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233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.



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Score:
839
 
 jazzjunkie: [doots microscopically]
 Skaalar: @dangerkeith3000 I havent been afraid of dangling my legs over the edge of the bed in 16 years. Thank you for the cringe that made me pulll them back under the covers.
 Jaunty Shrimp: So ugly, so unaware of it's ugliness. Endearing.
 dangerkeith3000: Imagine one of these 6 feet long.
 Side Boob: If you pinch it's nipples you can jump across the galaxy
 WTF: Organic life is really gross if you think about it.
 Robespierre: Water bear, on the move.
 barfolomew: I'd love to give you a perfect grade, but I'm afraid you've been tardy.
Image 227562   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
438
 
 VeeKay: Wheeeeee!
 sirgallium: Cap'n she's going over
 WTF: "I regret nothing!"
 Robespierre: Equipped with SATO - Sluice-Assisted Take-Off
 Dr Awkward: Duck!
Image 227561   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
1117
 
 VeeKay: This is more than mildly disturbing.
 Skaalar: I still want cats eyes. I wont be satisfied with living in the now till I get what I want.
 Entertainmentalist: This is such a satisfying image, even if a tiny bit unsettling.
 Robespierre: Looking at this is like putting out a fire - WITH GASOLINE!
 funny in the wall: dude, what's with the eyeliner?
Image 227560   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
923
 
 Mr. Butt: Goats gonna goat.
 Yurishiro: blep
Image 227559   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
585
 
 XLY: She's got guts
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward also, it's clearly slavic. slavs are not always considered white even now so this is all kinds of fun
 Dr Awkward: Podolnick is an anagram for "Lick D Poon", as well as "Lop no Dick"
 Not A Bot: "So, yeah, you're 18! That's really old for a cat!" he expained, cutting her a slice of cake. "But we've been here for you the whole time and, honestly, it's time you start contributing to the bills. You're not a 10-year old cat anymore."
Image 227558   01-18-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
298
 
 El hefe: Ancient 2 factor authentication
 AlexDeLarge: Unfortunate typo.
Image 227557   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
1026
 
 Warrax: d'awww
Image 227556   01-18-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
1030
 
 NashtasticVoyage: I'm fawning over him.
 Ulillillia: d'awww
 Warrax: Now hold it over your cat for protection from the rain.
 funny in the wall: oh deer...
 Yurishiro: A boy named Belal from Bangladesh nearly drowns to save a baby deer from drowning. Faith in humanity++
Image 227555   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
407
 
 jazzjunkie: I approve of this musical selection.
 Skaalar: It must be very nice in the tiny box that separates you from the rest of the experiences in the world.
 Chest Rockwell: Better than being at a shopping mall.
 Robespierre: Than doing what?
 Dr Awkward: I'm pretty sure this guy is Rob Thomas.
 Zukero: I don't.
 VeeKay: Highly specific, if true.
Image 227554   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
381
 
 Science: @VeeKay: He's not 6'3" (at least any more.) If you look at photos with him next to Obama, he's closer to 6'1" (probably due to shrinking with age, though he still claims 6'3" for "power" purposes.) I'd buy 230 at that height (due to personal experience.)
 VeeKay: @Science Loving all the comparison pictures on the web of guys who are 6'3" and 230 or so pounds compaired to the Fatass in chief. Something does not add up.
 Spazstatic: Ah, crap, I drew a digital clock.
 Felicity: Version 7.1 is the original version?! Also, holy shit, I was able to do the visuospatial part. That never happens!
 Science: @VeeKay: Being an idiot doesn't mean you have Alzheimer's. That's how he passed.
 Aufziehvogel: @grizzly : Mr. Trump, is that you?
 grizzly: I failed.
 Robespierre: TRUMP PASSED THIS! He is clearly a Stable Genius, and passing this PROVES it!
 Mr. Butt: [1] Cat from shithole country. [2] Pointy dog from shithole country. [3] Pony for terrorists.
 Uncle Phil: Sex: Yes Please.
 VeeKay: No way did that idiot get a perfect score, no way. Love to know how much the bribe was though.
 Aufziehvogel: "Why didn't you draw a clock?" - "It's not tennpast eleven yet."
Image 227553   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
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