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233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.



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 Jabberwikket: Quaid! Rub my belly
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew it's not without it's curses. Beware the One eyed one horned flying purple people eater!
 sparenamelaptopdied: When Bagpuss goes on a trip, all his friends go on a trip
 barfolomew: @Ulillillia you purple people with your purple people powers!
 fanny: ahahah i'm laughing out loud at this! RAD!
 Ulillillia: @barfolomew I'd recommend Aggro-Gator.com instead
 barfolomew: Maybe I should check out this friendly spaceship.com.
Image 227247   01-16-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
806
 
 Peter Pantsless: BREAKING NEWS: kittens are adorable
 bug: Needs more photoshopped eyes.
Image 227246   01-16-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
310
 
 Skinr: "Television can change your mind. Videodrome will change your body."
 Robespierre: Blizzard.
Image 227245   01-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
568
 
 Yurishiro: Ahh it's good to have land
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Teechur: Till along, little doggie.
 Not A Bot: If a man mewled at me while smirking like a hamster during foreplay I'd call the struggle buggy to come haul him away for treatment
Image 227244   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
495
 
 Not A Bot: Eat this!
 Yurishiro: Eggssssssssssss
Image 227243   01-16-18   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
421
 
 fanny: @Ulillillia it's called Swwww because that's the sound the can makes when you open it
 Ulillillia: Nothing like a fresh bag of Pepsi and a refreshing can of Swwww
Image 227242   01-16-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
845
 
 Mr. Shine: So dapper!
 Robespierre: Ay, Jakkie Schtooert! And I awways thot yoo was but a Wee Scot!
Image 227241   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
681
 
 a robot: "Unhand me, fleshy devil!"
 Robespierre: "How can I go cattin' without those cray-ay-ay-azy pink pegged slacks?"
 Side Boob: Related. twitter.com/BBCOne/status/…
Image 227240   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
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 Robespierre: Life can be tuft, ket.
Image 227239   01-16-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @KyleisBobDole They sell a bare-bones joystick w/paddle-style throttle at Best Buy for like $20. It's not ideal, but it works and it's pretty solid for what it is. I used it for a while before I got my Saitek
 KyleisBobDole: @Spazstatic @Peter Pantsless So my controller didn't survive the move. I tried learning how to use mouse and keyboard last night and ended up flying into a sun. Eventually I'll make it out to the black my spaceship friends.
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic The stars call me. I sent you a friend request. Just so you know, I'm not good. I usually fly a fully-upgraded Cobra MkIII. That's my Millennium Falcon. I have several fighters, I have several transport ships, I even have a tourist ship. But when I go out, I want my fucking Cobra
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, completely understand. This is the first time I've been on in at least a month and I haven't actually done anything. Just been sitting in dock. Yep, I'm that guy right now.
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic I actually haven't been on for a while, but I'll look you up next time I head out for sure
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless BTW, while we haven't seen each other in the black, I haven't gotten a friend request either. I know you don't want to post your CMDR name, but if you haven't tried a guess, mine is my username here, with a space, so you can add me.
 Peter Pantsless: @KyleisBobDole @Spazstatic When those fleet carriers come out, we can have an actual friendly spaceship spaceship
 Spazstatic: @KyleisBobDole Friend request sent! (finally) @Peter Pantsless *poke*
 KyleisBobDole: @Spazstatic Not even slightly. I'm in the midst of a vacation in between moving myself so it'll be much longer before I make it on there anyways. I'm the only of my buddies who plays it so I'm looking forward to seeing someone out there!
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic I'm thinking they're just trying to add some variety to the samey-looking worlds in a way that makes some kind of scientific sense. Looks good from what I've seen. Good luck with the moving, buddy
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I'm curious what the new planet updates are going to do. @KyleisBobDole didn't mean to sound like I was ignoring you (it didn't, did it?) I'll add you next time I fire it up which will probably be a few days at least. Packing, moving, and still working full time with a 1 year old isn't my idea of fun nor is it my definition of easy.
 Peter Pantsless: @KyleisBobDole You're on, spacefriend!@Spazstatic Hell yeah. Honestly taking pictures is probably my favorite activity. The whole thing is so achingly beautiful that I mouth "my god" at least once every time I fire it up. As a lifelong space dork, it's a dream come true. o7
 Spazstatic: @KyleisBobDole @Peter Pantsless also, as long as you're having fun, who cares what rating you are. My wife also plays and she doesn't really do anything other than trade missions. The only times she's fired weapons had been accidentally and almost always in the no fire zone. I've done a bit of everything though
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.
 KyleisBobDole: @Peter Pantsless @Spazstatic I last ended up on that big science ship flying around so who knows where I am now,but I'm cmdr drsynthesizer iffen y'all wanna do some AG wing stuff.
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic Honestly I'm actually not very good at the game, but I don't care. I have everything I want. I legit just like to fly around in space and see stuff and take pictures and drive my buggy and bomb around in canyons and sometimes shoot lasers at stuff. I'm tier 0 and it's still my very favorite game.
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I haven't been playing much. I am working on unlocking Palin so I can get those G5 Dirty Drives. I'm at Kuhn visiting Elvira Martuuk so I can "discover" Marco Quent. We're moving so I don't know that I'll be able to get on for the next couple days.
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic I may just skim a liiitle too close while fuel scooping tonight for psychological reasons. Still haven't seen you out there in the black :(
 Jabberwikket: The little cat face in the middle brings it all together
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless silent running always helps keep me warm. Stay safe and warm space friend!
 glenalec: It transcends 'ugly sweater' to a whole new level off horror.
 Peter Pantsless: My furnace died and it's like 0 degrees F here, so I would totally wear that (retreats under blankets)
 jadensmith: Stupid
 Robespierre: Konichiwa, brah?
 sparename: Mummy finally found a use for all those odd bits of wool
Image 227238   01-16-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
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