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267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

267916  Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267940  Mr. Butt: Meta.

267940  a sedated moose: Beans on beans.

267926  AlexDeLarge: "What'cha thinking about?" "I dunno; rat stuff, I guess."

267949  phil: Mom's spaghetti

267949  hapi papi: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.

267921  Spazstatic: *Le smol boop*

267930  thecraftywolf: @amyhousewine incognito mode

267945  ppr4: Lyin' 5th grader SnowyThigh who is FAILING and has been for 5 years is now slandering me over my weight, which is totally taken out of context by the media. LAWSUIT COMING and SAD!

267887  MrBoffo: Wet dog smell squared

267905  MrBoffo: Gooberheimer hat looking good

267936  barfolomew: LOOK AT THEM

267913  MrBoffo: Legend Of the Golden Starches

267914  MrBoffo: Haw haw ... (yawn)

267945  Knice: Whoever drew that's probably in a cage right now.

267933  Shay: @WannaBee *pukes*

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267813 MrBoffo: @Sadbot A Roman nose? Roman all over your face?

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him



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 charlemagne: I propose a simple yet disgusting compromise
 Ihminen: next stop: having a glass of water and sitting at the kitchen table while shaking and longing for death
 apoxia: I'm planning not to feel that way again.
 jochenau: One of the many reasons I don't get drunk.
Image 227313   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
607
 
 PenguinBartender: @a robot Aaaaaaaaand now I can't un-see that. Thank you.
 a robot: Rad for cute winky dog. But the human's ears are freaking me out
 Pickle Dick: Doggystyle.
Image 227312   01-17-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
231
 
 140bpm: GetBentIn Texas
 Kaviri: @barfolomew my man.
 barfolomew: @Kaviri Sizes, from left to right: Satan's Fingers, The Killers, The Hospital Bombers, Big Ass
 Kaviri: The best ever death metal drink outta Denton
 barfolomew: Small is clearly the superior choice. It comes with an umbrella.
 waxymom: Rah rah rah
 McBomalds: Everything is bigger in texas
 VoR: How come it goes to 11?
Image 227311   01-17-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
504
 
 trelyate: passive geese keep sitting
 manlyman: Doesn't look like it's walking to me.
 BavidDowie: Agressive goose, meet agressive my giant boot.
 VoR: Stop reading more walking
 wolfpk: You hear that geese, KEEP WALKING!!!
 apoxia: Surely no one needs a sign to know to stay away from those fuckers.
Image 227310   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
219
 
 addend: "Short, medium, long, or big-ass?"
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 227309   01-17-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
431
 
 Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.
 Side Boob: USB superposition
 addend: Just like CD-ROMs, right? ...Remember?
Image 227308   01-17-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
240
 
 a robot: Bummer.
Image 227307   01-17-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
430
 
 Peter Pantsless: @grizzly Shit, that sucks. But heroes never really die
 grizzly: @Peter Pantsless he just died :(
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Funny you should mention that. MORE SPACE SHENANIGANS! On Gemini 3, John Young smuggled a corned beef sandwich onboard but it started to fall apart after one bite so he put it away. The US gov't was not amused. The transcript for this incident is also available online.
 dobbiesdoogs: CDR: HAISE PUT A FIRECRACKER IN HIS PENIS AND LIT IT AND NOW THERE ARE PIECES OF PENIS IN THE COMMAND MODULE
 when so: The mustard had already been used in a daring workaround #227269
 apoxia: @a robot But what do space hotdogs look like? I bet they look disgusting and like sandwiches.
 a robot: A hotdog is not a sandwich!
 Peter Pantsless: Wait 'till you see the fart one. Here's a link-WHOOPS. Google it, I guess
Image 227306   01-17-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
420
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Red circle helps, but it would benefit from the following caption. "THE DOG IS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON THE WALL TO[sic]!!!"
 Zukero: You know the drill, dogs.
 Aufziehvogel: Thank you red circle
 Dan Tagonistic: You have a license for that hula hoop doggo?
 a robot: Highly necessary red circle is highly necessary
 Minnesotan: doggo knows what we doin
Image 227305   01-17-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
782
 
 Bagels: That pupper wants to know why he isn't being petted right now
 Peter Pantsless: You know I love danes. Rad
Image 227304   01-17-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
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