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268391  wolfpk: Pet is: A cat!

268400  Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.

268402  Knice: @lolnotrly Flerts ma turts.

268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

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268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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Score:
873
 
 Otterman: Excuse me, sir, but do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?
 Kaviri: I heard you was talkin shit!
 FabricMan: I got the promotion!
 Mr. Shine: Heeeeeere's Doggy!
 trucker: Im cat!
Image 227328   01-17-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
634
 
 Dreforian: We dare not defy our lord Fluffy of the Upper Planes lest we draw its ire.
 Skaalar: Usually you gotta pay double for that kinda action.
 El hefe: David Blaine's cat
 guccigucci: Hovercat's cheating.
 Spazstatic: Deploy landing gear
 Soviette: Talk about flat chested
Image 227327   01-17-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
527
 
 sergeant: @El hefe But will it BLEND?
 ironmaiden: FLEX-a-bump-bump-bump-bump, POWER TIRES!
 El hefe: I bet it floats
 Dr Awkward: Something something torque
 Kaviri: Well, I mean the parts were just laying there, so I just went ahead and did it.
 Ihminen: When you really want a mosnter truck but you're scared that people will start thinking you have a tiny dick
 karmakat: GEEZ LOUISE! Is the handles REALLY answering?
 sparename: Just how big is the radio-control handset?
Image 227326   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
460
 
 sodamachine: @Dr Awkward I cannot for the life of me think of a better usage for your brain
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro I've been walking through my daily life for the last month with my brain just arbitrarily making up Spoonerisms and I can't stop it. My wife will say something like "get some dog food" and some part of my brain will be like "hehe, Fog Dude" and the rest of my brain will be like "WTF?"
 Kaviri: And this is the bosss office, youll probably meet him later.
 mackdaddy: Reer Boom
 tib gubb: it's really more of a closet
 sparename: "You can't drink in here, this is the Beer Room..!"
 dobbiesdoogs: please don't post pictures of my office
Image 227325   01-17-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
440
 
 Aufziehvogel: Noone mentions that this resembles the White Dragon Noodle Bar in the 1st Blade Runner?
 SpaceCow: Star shaped noodles or their entertainer goes by Noodle? You have to come in to find out.
 Otterman: That seems nice.
Image 227324   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
553
 
 rip odb: Something something smell of a man's colon something.
 Mad Collager: Early Minions were much taller.
 tokyopig: This is the face of a man impatient to get to work on the day's many vivisections.
 dope: Ancestor of Lord Buckethead
 funy speling: well? how do I look?
 Teechur: I'm ready for our date. Do you think you're ready?
Image 227323   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
502
 
 Spazstatic: I bet it smells great in there. Especially considering the stereotypical "outhouse" door.
 twenty4: Travelocity's clearly about to hit bottom.
 Mad Collager: This gnome enjoys the privy of his own car.
 Mr. Shine: There's not mush room, but the driver is a fun gi!
 abrahamx: Road trip!
Image 227322   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
406
 
 Skaalar: Ive been told it rocks.
 Kaviri: Wait, where are you running off to?
 Ihminen: Spinal Tap playing a concert on this roof: "hellooo-uh... what was it again?"
 Albo Grungus: I can tell you're a badass from the socks.
 Mr. Shine: This building is near Portland, on the airport approach path.
 Teechur: Greetings, fellow aliens.
 dobbiesdoogs: pilots: "thanks, brave hero! [all bank away]"
Image 227321   01-17-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
305
 
 Science: @Yurishiro: A hand with a dildo is the gladdest hand around
 Jak: at least it's a knife and not a dildo
 Chest Rockwell: This guy tried to sell me a used car.
 charlemagne: they smile at your face, all the time they want to take your place
Image 227320   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
363
 
 Passive: An AR-Purrteen
 El hefe: Meowser
 Greek Fire: "What's that?" "A cat, 47"
 Mr. Shine: This cat is illegal in California.
 Side Boob: Also more accurate than an AK :P
 Side Boob: Tacticat!
 dobbiesdoogs: catlashnikov
 Rhombo Dimple: Catticaltacticalcat or something..
 Zukero: Postal 2 in a nutshell
Image 227319   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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