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249520  Telkwa: Hey neighbour - have you seen any lost hopes or dreams around here lately?

249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

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10. aeroaero: 1859 points
11. Vanna: 1833 points
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14. wordjones: 1722 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 Micro Jackson: Why am I here? Oh, yes! To wet the floor!
 barfolomew: Hi! I love you!
Image 227186   01-16-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
 Not A Bot: The square of the distance between their heads is the sum of the squares of their heights
 Mr. Butt: I call them Kevin III - XVII
 fanny: that middle guy looks like bill clinton
Image 227185   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
 Jabberwikket: 3/10, not extreme enough. Try adding bacon, scotch, & live hornets. FLAVORTOWN FREEBASING !!!!
 funny in the wall: flavors that are copies of copies of copies. way to go, america
 dangerkeith3000: Baking is my passion.
 PenguinBartender: No. NO. NO! *throws computer out window while cursing humanity*
 Ulillillia: Life is a constant process of dying.
 thecraftywolf: that sounds nasty
Image 227184   01-16-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
 Yurishiro: I don't think they look like that upon hatching.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Sir Hatch-a-lot at your service
 Mad Collager: When you don't have miniature guys with power tools to help you hatch...
 Shay: FIRST.
 Micro Jackson: You're not the only one cracking up
 Mexico: Life is a constant process of dying.
 Amy Housewine: Eggscelent.
Image 227183   01-16-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
 Micro Jackson: good thing I brought my Speedo
 Yam: Far out, man.
 VoR: Drums as far as the eye can see
 Dr Awkward: heh heh. "340"
Image 227182   01-16-18   Uploaded by    dad
 mexican: Fully immersive gameplay.
 Dresdenkeogh: When you're late for the war, but you got a kill streak going
 VoR: My hero!
Image 227181   01-16-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
 Prostata: @Robespierre going downhill fast
 Jaunty Shrimp: Is this from that Black Mirror program all the youngins have been talking about?
 Micro Jackson: Mom, this is Helen, my fiancee....
 VoR: Doesn't matter what it wears you need to get permission to even touch it on the shoulder
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit Steven Tyler, put some clothes on.
 Jak: This TED Talk is something something.
 bug: --and that's when I realized this was going to be an interesting Pre-calculus class.
Image 227180   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
 Jabberwikket: Nearly topless Nora
 Micro Jackson: A night on the tiles
 dobbiesdoogs: hey! my eyes are over here!
 Side Boob: I didn't know she was canadian
 Wolfy21: Delft; certainly not deft.
 Yurishiro: Now that's a curtsey
 barfolomew: 'Scuse me?
Image 227179   01-16-18   Uploaded by    house md
 Micro Jackson: Who is the fuzziest of them all?
Image 227178   01-16-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
 demonius: Counter: #227095
 Shay: When you got a time traveling phone booth at your disposal, of course you're ageless.
 Micro Jackson: Keanu believe it?
 Ulillillia: If my skin is that smooth in my 50s I will be quite happy.
 Borb Prembus: Keen!
 funny in the wall: so he knew how to close his mouth, lost this ability for a bit, but regained it later
 Aufziehvogel: Who is this no descript face?
 Side Boob: Whoa!
Image 227177   01-16-18   Uploaded by    toaster
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