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253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

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253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby



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 jazzjunkie: I approve of this musical selection.
 Skaalar: It must be very nice in the tiny box that separates you from the rest of the experiences in the world.
 Chest Rockwell: Better than being at a shopping mall.
 alex: Than doing what?
 Dr Awkward: I'm pretty sure this guy is Rob Thomas.
 Zukero: I don't.
 VeeKay: Highly specific, if true.
Image 227554   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
381
 
 Science: @VeeKay: He's not 6'3" (at least any more.) If you look at photos with him next to Obama, he's closer to 6'1" (probably due to shrinking with age, though he still claims 6'3" for "power" purposes.) I'd buy 230 at that height (due to personal experience.)
 VeeKay: @Science Loving all the comparison pictures on the web of guys who are 6'3" and 230 or so pounds compaired to the Fatass in chief. Something does not add up.
 Spazstatic: Ah, crap, I drew a digital clock.
 jackthesmack: Version 7.1 is the original version?! Also, holy shit, I was able to do the visuospatial part. That never happens!
 Science: @VeeKay: Being an idiot doesn't mean you have Alzheimer's. That's how he passed.
 Aufziehvogel: @grizzly : Mr. Trump, is that you?
 grizzly: I failed.
 i peed a lil: TRUMP PASSED THIS! He is clearly a Stable Genius, and passing this PROVES it!
 Mr. Butt: [1] Cat from shithole country. [2] Pointy dog from shithole country. [3] Pony for terrorists.
 Uncle Phil: Sex: Yes Please.
 VeeKay: No way did that idiot get a perfect score, no way. Love to know how much the bribe was though.
 Aufziehvogel: "Why didn't you draw a clock?" - "It's not tennpast eleven yet."
Image 227553   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
689
 
 addend: "I aced that test!"
 mackdaddy: (Also reminds me of former FS denizen, @Poo-Flinger)
 trees: No closer, or I bite.
 Teechur: Well, I'll be his uncle.
 VeeKay: I'm the president now
Image 227552   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
916
 
 Skaalar: @barfolomew Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, and how to order comics even though I am a Squirrel.
 Fantasy: @Side Boob LOL :-)
 Side Boob: Jean Claude Van Squirrel
 Teechur: Oh, just hangin' around, doin' squirrel stuff.
 barfolomew: Whatcha thinkin bout?
Image 227551   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
411
 
 cybeq: He's BACK - and more touchy than ever!
Image 227550   01-18-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
403
 
 1979: He fell for that "America's Most Famous Foods Shipped To Your Door" scam, I see.
 Zukero: If he stops reading, they kill him.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: auto erotic asphyxiation part 3
 Teechur: So, I heard you like snakes. Like, a LOT.
 JollyWell: "..and then he killed the snak--aaAAARGHHaaa-I mean he said hello to the snake and they both lived happily ever after."
 Coach Teacher: Mogli: Unchained
 Aufziehvogel: Gotta read faster if you wanna finish this book within your lifetime
Image 227549   01-18-18   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
204
 
 DerMantis: Unicron?
 Teechur: So THAT'S where I left that!
Image 227548   01-18-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
1250
 
 Yam: Babby rhino is best rhino
 Coach Teacher: @dangerkeith3000 always wear a rubber.
 Coach Teacher: rhymenocerous?
 Teechur: Rhinoplastered
 dangerkeith3000: Don't currently have any offspring, but radded to be on the safe side. Plus it's cute af.
Image 227547   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
486
 
 Dr Awkward: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; [...] I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost
 FabricMan: "And that was when I carried you, my son
 Ulillillia: And that has made all the difference.
 Butcherboy: I feel as though John Cleese could do this
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro practice your splits every day.
 doindabs: but- the- how- *explodes*
Image 227546   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Psymon
Score:
453
 
 FatTigerWoods: Don't shame whatever religion this has to be
 craftjunk: Theres a comedian (my Google-fu wasnt good enough to track down the name) that says he misses being a baby and getting a round of applause after pooing...not that it *never* happens now, you just have to *ask*
 Mr Bleak: This porn is ... unwanted.
 VeeKay: "Did as a bet. The the office manager told me productivity was up by 57%. So fuck 'em".
 Side Boob: Hey guys! Watch this!
 Dr Awkward: "Filmed in from of a live studio audience"
 Aufziehvogel: Trumps toilet room. He likes to get applause for what he proudly produces.
 sylveon: No bidet. Yuck.
Image 227545   01-18-18   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
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