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272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

272949  Side Boob: Blep

272950  Side Boob: Dear bird, fuck off just now.

272931  tib gubb: touchbown!

272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

272950  Prostata: another one for the collection! #272952

272941  Crim Tender: Good Lord!

272941  Mr Bleak: Night train to switcherino

272950  White Rice: Not today, Satan.

272950  Dr Awkward: Remind me to never steal chips from Moms plate without asking.

272958  Prostata: what the actual fuck?

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors
 jochenau: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Let's not have an argument about religion on the Spaceship.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Science I will say I know a lot of Christians that are good and I know other religions harber wonderful people. However, I can judge religion as bad when all different sects/beliefs/races do fucked up shit in the name of god. Or you know, just be a complete ass hat. Cant you be an asshole with out all the righteousness? Not saying you are an asshole, just saying to those fucked up folks.
 Science: @sparenamelaptopdied: Probably just one (Judaism,) but Islam hung onto it as well. It's a lot easier to enforce moral and societal rules if a "deity" is the one giving those rules out. Of course, the majority of that society has to believe in the deity and the potential repercussions of not following those rules.
 Science: @SimonSaysGarfunkel: You can't judge people embracing religion or faith on a subset of maniacs.
 dangerkeith3000: It's people!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Slerzy not triggered, just making a point.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A few thousand years ago someone said "Oooh, I ate some pork after a few days in the desert and it made me a bit ill", Chinese Whispers ensued.. "pork doesn't keep in the heat" .. "don't eat pork on a hot day, it's bad for you" .. "if you eat pork, you're bad" .. "God hates you eating pork" .. "pork eaters will go to hell" .. etc. How many religions that started in hot places avoid pig?
 Slerzy: SimonSaysGarfunkel is triggered
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Isnt faith an overshadowing of common sense? @Science common sense should tell a person that god is no more than an ideal and yet because of god you have two people that chain their children to their beds, let them shower once a year, and dont let them use the bathroom because they washed their hands above their wrists.
 Science: @SimonSaysGarfunkel: It's ok to have faith as long it doesn't overshadow common sense.
 Prostata: Momma always kept us fed she never did forget us. And even when she died she died upon a bed of lettuce.
 Donut: "Dude, that's PORK! My dad told you about pork. Why are you still eating it? Stop! STOOOOOOOP!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Christianity got fucked yo because in the age of science, people still believe in fairy tales @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: See, this is how Christianity got all fucked up. Jesus doesn't give a FUCK if you eat your mom's shitty tasting pork chops, Jimmy.
Image 227731   01-19-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
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 Grandmaster Fat: V for Venti
 dangerkeith3000: GAHHHH!!!
 Annoying Vegan : Nightman (ah-ah-ah)!
 Not A Bot: but leave OFF the -ck .... Just 'fuh'
 Shay: Your face makes me so distressed in the morning
Image 227730   01-19-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
439
 
 Entertainmentalist: According to an image search, he wanted to lick the medicine, which had just been applied to his nose.
 Vivian: @Dr Awkward me too
 Yam: The look in that dogs eyes is heartbreaking
 Dr Awkward: Pill swallowing time? Otherwise, I'm concerned.
Image 227729   01-19-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: Is that Johnny Depp from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
 DrinkMixMan: I tried my hardest, damn it!
 dangerkeith3000: OXYMORON
 dangerkeith3000: yo quiero taco bell
 Ulillillia: I waited 'til I saw the sun, I don't know why I didn't come
 tokyopig: Explains why I don't see you wearing any socks.
 Dr Awkward: "Mas cud" (por favor)
Image 227728   01-19-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: This cactus is weird.
 Annoying Vegan : I CAN SNIP ANYTHING. Bring me Anything and Ill snip it
 Larp Belb: Crustacean prosthetics are weird.
Image 227727   01-19-18   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
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 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*
 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*
 mexican: "Book of Thump"
 Dank Means: Okay, great and hilarious website, I chopped my personal issues.
 dangerkeith3000: Go to whatichopped.com/ hahahhaha
 Annoying Vegan : That website changed my life
 wolfpk: Meaning "I have a saw that cut through most anything"
 PenguinBartender: I know, I know, it's not the point. But I can't look at this and not see "aobut"
 karmakat: and here is a NEW NUTJOB GUY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...run while we distract him.
 Prefuse: But can you blend?
 Aufziehvogel: Can he chop off his own right arm?
 Dr Awkward: *brings Chopping Guy a memory foam pillow
Image 227726   01-19-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
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 BaconCake: "I pooped ... THIS came out."
 Dr Awkward: How big is dog? Needs banana for scale
Image 227725   01-19-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
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 Ihminen: Let me quess.. a douchey boy racer with a car with """coool""" modifications
 Dr Awkward: "Well I was just going to tell you your left break light was out, 'cuz the police in the next town over are really ticket happy, but yeah, now I'm suspicious. License and registration please"
 Mr. Shine: That's a paddlin'.
 Bacon Train: Just have it taped to the window...
 Butcherboy: Come back with a warrant
Image 227724   01-19-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
184
 
 PenguinBartender: @Ulillillia More plusses for this person immediately!!!
 Ulillillia: Some Fries Motha F#cka
 Coach Teacher: Baptise!
 Booty Kicker: how rude
Image 227723   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
443
 
 DrinkMixMan: I CAN CHOP ANYTHING
 El hefe: Life hacked
 Flarmie: @Robespierre That's how the cave men at their pizza.
 waffle iron: This delivery from Paleo Pizza looks raw as fuck.
 hosehorse: Tetris, helping kids pack since 1984
 skillet: Life finds a way.
Image 227722   01-19-18   Uploaded by    dope
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