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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

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 jochenau: Linguistics is the science of discovering patterns and rules we have zero conscious awareness of, yet use and manipulate effortlessly every day as we communicate.
 Skaalar: Hmm. Gonna save this for reference.
 Aufziehvogel: Ich wuesste wirklich gerne, ob es auch eine deutsche Version dieser Regel (und dieses Buches) gibt.
 Scoo: Oh, Bill Bryson, you rascal!
 apoxia: Yep I've read the book that is from. Very interesting.
Image 227660   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
 dobbiesdoogs: wait till you see how small the bus is
 apoxia: Miserly
Image 227659   01-18-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
 wordjones: Jolly.
 cannabis: take this, people who think snakes can't be cute
 Scoo: Boop Claus
 well duh: Clausssssssssssssssssss
 Nope: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssanta
Image 227658   01-18-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro Sorry, reading that after I posted it, and that sounds like I think you are wrong, and that wasn't what I mean that all ... sorry about that.
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro Just because Americans always write the date in the silliest way possible doesn't mean the rest of the world is so daft. Europe is dd/MM/YYYY, Japan is the even more sensible ISO 8601 format: yyyy/MM/dd HH/mm/ss
 VeeKay: Yeah, sure. I know bull semen when I see it!
 funny in the wall: my big plan was to make breast cheese while my wife was breastfeeding. turned out i was a prude: i was too grossed out to even taste the milk
 Science: @apoxia: It's only a quarter full - you can see the milk in there. I'm guessing this is someone's office kitchen, and someone is being a jerk and taking a photo of a jar they found in the fridge. Instead of just drinking it, you know, like a normal person.
 Colty Brumb: milk from the future?
 bug: Cow breasts?
 apoxia: That's a lot of milk to express in one day. Mad respect.
 WTF: I thought it was coffee creamer (blarggg).
Image 227657   01-18-18   Uploaded by    franktank
 redpeepee: GET.IN.MY.HOUSE.NOW!
 Wooden Spoon: @Nope: I'm really sorry, but I got hungry on the way and...
 Lantry: looks like somebody finally got a job
 Nope: Who is the CUTEST organ delivery service?!
 Peter Pantsless: Now THAT is a good dog
Image 227656   01-18-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
 Sydney: *whispers*"the fact that you condemn homosexuality makes me want you even more"*kiss*
 BavidDowie: I, too, am a believer in Jeebus. Let's make out. Heh heh heh.
 Shay: No George; that is not cotton candy.
 WTF: "Miss me?" "Now you gotta kiss me!"
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like you guys have been reading my slash fiction
Image 227655   01-18-18   Uploaded by    RzK
 WetWilly: Katydidn't.
 athiest: And so the grasshopper conquered the yard, first defeating the cat, then the dog.
 Wooden Spoon: Dog is disappointed it is a leaf bug and not a stick bug.
 Kaviri: The salad days.
Image 227654   01-18-18   Uploaded by    house md
 Science: Got my eye on number 2 from the left. All the other Courtney Loves don't look so hot...
 Skaalar: In the 70s and 80s? Good luck. Everyone wanted to be super thin then, so you will probably find nothing but frog ass.
 Prostata: Aren't we all?
 tea: Found it!
 XLY: a good ass what?
 Mexico: We meant a donkey.
 Peter Pantsless: And you wonder why I don't wear pants
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Looking in th wrong place, pal!
Image 227653   01-18-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
 VeeKay: Do not fold spindle or mutilate? Check my contract bruh.
 Spazstatic: Just because it wasn't marked fragile doesn't mean you can play soccer with it
Image 227652   01-18-18   Uploaded by    fracking
 Kaviri: Christ, what a apple.
 Butcherboy: Im telling you I love bananas. I mean I know thats not profound or anything, heck we all do. But for me it goes beyond that@jochenau
 jochenau: @a robot This isn't the right caption, but I can't remember the real one...
 a robot: Bad for non-Gary-Larson-caption
 Mr. Lizard: Its weird seeing the caption in that font
Image 227651   01-18-18   Uploaded by    reagan
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