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233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.



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 Micro Jackson: Why am I here? Oh, yes! To wet the floor!
 barfolomew: Hi! I love you!
Image 227186   01-16-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
141
 
 Not A Bot: The square of the distance between their heads is the sum of the squares of their heights
 Mr. Butt: I call them Kevin III - XVII
 fanny: that middle guy looks like bill clinton
Image 227185   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
108
 
 Jabberwikket: 3/10, not extreme enough. Try adding bacon, scotch, & live hornets. FLAVORTOWN FREEBASING !!!!
 funny in the wall: flavors that are copies of copies of copies. way to go, america
 dangerkeith3000: Baking is my passion.
 PenguinBartender: No. NO. NO! *throws computer out window while cursing humanity*
 Ulillillia: Life is a constant process of dying.
 thecraftywolf: that sounds nasty
Image 227184   01-16-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
321
 
 Yurishiro: I don't think they look like that upon hatching.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Sir Hatch-a-lot at your service
 Mad Collager: When you don't have miniature guys with power tools to help you hatch...
 Shay: FIRST.
 Micro Jackson: You're not the only one cracking up
 Mexico: Life is a constant process of dying.
 Amy Housewine: Eggscelent.
Image 227183   01-16-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
285
 
 Micro Jackson: good thing I brought my Speedo
 Yam: Far out, man.
 VoR: Drums as far as the eye can see
 Dr Awkward: heh heh. "340"
Image 227182   01-16-18   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
271
 
 mexican: Fully immersive gameplay.
 Dresdenkeogh: When you're late for the war, but you got a kill streak going
 VoR: My hero!
Image 227181   01-16-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
221
 
 Prostata: @Robespierre going downhill fast
 Jaunty Shrimp: Is this from that Black Mirror program all the youngins have been talking about?
 Micro Jackson: Mom, this is Helen, my fiancee....
 VoR: Doesn't matter what it wears you need to get permission to even touch it on the shoulder
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit Steven Tyler, put some clothes on.
 Robespierre: This TED Talk is something something.
 bug: --and that's when I realized this was going to be an interesting Pre-calculus class.
Image 227180   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
484
 
 Jabberwikket: Nearly topless Nora
 Micro Jackson: A night on the tiles
 dobbiesdoogs: hey! my eyes are over here!
 Side Boob: I didn't know she was canadian
 Robespierre: Delft; certainly not deft.
 Yurishiro: Now that's a curtsey
 barfolomew: 'Scuse me?
Image 227179   01-16-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
551
 
 Micro Jackson: Who is the fuzziest of them all?
Image 227178   01-16-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
411
 
 glenalec: Counter: #227095
 Shay: When you got a time traveling phone booth at your disposal, of course you're ageless.
 Micro Jackson: Keanu believe it?
 Ulillillia: If my skin is that smooth in my 50s I will be quite happy.
 Robespierre: Keen!
 funny in the wall: so he knew how to close his mouth, lost this ability for a bit, but regained it later
 Aufziehvogel: Who is this no descript face?
 Side Boob: Whoa!
Image 227177   01-16-18   Uploaded by    toaster
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