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263099  tib gubb: kermit should have died with jim henson. the shaaaaaame

263101  tib gubb: dang you snek

263103  tib gubb: yeah, pretty much.

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263073  Robespierre: @WTF Truk dryvr dick to smol tu du thet

263074  Robespierre: This Robert Smith cosplay is weird

263078  Robespierre: Death Row of North Korea

263079  Robespierre: I love a parade

263104  Robespierre: I call the lynx-ish one Tufty

263106  Robespierre: Poseidon returns

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263111  Shay: Timely, yada yada.

263069  Prostata: Freedom of speech gives you the right to act stupid but no immunity from the appearance of such.

263096  Spazstatic: Thank you for your service.

263109  Robespierre: Tuk-tuk is bamboozled

263109  Not A Bot: First, the Santa and the Easter Bunny fall, nothing is as it seems. You run to your parents as your young mind reels with confusion. They stare blankly at you before peeling off rubber masks, revealing they were both Don Knotts all along.

263094  Mr. Whiskers: You look like mochaccino art

263107  WTF: Who is the real Slim Shady?

263098  Mr. Whiskers: Its whiskery in there

263027  rory: @Not A Bot same here

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262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262800 ignatz: @tib gubb vvv

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this



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Score:
554
 
 wooden boy: @Dr Awkward dang
 jokertothethief: Ned's been piough'd.
 fanny: #227192
 Ulillillia: Nopely dopely
 sparenamelaptopdied: "If it blee-diddly-eeds, we can kill it"
 sparenamelaptopdied: Nedator
 Ihminen: Stupid scary Flanders
 Dr Awkward: Hi-diddly ho, terror-ino!
Image 227229   01-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
177
 
 Science: I'm sure he isn't buying all that for a kids sports team or concession stand or anything. Nope, let's take a picture!
 Himesama: When you promise you're going to diet and you buy food for the whole month.
 Ulillillia: Billy Corgan needs electolytes
 fracking: This attempt at cornering the market is going to fall short.
 Uncle Phil: @glenalec I'm not sure that mannequin has internal organs.
 Stoner: I hope he is calling the hospital about his impending multiple-internal-organ failure!
Image 227228   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
258
 
 Dr Awkward: @Yam [dumps 2 liter bottle of Diet Mountain Dew in neighbor's pool]
 Scoo: FILTH DESTROYER is the name of my grindcore band
 Yam: Interestingly one of the best indicators of peeing in the pool is the presence of artificial sweeteners. They pass through pretty much undigested, take long time to decompose and are unlikely to be from a different source
Image 227227   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
239
 
 Ulillillia: But they just did.
 Not A Bot: Mr. Whiskers is so done with your bullshit.
 million laffs: Hey, it works for our 'leaders'.
Image 227226   01-16-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
192
 
 Shay: alistur peed in the pool
 Ulillillia: Moms these days and their creative spellings of their kids' names.
Image 227225   01-16-18   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
373
 
 dangerkeith3000: Howdy cowpoke,.
 ineedhepl: STEPHEN HAWKING'S PREDICTION WILL GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS
 sparenamelaptopdied: Fidora
 m o l e m a n: More stylish than a regular 'cone-of-shame' anti-chew guard.
Image 227224   01-16-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
600
 
 Teechur: Pit Boop.
 Prostata: BOOP!!!
Image 227223   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
465
 
 Mr Bleak: Early each day to the steps of Saint Paul's, The little old drone woman comes, In her own special way to the people she calls, Come, buy my bags full of crumbs, Come feed the little drones, show them you care, And you'll be glad if you do, Their young ones are hungry, Their nests are so bare, All it takes is tuppence from you, Feed the drones, tuppence a bag, Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag, "Feed the drones" that's what she cries, While overhead, her drones fill the skies, All around the cathedral the saints and apostles, Look down as she sells her wares. Although you can't see it, you know they are smiling, Each time
 Mr Bleak: Mary Poppins reboot looking low budget. But without Dick Van Dykes cod accent.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Feed the drones, tuppence a bag
 dangerkeith3000: This episode of Black Mirror is...typical of a Black Mirror episode.
 Not A Bot: Maybe Lynn Poole should've written a book on swimming in the space age.
 Hokie333: For chrissakes, lady, if you feed 'em, we'll have drone shit everywhere!
 Side Boob: In babushka versus drone, my money is on the babushka!
 UnknownSample: ..Topens a bag
 Dr Awkward: pew pew pew!
Image 227222   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
394
 
 grizzly: I HAZ ALL THE TOYZ!
 barfolomew: Good boyes deserve good toyes.
 Ignatius: (Something) smells like his colon.
Image 227221   01-16-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
507
 
 dangerkeith3000: How did I get here? Where does this highway go to? This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!
 guccigucci: Gullible Unravels.
Image 227220   01-16-18   Uploaded by    electrode
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