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272950  PenguinBartender: "Lady, you're not ACTUALLY going to choke me out if I ask 'one more time' for your brea--eeeeech!"

272955  fanny: just imagine for a moment what fish milk would taste like.

272956  FabricMan: Sounds like the hex worked

272944  funy speling: "It's ok to cry after sex"

272827  fanny: @a robot @charlemagne ah... so THAT explains why they taste like disappointment!

272955  lecj07: Realistic spongebob is terrifying.

272935  arcticfox12x: I mean you could do that... but you shouldn't.

272939  arcticfox12x: nice

272953  arcticfox12x: Atleast it's not the Beauty Of North Korea.

272963  Soviette: The eucalyptus awakens

272963  Pingu IRL: Luke, I am your dropbear!

272941  arcticfox12x: Oh no

272962  ironmaiden: What's the backstory for the need of a rule?

272827  charlemagne: @fanny but they are covered in that delicious powdered flavouring

272950  charlemagne: you have failed me for the last time

272945  mammal883: @charlemagne Wasn't your cheat day yesterday? SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

272923  foreversmug: Playing all his nowhere songs for nobody.

272937  Sandor: Bob cat

272862  charlemagne: if you build it they will come

272882  charlemagne: I've just witnessed a graduation ceremony for seven year olds. all had little robes on and everything. I don't understand why this is happening

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige



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Score:
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 apoxia: So that's what happens when you hit a soft object with a sword.
 FarmerWalk: @dangerkeith3000 Agreed! I radded it just for that
 Chile Quornwrap: Yup, that's the face of a zen mind
 dangerkeith3000: Nice gi.
 Yam: Zeeeero!
 Aufziehvogel: Can she chop wood, tire and strong wood? I know a guy who can chop anything.
 karmakat: MISS!
 Side Boob: My future ex-wife needs to work on her form :P
 Scoo: $400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP
Image 227733   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
324
 
 Warrax: My weekend is set.
 dangerkeith3000: SAD CUM
 Mr. Shine: Those anal beads look excruciating!
 Christina: Something starter pack.
 Donut: Relics of St. Elton John.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Lips, Nips and hips. You gotta make it sexy, ok or you dont eat.
Image 227732   01-19-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
474
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors
 jochenau: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Let's not have an argument about religion on the Spaceship.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Science I will say I know a lot of Christians that are good and I know other religions harber wonderful people. However, I can judge religion as bad when all different sects/beliefs/races do fucked up shit in the name of god. Or you know, just be a complete ass hat. Cant you be an asshole with out all the righteousness? Not saying you are an asshole, just saying to those fucked up folks.
 Science: @sparenamelaptopdied: Probably just one (Judaism,) but Islam hung onto it as well. It's a lot easier to enforce moral and societal rules if a "deity" is the one giving those rules out. Of course, the majority of that society has to believe in the deity and the potential repercussions of not following those rules.
 Science: @SimonSaysGarfunkel: You can't judge people embracing religion or faith on a subset of maniacs.
 dangerkeith3000: It's people!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Slerzy not triggered, just making a point.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A few thousand years ago someone said "Oooh, I ate some pork after a few days in the desert and it made me a bit ill", Chinese Whispers ensued.. "pork doesn't keep in the heat" .. "don't eat pork on a hot day, it's bad for you" .. "if you eat pork, you're bad" .. "God hates you eating pork" .. "pork eaters will go to hell" .. etc. How many religions that started in hot places avoid pig?
 Slerzy: SimonSaysGarfunkel is triggered
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Isnt faith an overshadowing of common sense? @Science common sense should tell a person that god is no more than an ideal and yet because of god you have two people that chain their children to their beds, let them shower once a year, and dont let them use the bathroom because they washed their hands above their wrists.
 Science: @SimonSaysGarfunkel: It's ok to have faith as long it doesn't overshadow common sense.
 Prostata: Momma always kept us fed she never did forget us. And even when she died she died upon a bed of lettuce.
 Donut: "Dude, that's PORK! My dad told you about pork. Why are you still eating it? Stop! STOOOOOOOP!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Christianity got fucked yo because in the age of science, people still believe in fairy tales @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: See, this is how Christianity got all fucked up. Jesus doesn't give a FUCK if you eat your mom's shitty tasting pork chops, Jimmy.
Image 227731   01-19-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
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 Grandmaster Fat: V for Venti
 dangerkeith3000: GAHHHH!!!
 Annoying Vegan : Nightman (ah-ah-ah)!
 Not A Bot: but leave OFF the -ck .... Just 'fuh'
 Shay: Your face makes me so distressed in the morning
Image 227730   01-19-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
439
 
 Entertainmentalist: According to an image search, he wanted to lick the medicine, which had just been applied to his nose.
 Vivian: @Dr Awkward me too
 Yam: The look in that dogs eyes is heartbreaking
 Dr Awkward: Pill swallowing time? Otherwise, I'm concerned.
Image 227729   01-19-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
455
 
 Wooden Spoon: Is that Johnny Depp from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
 DrinkMixMan: I tried my hardest, damn it!
 dangerkeith3000: OXYMORON
 dangerkeith3000: yo quiero taco bell
 Ulillillia: I waited 'til I saw the sun, I don't know why I didn't come
 tokyopig: Explains why I don't see you wearing any socks.
 Dr Awkward: "Mas cud" (por favor)
Image 227728   01-19-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
253
 
 dangerkeith3000: This cactus is weird.
 Annoying Vegan : I CAN SNIP ANYTHING. Bring me Anything and Ill snip it
 Larp Belb: Crustacean prosthetics are weird.
Image 227727   01-19-18   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
595
 
 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*
 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*
 mexican: "Book of Thump"
 Dank Means: Okay, great and hilarious website, I chopped my personal issues.
 dangerkeith3000: Go to whatichopped.com/ hahahhaha
 Annoying Vegan : That website changed my life
 wolfpk: Meaning "I have a saw that cut through most anything"
 PenguinBartender: I know, I know, it's not the point. But I can't look at this and not see "aobut"
 karmakat: and here is a NEW NUTJOB GUY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...run while we distract him.
 Prefuse: But can you blend?
 Aufziehvogel: Can he chop off his own right arm?
 Dr Awkward: *brings Chopping Guy a memory foam pillow
Image 227726   01-19-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
488
 
 BaconCake: "I pooped ... THIS came out."
 Dr Awkward: How big is dog? Needs banana for scale
Image 227725   01-19-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
328
 
 Ihminen: Let me quess.. a douchey boy racer with a car with """coool""" modifications
 Dr Awkward: "Well I was just going to tell you your left break light was out, 'cuz the police in the next town over are really ticket happy, but yeah, now I'm suspicious. License and registration please"
 Mr. Shine: That's a paddlin'.
 Bacon Train: Just have it taped to the window...
 Butcherboy: Come back with a warrant
Image 227724   01-19-18   Uploaded by    obboma
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