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273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

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273224 FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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 Teechur: @Prostata Even though I deny it...and my cronies back me up .... I said it.
 RiderFan: Butthead would be a better president.
 well duh: I personally feel that this is a deep insult to the fine, outstanding legacy that is Beavis and Butthead.
 tane: @Hyphae Pissed-Off Gym Teacher = Campaign Trail Don.
 dangerkeith3000: heh heh heh....VLADIMIR POOTIN'
 Mr. Butt: ARE YOU THREATENING ME!!? I NEED ICBMs FOR MY BUNGHOLE.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Hyphae No, Sanders is the Principal. They have the same voice.
 Sadbot: @Hyphae Alex Jones
 Ulillillia: Heh m heh heh, you said grab them by the...
 Hyphae: (Offscreen is Daria as Hilary Clinton, that hippy teacher dude as Sanders, and the Hank Hill prototype neighbor as Mitch McConnell) ...don't kow who the pissed off gym teacher would be, though
 Sadbot: "Here lies Pence; he scored with a horse"
 tib gubb: uhhuhuh europeans are fartknockers... heheheh yeah
 Prostata: heh heh heh heh heh heh... i said "shithole"... heh heh heh
 TheTakeDown: And here they are: Tanning Bed Don and Ghost Hair Liah!
Image 227004   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
329
 
 uncannie: Is that that talking dog that tells you not smoke pot?
 addend: The night is dark, but not dark enough.
 Annoying Vegan : I love you too, cool dog!
 silver: That's a weird case of the hiccups, right there.
Image 227003   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
713
 
 Chocolate Pain: That wacky Harrison Ford
 carpwoman: @RiderFan - Is that why she didn't see the cliff?
 Rent A Dog: For Christ's fucking sake Sullenberger, how many times have we had to talk about this?
 Not A Bot: oh my god
 RiderFan: "Here we see the airliner on the hillside laying her eyes, so that her young may hatch in safety."
 Side Boob: That'll buff right out
 a robot: The airplane just wanted a drink of water, ok?
 Prostata: see also: "Doing it wrong"
 logan: Ripped from yesterday's front pages!
Image 227002   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
1162
 
 Mr. Shine: *flap*
 tib gubb: the latest in stealth technology...
Image 227001   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
374
 
 Mr Bleak: After the collapse of Wayne Enterprises Batman had to make economies.
 well duh: Quick! To the battery-assisted, internal gear hub driven BatCommuterCycle! *ring ring!*
 luxbu: The Cycle of Life applies to Batman, too.
Image 227000   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
407
 
 addend: "Let's place it there, beside the vase."
 Weedheart: Stupid...
 Mad Collager: It's adjustable - just rub it a few times.
 karpeles: Grandma's favorite seat in the house.
 betamax: Penis
 omgpro: Choadstool.
Image 226999   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
508
 
 ping: That's a nice cock... I mean mug. Mug. Er... yeah.
 Mr. Shine: Now discredited!
 superfudge: Talking about my Atom Heart Mother to Pink Freud.
 Shay: Word to your brother...I mean mother!
 manlyman: Motherloving Freud!
 Paint Chips: I'd love an average mother
Image 226998   01-15-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
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 Weather: Man remember the eighties? What?? 2012??
 Science: Face. FACE!
 Mr. Butt: These are my people.
 kensin: Livin' on the EDGE, lads.
Image 226997   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
362
 
 addend: I hope this rainstorm is brief.
 Bohab: Strictly enforced by your biology
 a sedated moose: A wise man once said "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"
 WTF: Unless you are a fish then please do.
Image 226996   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
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 Side Boob: @Yam I agree. There are always other factors at play, and you have named quite a few good ones (don't get me started on corn subsidies). I still maintain that in most cases, 98% of the blame rests on the individual. Just my $.02
 Mr. Butt: @Yurishiro July 9. Easy to remember, because it's also Tom Hanks' birthday.
 Yam: @Side Boob Theres a lot of truth and insight in what youre saying, and I think personal responsibility is a major contributor, but I do think there are other factors at play. I think the food pyramid and decades of telling people to eat low fat have done a lot of harm. I think corn subsidies have too. Propagation of fad diets and supplements and super foods have fucked with a lot of peoples good intentions. Food desserts are a real problem. There are a lot of changes we can make as a society to help the problem, apart from solely relying on every individuals sense of responsibility.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Tolerance and support are what everyone needs. Unfortunately it's in short supply.
 romangreek: @Mr. Butt Wow, some memory you have there mr butt I bet you never forget mrs butt birthday!
 thrilhouse: @Side Boob I completely agree, but it's not so easy for most People to be as brave as you to admit all of that. Facing ourselves and Facing our faults and responsibilities, realizing where we are wrong and where we are right requires very deep thinking, courage and strenght of character. Some People can easily, other not easily at all. There even are some People Who when forcefully put to face their faults, upon realization can't even bear to live with it and commit suicide. The key is in tolerance and supportive advice
 Side Boob: Real Talk: I'm overweight because I'm lazy. It's all my fault. I eat too much crap food, even though there are healthy choices available to me. I can cook, but I choose not to. If I'm too large for an airline seat, automobile, whatever, it's my fault. Nobody owes me wider seats or larger doors. Getting fat is easy. Like really easy. Losing the weight is hard. It's been this way forever, long before fast food and fizzy sodas that everyone likes to blame. The problem, outside of glandular issues and drug side effects, rests solely on the person. I'd love someone to blame for my being overweight, but it's my fault. The REAL issue is that nobody wants to accept responsibility for their actions.
 Yam: @Sadbot I agree with that as well. There are a lot of systemic challenges to attaining better health as it relates to weight, as well as when it doesnt. The economic realities of a huge portion of people in western society make healthy living incredibly difficult. The North American food system is at the very least misguided, if not broken. Access to competent health care is still not nearly as universal as I feel it ought to be. My feeling on fat acceptance is that its a positive thing and helps everyone to feel good in their body, I just worry at times it covers for some of the more societal level challenges people face, and in some extreme cases, counteracts attempts to help people live healthier lives (for example, the backlash against Michele Obamas work to improve the qualit
 Yam: @jochenau Completely agree. I think the best way forward is to encourage everyone to make heathiet lifestyle choices by being supportive, not judgemental. Fat acceptance is a great thing on the whole, I just feel like at times it gets seen as being in opposition to fitness and nutrition influencers, when I think the two can be quite complementary.
 Sadbot: @jochenau @Yam Unfortunately most people like to attack the victims of systemic problems rather than the systems. I would bet my meager savings on an enforced 36hr work week reducing the average weight of U.S. citizens. I used to have a job around those hours and I felt great having an entire afternoon mid-week to get some exercise or cook a decent meal. The real disgusting moral failures are the people who work us to death with no time off for stress release.
 Tacorleone: @Yam If that's the case, perhaps we should also be more realistic about the challenges the widespread plague of people living past the age of 50 poses to the healthcare system as well.
 jochenau: @Yam I think we should definitely acknowledge and be aware of the health problems associated with obesity, but I also think we should stop treating fat people as moral failures and objects of disgust.
 Yam: Im all for fat acceptance as long as were still realistic about the challenges widespread obesity poses to the healthcare system, if that makes sense?
 Side Boob: How is it decolonization? Are you being kicked out of America? Denied the opportunity to go to Mars, maybe?
 WTF: @Mr. Butt Unfortunately she's still waiting.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.
 Mr. Butt: Got it! #63761
 Mr. Butt: I remember that this was posted over two years ago, and I commented something like: "I bet this is what it's like to read freshman philosophy essays."
 Micro Jackson: Colon joke?
Image 226995   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Beer 30
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