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268773  SuedeOxford: See backside

268770  SuedeOxford: Same

268687  raditzu: Party Hard

268690  raditzu: Princeless.

268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
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512
 
 VeeKay: Main charactors are English, the alien (Paul) comes from an unnamed place in space.
 Borm Pumpies: @VoR And as you and I and a dozen or so others here know, Americans have a difficult time with actual English - "Yew call datta BONNET? Wat da FUCK!??!"
 VoR: ...American English isn't really English. Thats why it's prefaced with American.
 originaluser: Roger, what the hell?!
 tokyopig: RUDE
Image 227705   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
454
 
 Warrax: That's a tiny woman.
 Dick Inspector: They look happy together.
 Jason Steak: From the early days of Henry Moores career, when he was a starving artist
 Demon Universe: 50,000 caleries and two inches of that hard part thats like cement on the outside... Why did I invest in giant bagels?
 Butcherboy: A judo master
 tokyopig: This is what they show you when you visit the Polish heritage museum in Madison.
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
 WetWilly: @Mr. Butt only a sex metaphor can cause that kind of smile.
 Mr. Butt: She knows something we don't know.
Image 227704   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
221
 
 Wooden Spoon: @VeeKay: seconded
 VeeKay: Plot twist: I have lived like this. Thanks mental health problems, you were enjoyable.
 Mr. Shine: This brings back very unhappy memories of the first girl I seriously dated.
 tokyopig: @Felicity Canada has its own dollar? WTF Get your own money you bloody freeloaders.
 i peed a lil: Oh, and: $1200/month in Vancouver
 Jason Steak: Cant claim to be any better; I just have a little more room
 tokyopig: comfy like a really well worn jean jacket, but not comfy like a jean jacket worn ironically. Comfy like a jean jacket that has a mostly full pack of marb reds tucked into a rolled up sleeve with a couple of sliffs included.
 140bpm: "nah I do it later"
 piranharama: I knew someone who lived like this, except they didnt even have a bare mattress on the floor. It baffled me then and it baffles me now. Wasnt poor, just a lot of mental issues. I guess it was an outward reflection on what was going on in her head.
 wolfpk: Do I even want to ask what is going on here? I going to guess no.
Image 227703   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
1063
 
 togboat: My second cat sometimes got into peoples cars. We suspect thats how he came to be on our doorstep in the first place
 tokyopig: Stowaways are pressed into service as powder monkeys, captain's orders.
 adeadcrab: still a good dog
Image 227702   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
594
 
 trelyate: I'm gonna ride around with you until you give me a cookie!
 El hefe: You sick bastard
 majorchamp: @Yurishiro Like yeah eh. What a nosehead
 Mr. Shine: Dude, you got a metal booger hanging out.
 highdra: @Felicity yeah that's what I meant. Isn't he a noser?
 140bpm: @Yurishiro At first I misread that as noser-ing, as in the act of being a noser
 tokyopig: The face of a xbox gamer.
 ruiner: EW NOSERING. Also your dog is weird.
 apoxia: That cat should be in a seat belt.
Image 227701   01-19-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
781
 
 El Barto: @Spazstatic :( oh dang, my heart. That is beautiful and so so sad.
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless holy crap, we had a Maine Coon named Molly who was the sweetest thing (picture on my profile). She was around as long as I could remember, as much my family as my siblings or parents. She died about 6 years ago now. Very peacefully, laying in the tall grass under the apple trees getting pets from me. She was 17. Damn it I'm crying now.
 Mr. Shine: What do you mean my tail's in the OH SHI---
 Peter Pantsless: Growing up I had a kitty that looked just like that. I loved her even though she tried to kill me all the time. She and my mom were inseparable...:(...her name was Molly.
Image 227700   01-19-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
114
 
 Demon Universe: @Peter Pantsless Too much kinky sadomasochism for me, but the public is probably ready for it.
 Peter Pantsless: "So what do YOU think about my Harry Potter fanfiction?"
Image 227699   01-19-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
841
 
 Murm Gungus: "YOOV LOST THAT LO-OVIN' FEELIN'..."
 Mr. Shine: *lovely operatic duet*
 livelovebarf: "PET US"
 Peter Pantsless: "Here comes your man"
Image 227698   01-19-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
132
 
 donhomero: His hairstyle doesnt look as bad from the side as it does from the front
 tokyopig: Best Korea, Best Vanilla Wafers with peanut butter.
 addend: (Eats entire box. A village goes hungry for a week.)
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, so THIS is what food looks like...now I'm sad
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 227697   01-19-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
297
 
 VeeKay: Took my 18 month old son to meet his newborn brother and nearly had hysterics stopping him poking the little un's eyes out.
 edgarallendoh: @apoxia No kidding, my friend left her newborn with her 2.5 yr old for a moment and the littlun vanished. 'Georgie, where's Harry?' - 'I put him in the bin!'
 apoxia: My 2.5 year old has told me he plans to "throw it in the rubbish bin" when his new sister is born.
Image 227696   01-19-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
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