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272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

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272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.



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Score:
504
 
 trelyate: passive geese keep sitting
 manlyman: Doesn't look like it's walking to me.
 BavidDowie: Agressive goose, meet agressive my giant boot.
 Capital: Stop reading more walking
 wolfpk: You hear that geese, KEEP WALKING!!!
 apoxia: Surely no one needs a sign to know to stay away from those fuckers.
Image 227310   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
219
 
 addend: Beauty of North Korea.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 227309   01-17-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
431
 
 Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.
 Side Boob: USB superposition
 addend: Just like CD-ROMs, right? ...Remember?
Image 227308   01-17-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
240
 
 a robot: Bummer.
Image 227307   01-17-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
430
 
 Peter Pantsless: @grizzly Shit, that sucks. But heroes never really die
 grizzly: @Peter Pantsless he just died :(
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Funny you should mention that. MORE SPACE SHENANIGANS! On Gemini 3, John Young smuggled a corned beef sandwich onboard but it started to fall apart after one bite so he put it away. The US gov't was not amused. The transcript for this incident is also available online.
 dobbiesdoogs: CDR: HAISE PUT A FIRECRACKER IN HIS PENIS AND LIT IT AND NOW THERE ARE PIECES OF PENIS IN THE COMMAND MODULE
 when so: The mustard had already been used in a daring workaround #227269
 apoxia: @a robot But what do space hotdogs look like? I bet they look disgusting and like sandwiches.
 a robot: A hotdog is not a sandwich!
 Peter Pantsless: Wait 'till you see the fart one. Here's a link-WHOOPS. Google it, I guess
Image 227306   01-17-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
420
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Red circle helps, but it would benefit from the following caption. "THE DOG IS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON THE WALL TO[sic]!!!"
 Zukero: You know the drill, dogs.
 Aufziehvogel: Thank you red circle
 Dan Tagonistic: You have a license for that hula hoop doggo?
 a robot: Highly necessary red circle is highly necessary
 Minnesotan: doggo knows what we doin
Image 227305   01-17-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
782
 
 Bagels: That pupper wants to know why he isn't being petted right now
 Peter Pantsless: You know I love danes. Rad
Image 227304   01-17-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
128
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 227303   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
280
 
 Sandor: Deep thoughts...
 AlexDeLarge: Make life take the lemons back! Demand to see life's manager!
 Mexico: You can distill them into an acid that you can use in your revenge!
Image 227302   01-17-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
65
 
 Side Boob: @PenguinBartender They are in cahoots, I tell you!
 PenguinBartender: @Side Boob I would too if it were the same user doing all of them.
 Side Boob: I'm going to start BADding these.
 Jabberwikket: Wow these people are just not ready for some of the other images here
Image 227301   01-17-18   Uploaded by    twitter
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