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263346  Side Boob: I hate those mornings.

263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
254
 
 addend: Then the waiter asked, "Do you want /flies/ with that?"
 Psymon: My McToad is still a little raw...
 dangerkeith3000: Meanwhile in Paris...
 big butt bum: Death of Choking on a Giant Frog has been busy, I see.
 square44: "ugh, I've got a frog in my throat" "really? how did it get there?" "..."
Image 227481   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
365
 
 house md: Two for flinching!
 tokyopig: ...and that cloud looks like the hand of an action figure.
 Minnesotan: you just lost the game
Image 227480   01-17-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
426
 
 Science: @addend: You mean "Lubricant"
 l0dan: Dignity. Respect.
 anonimos: Healthier than that guy that smokes 100 cigarettes at once...I think
 addend: Until you notice the drool. :(
 DrinkMixMan: Raw doggin' it
 Kaviri: The poor thing.
 dangerkeith3000: I hope those are at least warm.
 tokyopig: Cold shower time.
 Nope: Last call be like
 Scoo: After a life of hard work, I finally have all the hotdogs - yet I still feel empty inside
 Coolguy: Kind of one of those days, no?
Image 227479   01-17-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
557
 
 Skaalar: Is this Russia or Finland? Because one of those hits you with sticks before you get out of the sauna.
 addend: "Yuri, Vlad..., where's Boris?"
 dangerkeith3000: Polar Bear Lemon Party
 ThatGuy: This actually really important to do after taking an icy plunge. The snow dries you off without the risk of a towel freezing to your skin. What? What?! I'm not a madman, look it up!
 tokyopig: Ah much better.
 Ulillillia: White sand beach
 mrd0t: Russia.jpg
Image 227478   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
573
 
 El Barto: @a robot I will begin the orderly queue behind you for giving the pats.
 a robot: This dog is cute and I want to pet that sproingy fur
Image 227477   01-17-18   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
428
 
 Ulillillia: When we will party, we will always party hard.
 Coolguy: Born to die and whatnot
 Nope: Wanna party with this kid.
Image 227476   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
610
 
 Mr Bleak: Amazing grandmother has seen some shit.
 UseYourName: Because can't do anything
 a robot: "What am I doing with my lives?"
Image 227475   01-17-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
517
 
 doggggggie: Copyright infringement is your best advertising value.
 DrinkMixMan: two bad neighbors
 AlexDeLarge: Eat pant
 Bro Bro: @Annoying Vegan - precisely one item (to at least 3 decimal places)!
 Annoying Vegan : Only one item.
 Psymon: genuine Simpsans products, only $1
Image 227474   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
202
 
 joxxuh: @Coolguy Of course!
 Drump Porbs: Stahppit.
 betamax: Rad for looking like Rachel Dratch
 Coolguy: Awwwwwwwww daaaaayyyyyyuummm!
Image 227473   01-17-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
147
 
 Science: @Kess: I think they're all 12
 FarmerWalk: These Calvin Klein ads keep getting creepier
 sparenamelaptopdied: Dope farm
 addend: Next time on "Maury"!
 Mr. Butt: Go go gadget: teen pregnancy!
 tib gubb: oh hey, just what we needed!
 wolfpk: All the same "father"
 ThatGuy: I was kinda hoping to see a dad in the background showing off a beer gut
 tokyopig: Plot twist they're all just fat.
 FatTigerWoods: Blessed be the fruit?
 Coolguy: Five more for a baseball team
 Kess: Ugh, the girl in white looks 12.
 Nope: Babysitters Club
Image 227472   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
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