont eat.
Image 227732   01-19-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
474
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors
 jochenau: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Let's not have an argument about religion on the Spaceship.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Science I will say I know a lot of Christians that are good and I know other religions harber wonderful people. However, I can judge religion as bad when all different sects/beliefs/races do fucked up shit in the name of god. Or you know, just be a complete ass hat. Cant you be an asshole with out all the righteousness? Not saying you are an asshole, just saying to those fucked up folks.
 Science: @sparenamelaptopdied: Probably just one (Judaism,) but Islam hung onto it as well. It's a lot easier to enforce moral and societal rules if a "deity" is the one giving those rules out. Of course, the majority of that society has to believe in the deity and the potential repercussions of not following those rules.
 Science: @SimonSaysGarfunkel: You can't judge people embracing religion or faith on a subset of maniacs.
 dangerkeith3000: It's people!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Slerzy not triggered, just making a point.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A few thousand years ago someone said "Oooh, I ate some pork after a few days in the desert and it made me a bit ill", Chinese Whispers ensued.. "pork doesn't keep in the heat" .. "don't eat pork on a hot day, it's bad for you" .. "if you eat pork, you're bad" .. "God hates you eating pork" .. "pork eaters will go to hell" .. etc. How many religions that started in hot places avoid pig?
 Slerzy: SimonSaysGarfunkel is triggered
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Isnt faith an overshadowing of common sense? @Science common sense should tell a person that god is no more than an ideal and yet because of god you have two people that chain their children to their beds, let them shower once a year, and dont let them use the bathroom because they washed their hands above their wrists.
 Science: @SimonSaysGarfunkel: It's ok to have faith as long it doesn't overshadow common sense.
 Prostata: Momma always kept us fed she never did forget us. And even when she died she died upon a bed of lettuce.
 Donut: "Dude, that's PORK! My dad told you about pork. Why are you still eating it? Stop! STOOOOOOOP!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Christianity got fucked yo because in the age of science, people still believe in fairy tales @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: See, this is how Christianity got all fucked up. Jesus doesn't give a FUCK if you eat your mom's shitty tasting pork chops, Jimmy.
Image 227731   01-19-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
403
 
 Felicity: V for Venti
 dangerkeith3000: GAHHHH!!!
 Annoying Vegan : Nightman (ah-ah-ah)!
 Not A Bot: but leave OFF the -ck .... Just 'fuh'
 Shay: Your face makes me so distressed in the morning
Image 227730   01-19-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
439
 
 Entertainmentalist: According to an image search, he wanted to lick the medicine, which had just been applied to his nose.
 Vivian: @Dr Awkward me too
 Yam: The look in that dogs eyes is heartbreaking
 Dr Awkward: Pill swallowing time? Otherwise, I'm concerned.
Image 227729   01-19-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
455
 
 Wooden Spoon: Is that Johnny Depp from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
 DrinkMixMan: I tried my hardest, damn it!
 dangerkeith3000: OXYMORON
 dangerkeith3000: yo quiero taco bell
 Ulillillia: I waited 'til I saw the sun, I don't know why I didn't come
 tokyopig: Explains why I don't see you wearing any socks.
 Dr Awkward: "Mas cud" (por favor)
Image 227728   01-19-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
253
 
 dangerkeith3000: This cactus is weird.
 Annoying Vegan : I CAN SNIP ANYTHING. Bring me Anything and Ill snip it
 Larp Belb: Crustacean prosthetics are weird.
Image 227727   01-19-18   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
595
 
 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*
 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*
 mexican: "Book of Thump"
 VeeKay: Okay, great and hilarious website, I chopped my personal issues.
 dangerkeith3000: Go to whatichopped.com/ hahahhaha
 Annoying Vegan : That website changed my life
 wolfpk: Meaning "I have a saw that cut through most anything"
 PenguinBartender: I know, I know, it's not the point. But I can't look at this and not see "aobut"
 karmakat: and here is a NEW NUTJOB GUY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...run while we distract him.
 Prefuse: But can you blend?
 Aufziehvogel: Can he chop off his own right arm?
 Dr Awkward: *brings Chopping Guy a memory foam pillow
Image 227726   01-19-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
488
 
 BaconCake: "I pooped ... THIS came out."
 Dr Awkward: How big is dog? Needs banana for scale
Image 227725   01-19-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
328
 
 Ihminen: Let me quess.. a douchey boy racer with a car with """coool""" modifications
 Dr Awkward: "Well I was just going to tell you your left break light was out, 'cuz the police in the next town over are really ticket happy, but yeah, now I'm suspicious. License and registration please"
 Mr. Shine: That's a paddlin'.
 VoR: Just have it taped to the window...
 Butcherboy: Come back with a warrant
Image 227724   01-19-18   Uploaded by    obboma
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