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234028  Teechur: Bathrooms are more like Petri dishes than Erlenmeyer flasks

234030  Teechur: The Menchies by us has different toppings

234047  ignatz: That's quite enough of that thank you..

234026  grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.

234022  Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Ibiza's gone downscale since the Yanks arrived

234035  bug: *Datum

234022  redmonkey3: GOT IT! - last word in unobstructed sunset viewing (did i get it?)

233989  Robespierre: Pulling out all the stops

234038  Ihminen: kinda grossed out but intriqued at the same time

233991  Robespierre: Borzois were a Thing in my Mum's family

233992  Robespierre: No apology necessary

234038  a sedated moose: Whut?

234038  Dr Awkward: "I cum in pies"

233998  Robespierre: No joy in Mudville

234030  when so: *proceeds to touch all produce*

234004  Robespierre: Toads Of the Short Forest

234011  Robespierre: @addend Yyyyyyyyup ... statistically a 3, I'd say.

234038  when so: This is it. This is the Promised End.

234012  Robespierre: Jeans like those cost $1.99 at Farm 'n' Fleet in 1976.

233937  redmonkey3: the Offal office

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233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

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233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233978 redmonkey3: Mahasamatman

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

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Score:
554
 
 wooden boy: @Dr Awkward dang
 Robespierre: Ned's been piough'd.
 fanny: #227192
 Ulillillia: Nopely dopely
 sparenamelaptopdied: "If it blee-diddly-eeds, we can kill it"
 sparenamelaptopdied: Nedator
 Ihminen: Stupid scary Flanders
 Dr Awkward: Hi-diddly ho, terror-ino!
Image 227229   01-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
177
 
 Science: I'm sure he isn't buying all that for a kids sports team or concession stand or anything. Nope, let's take a picture!
 Himesama: When you promise you're going to diet and you buy food for the whole month.
 Ulillillia: Billy Corgan needs electolytes
 Robespierre: This attempt at cornering the market is going to fall short.
 Uncle Phil: @glenalec I'm not sure that mannequin has internal organs.
 glenalec: I hope he is calling the hospital about his impending multiple-internal-organ failure!
Image 227228   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
258
 
 Dr Awkward: @Yam [dumps 2 liter bottle of Diet Mountain Dew in neighbor's pool]
 Scoo: FILTH DESTROYER is the name of my grindcore band
 Yam: Interestingly one of the best indicators of peeing in the pool is the presence of artificial sweeteners. They pass through pretty much undigested, take long time to decompose and are unlikely to be from a different source
Image 227227   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
239
 
 Ulillillia: But they just did.
 Not A Bot: Mr. Whiskers is so done with your bullshit.
 glenalec: Hey, it works for our 'leaders'.
Image 227226   01-16-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
192
 
 Shay: alistur peed in the pool
 Ulillillia: Moms these days and their creative spellings of their kids' names.
Image 227225   01-16-18   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
373
 
 dangerkeith3000: Howdy cowpoke,.
 Robespierre: STEPHEN HAWKING'S PREDICTION WILL GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS
 sparenamelaptopdied: Fidora
 glenalec: More stylish than a regular 'cone-of-shame' anti-chew guard.
Image 227224   01-16-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
600
 
 Teechur: Pit Boop.
 Prostata: BOOP!!!
Image 227223   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
465
 
 Mr Bleak: Early each day to the steps of Saint Paul's, The little old drone woman comes, In her own special way to the people she calls, Come, buy my bags full of crumbs, Come feed the little drones, show them you care, And you'll be glad if you do, Their young ones are hungry, Their nests are so bare, All it takes is tuppence from you, Feed the drones, tuppence a bag, Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag, "Feed the drones" that's what she cries, While overhead, her drones fill the skies, All around the cathedral the saints and apostles, Look down as she sells her wares. Although you can't see it, you know they are smiling, Each time
 Mr Bleak: Mary Poppins reboot looking low budget. But without Dick Van Dykes cod accent.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Feed the drones, tuppence a bag
 dangerkeith3000: This episode of Black Mirror is...typical of a Black Mirror episode.
 Not A Bot: Maybe Lynn Poole should've written a book on swimming in the space age.
 Hokie333: For chrissakes, lady, if you feed 'em, we'll have drone shit everywhere!
 Side Boob: In babushka versus drone, my money is on the babushka!
 UnknownSample: ..Topens a bag
 Dr Awkward: pew pew pew!
Image 227222   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
394
 
 grizzly: I HAZ ALL THE TOYZ!
 barfolomew: Good boyes deserve good toyes.
 Robespierre: (Something) smells like his colon.
Image 227221   01-16-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
507
 
 dangerkeith3000: How did I get here? Where does this highway go to? This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!
 Robespierre: Gullible Unravels.
Image 227220   01-16-18   Uploaded by    electrode
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