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233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.



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Score:
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 Felicity: Then you ought to have more tolerance and respect for his freedom to be himself
 Felicity: Then you ought to have more tolerance and respect for his freedom to be himself
 Shay: Gran Torwaifu
 Otterman: How nature says "Do not touch"
 dangerkeith3000: Make creepy body-sized pillows, not war.
 Ulillillia: He said: "You're no son, you're no son of mine"
 charlemagne: don't worry feller, they'll use him for cheap fodder during the water wars
 Robespierre: And then what happened?
 Mr. Butt: If we're not free to be dumbasses, what was the point of the war?
 San DoDo: Any ol' war
 barfolomew: And I fought Attack on Titan for you.
 funny in the wall: lighten up old man.
 Yurishiro: dat font tho
Image 227357   01-17-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
1097
 
 Bluetocracy: Tactical Support Feline
 Felicity: Cats are nice
 Aufziehvogel: Awwww..also all the chickens are dead
 thecraftywolf: this is the best most wholesome image i've seen in the past 5 years
 Side Boob: Where would we be without pets? I hope I never find out.
 Not A Bot: If you don't like the cat food part too then I'm sorry for your baby palate.
Image 227356   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
65
 
 Mr Bleak: Hm...2460972, I think. Somebody needs to consider that reflections exist...
 Robespierre: @glenalec Or take 'em for test drives.
 glenalec: It is a car-dealer's plate. They hang them on unregistered cars so they can legally drive them between yards.
 Uncle Phil: Would be better with a video while the wiper runs.
 ignatz: Plate possibly reads SSPORTS or SPOOLS, so I DGI
Image 227355   01-17-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
429
 
 Felicity: Thanks! :-)
Image 227354   01-17-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
446
 
 Felicity: Seattle drivers in snow
 Benana: Life.jpg
 Dresdenkeogh: @Ulillillia @Scoo YOUR TIME ON THIS SPHERE IS FINITE, WHY NOT RIDE THESE RAILS WHILE YOU STILL MAY
 Robespierre: Everybody hates 1962.
 Ulillillia: THE WORLD'S FAIR IS NICE.
 Scoo: I see @BILL DOOR is having a nice vacation!
 Yurishiro: Nobody can tell a joke like lady death does.
Image 227353   01-17-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
743
 
 Ulillillia: Tasty
Image 227352   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
684
 
 Ulillillia: If it fits we sits
Image 227351   01-17-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
132
 
 Ulillillia: The sun is set. The stars shine in the sky. The night air is tinged with anticipation. And it is time to meet the Continental.
 VoR: He always was a whining type
 Yurishiro: Grow your beard of shave it completely, this is unacceptable. AND HOLD THE GLASS AT THE STEM YOU BEAST.
 Mexico: *Dr. Tongue 3-D effect sound*
Image 227350   01-17-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
435
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: moral dilemma: should i give him a big tip for ridiculous cuteness, or methodically demonstrate how to count exact change in the interest of education?
 Passive: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?
 Felicity: Makes me think of Pablo Franciscos great bit, Tortilla Boy
 Dresdenkeogh: If the baby is Hispanic it's rad, but if not isn't it some form of micro aggression? It's definitely cute. But is it morally wrong of me to feel this way?
 Not A Bot: Looper
Image 227349   01-17-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
286
 
 jochenau: It looks like he's holding little tiny Lisa Frank revolvers.
 Scoo: It's called 'fashion', look it up!
 Mexico: If even I fail to work this, what hope can you have?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Many bets were lost that day
 Yurishiro: you go girl!
Image 227348   01-17-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
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