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249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

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249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

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Score:
158
 
 Mr Bleak: Look, just because you couldn't find a condom ...
 Prostata: @Felicity Keep your stick on the ice!
 a sedated moose: @Felicity sit down, sit down... I don't know, he likes it when we're all sitting. All rise!
 Mr. Shine: Next Day, at the morgue . . . .
 Yurishiro: I just noticed they are both men but the left one has the penis taped shut.
 turtled: And if my wifes watching, Ill be straight home after the meeting ;-)
 Yurishiro: SEX TAPE
 Aufziehvogel: Describe your sex life with one single picture
 piranharama: Yeah, why not?
 VoR: They nose each other quite well
 wolfpk: If he is not circumsized, he will be when that duct tape is removed!
 DrNinjaman: That's gotta chafe
Image 227689   01-19-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
681
 
 silver: *(tickle)*
 piranharama: Just waiting for an unwary hand
 Amy Housewine: Dreams of falling.
Image 227688   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
462
 
 funny in the wall: Barack's new jam?
 sunset blues: Keyboardist #3 looks like Andy Kindler
 Peter Pantsless: Well let's just hear them out
Image 227687   01-18-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
396
 
 Ulillillia: @VeeKay Partial credit
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Fail
 VeeKay: Humming 'Zambezi' by the Pirana's
 VeeKay: Humming 'Zambezi' by the Pirana's
 fatman: Free Harry.
 Festis: that sideye
 Peter Pantsless: *"Jaws" theme*
Image 227686   01-18-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
970
 
 Mr. Shine: Facit Sejam!
 Yurishiro: *"Ride of the Valkyries" playing*
Image 227685   01-18-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
826
 
 Mr Bleak: @jazzjunkie Beat me to it!
 Austin: Win win
 jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity The meeting of Cage and Anti-Cage will destroy the universe.
 Zukero: Where can I get this button?
 Emoji: @Amy Housewine Unless your mother pushes the button--then she will never die, and there will be two Nicolas Cages
 Lemonator: Yes. Always be in great health? Yes
 Demon Universe: I pressed it a dozen times: I have 12 Nicks eating breakfast with me right now!
 Yurishiro: YES YES YES
 Amy Housewine: The buffet after your mother's funeral will be amazing.
 White Rice: This would be stupid-fun at parties & the like. Might be a bit awkward on a date or business function, but otherwise itd be pretty fun.
 DrinkMixMan: Sounds like a win-win to me.
 Peter Pantsless: Psh. I've got a standing lunch date with Nic.
 Nope: Will you be granted this great treasure?
Image 227684   01-18-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
291
 
 jochenau: @Yurishiro I've tried to convince my compatriots that these things are both terrible but I haven't been very successful.
 filthylaw: Doritos are good, but once you try Arribas (Old Dutchs equivalent) theres no going back
 Yurishiro: I really don't get this american obsession with these 2 things
 DrNinjaman: Xtremetini!
Image 227683   01-18-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
719
 
 El Barto: *inner voice: oh a husky! Does it have full dick and balls? Yes, yes it does.*
Image 227682   01-18-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
296
 
 El Barto: Evidence that your Father-in-Law clearly loves you.
 DrNinjaman: Things are about to get Radical!
 Peter Pantsless: That's one way to spike the punch
Image 227681   01-18-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
317
 
 RiderFan: Barelegged school girl is someones fetish. Not mine though.
 Ulillillia: @a robot Boy, I say, boy
 Spazstatic: @a robot needs more Foghorn
 Yurishiro: They should pixelate the area between the "fingers"
 apoxia: This is someone's porn.
 Peter Pantsless: Yet again, I'm completely ignorant about female anatomy
 a robot: I LIKE LEGHORN
 White Rice: Something something, do the legs go all the way up? Something something.
Image 227680   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
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