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238257  tib gubb: join us, alice

238256  dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....

238303  Annoying Vegan : Calvinball was really popular back then

238301  WotGives: Amazing grandmother gets censored but cock is ok. Why are we so offended by the female body?

238279  tib gubb: nah, but for lafs you can shut down the cooling, their fault if they didn't set a temperature shutdown in bios

238313  Nope: The hero we need

238282  dangerkeith3000: Me sitting in the back getting my hair done.

238292  tib gubb: heroes of might and magic 3 is pretty good. not that good, though

238300  tib gubb: classic. stupid, but no real danger... until somebody puts their dick on it...

238292  dangerkeith3000: My prospects of getting a Russian wife are looking better!

238302  tib gubb: there's a trick to this that i learned from monopoly - always round down, then the error is in your favor.

238293  dangerkeith3000: Those wacky Nazis!

238296  dangerkeith3000: Why he make you sit in the back?

238296  tib gubb: "see! 100% not racist!"

238226  Entertainmentalist: It just works, no matter how you look at it, a match made in heaven.

238302  dangerkeith3000: It always better to realize you have more money than you thought, yes.

238303  illBilliam: The early days of Rocket League

238280  Not A Bot: Scar! brother, help me!

238296  Ulillillia: I FUCKING LOVE UBER

238309  Nope: see user name

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2. Robespierre
3. glenalec
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9. Whatever
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238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238171 glenalec: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!

238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238194 glenalec: @Spazstatic - it's all a factor in a complex cycle of life crapping on you.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

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Uncle Larry uploaded 237996 (930 points)
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10. Horp Lello: 2036 points
11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
12. Taters: 1884 points
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14. deadwombat: 1783 points
15. demonius: 1718 points
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 Teechur: @Prostata Even though I deny it...and my cronies back me up .... I said it.
 RiderFan: Butthead would be a better president.
 well duh: I personally feel that this is a deep insult to the fine, outstanding legacy that is Beavis and Butthead.
 Robespierre: @Hyphae Pissed-Off Gym Teacher = Campaign Trail Don.
 dangerkeith3000: heh heh heh....VLADIMIR POOTIN'
 Mr. Whiskers: @Hyphae No, Sanders is the Principal. They have the same voice.
 Sadbot: @Hyphae Alex Jones
 Ulillillia: Heh m heh heh, you said grab them by the...
 Hyphae: (Offscreen is Daria as Hilary Clinton, that hippy teacher dude as Sanders, and the Hank Hill prototype neighbor as Mitch McConnell) ...don't kow who the pissed off gym teacher would be, though
 Sadbot: "Here lies Pence; he scored with a horse"
 tib gubb: uhhuhuh europeans are fartknockers... heheheh yeah
 Prostata: heh heh heh heh heh heh... i said "shithole"... heh heh heh
 Robespierre: And here they are: Tanning Bed Don and Ghost Hair Liah!
Image 227004   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Felicity: Is that that talking dog that tells you not smoke pot?
 addend: The night is dark, but not dark enough.
 Annoying Vegan : I love you too, cool dog!
 Robespierre: That's a weird case of the hiccups, right there.
Image 227003   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
 Felicity: That wacky Harrison Ford
 carpwoman: @RiderFan - Is that why she didn't see the cliff?
 VeeKay: For Christ's fucking sake Sullenberger, how many times have we had to talk about this?
 Not A Bot: oh my god
 RiderFan: "Here we see the airliner on the hillside laying her eyes, so that her young may hatch in safety."
 Side Boob: That'll buff right out
 a robot: The airplane just wanted a drink of water, ok?
 Prostata: see also: "Doing it wrong"
 Robespierre: Ripped from yesterday's front pages!
Image 227002   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mr. Shine: *flap*
 tib gubb: the latest in stealth technology...
Image 227001   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mr Bleak: After the collapse of Wayne Enterprises Batman had to make economies.
 well duh: Quick! To the battery-assisted, internal gear hub driven BatCommuterCycle! *ring ring!*
 Robespierre: The Cycle of Life applies to Batman, too.
Image 227000   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
 addend: "Let's place it there, beside the vase."
 Weedheart: Stupid...
 Mad Collager: It's adjustable - just rub it a few times.
 VeeKay: Grandma's favorite seat in the house.
 VoR: Penis
 Robespierre: Choadstool.
Image 226999   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
 ping: That's a nice cock... I mean mug. Mug. Er... yeah.
 Mr. Shine: Now discredited!
 VeeKay: Talking about my Atom Heart Mother to Pink Freud.
 Shay: Word to your brother...I mean mother!
 Yurishiro: Motherloving Freud!
 VoR: I'd love an average mother
Image 226998   01-15-18   Uploaded by    kswat
 Yurishiro: Man remember the eighties? What?? 2012??
 Science: Face. FACE!
 Mr. Butt: These are my people.
 Robespierre: Livin' on the EDGE, lads.
Image 226997   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
 addend: I hope this rainstorm is brief.
 Bohab: Strictly enforced by your biology
 a sedated moose: A wise man once said "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"
 WTF: Unless you are a fish then please do.
Image 226996   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
 Side Boob: @Yam I agree. There are always other factors at play, and you have named quite a few good ones (don't get me started on corn subsidies). I still maintain that in most cases, 98% of the blame rests on the individual. Just my $.02
 Mr. Butt: @Yurishiro July 9. Easy to remember, because it's also Tom Hanks' birthday.
 Yam: @Side Boob Theres a lot of truth and insight in what youre saying, and I think personal responsibility is a major contributor, but I do think there are other factors at play. I think the food pyramid and decades of telling people to eat low fat have done a lot of harm. I think corn subsidies have too. Propagation of fad diets and supplements and super foods have fucked with a lot of peoples good intentions. Food desserts are a real problem. There are a lot of changes we can make as a society to help the problem, apart from solely relying on every individuals sense of responsibility.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Tolerance and support are what everyone needs. Unfortunately it's in short supply.
 Yurishiro: @Mr. Butt Wow, some memory you have there mr butt I bet you never forget mrs butt birthday!
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob I completely agree, but it's not so easy for most People to be as brave as you to admit all of that. Facing ourselves and Facing our faults and responsibilities, realizing where we are wrong and where we are right requires very deep thinking, courage and strenght of character. Some People can easily, other not easily at all. There even are some People Who when forcefully put to face their faults, upon realization can't even bear to live with it and commit suicide. The key is in tolerance and supportive advice
 Side Boob: Real Talk: I'm overweight because I'm lazy. It's all my fault. I eat too much crap food, even though there are healthy choices available to me. I can cook, but I choose not to. If I'm too large for an airline seat, automobile, whatever, it's my fault. Nobody owes me wider seats or larger doors. Getting fat is easy. Like really easy. Losing the weight is hard. It's been this way forever, long before fast food and fizzy sodas that everyone likes to blame. The problem, outside of glandular issues and drug side effects, rests solely on the person. I'd love someone to blame for my being overweight, but it's my fault. The REAL issue is that nobody wants to accept responsibility for their actions.
 Yam: @Sadbot I agree with that as well. There are a lot of systemic challenges to attaining better health as it relates to weight, as well as when it doesnt. The economic realities of a huge portion of people in western society make healthy living incredibly difficult. The North American food system is at the very least misguided, if not broken. Access to competent health care is still not nearly as universal as I feel it ought to be. My feeling on fat acceptance is that its a positive thing and helps everyone to feel good in their body, I just worry at times it covers for some of the more societal level challenges people face, and in some extreme cases, counteracts attempts to help people live healthier lives (for example, the backlash against Michele Obamas work to improve the qualit
 Yam: @jochenau Completely agree. I think the best way forward is to encourage everyone to make heathiet lifestyle choices by being supportive, not judgemental. Fat acceptance is a great thing on the whole, I just feel like at times it gets seen as being in opposition to fitness and nutrition influencers, when I think the two can be quite complementary.
 Sadbot: @jochenau @Yam Unfortunately most people like to attack the victims of systemic problems rather than the systems. I would bet my meager savings on an enforced 36hr work week reducing the average weight of U.S. citizens. I used to have a job around those hours and I felt great having an entire afternoon mid-week to get some exercise or cook a decent meal. The real disgusting moral failures are the people who work us to death with no time off for stress release.
 Robespierre: @Yam If that's the case, perhaps we should also be more realistic about the challenges the widespread plague of people living past the age of 50 poses to the healthcare system as well.
 jochenau: @Yam I think we should definitely acknowledge and be aware of the health problems associated with obesity, but I also think we should stop treating fat people as moral failures and objects of disgust.
 Yam: Im all for fat acceptance as long as were still realistic about the challenges widespread obesity poses to the healthcare system, if that makes sense?
 Side Boob: How is it decolonization? Are you being kicked out of America? Denied the opportunity to go to Mars, maybe?
 WTF: @Mr. Butt Unfortunately she's still waiting.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.
 Mr. Butt: Got it! #63761
 Mr. Butt: I remember that this was posted over two years ago, and I commented something like: "I bet this is what it's like to read freshman philosophy essays."
 Micro Jackson: Colon joke?
Image 226995   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Beer 30
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