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249329  Prostata: booped

249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

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249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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 Mr Bleak: After the collapse of Wayne Enterprises Batman had to make economies.
 well duh: Quick! To the battery-assisted, internal gear hub driven BatCommuterCycle! *ring ring!*
 luxbu: The Cycle of Life applies to Batman, too.
Image 227000   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
407
 
 addend: "Let's place it there, beside the vase."
 Weedheart: Stupid...
 Mad Collager: It's adjustable - just rub it a few times.
 VeeKay: Grandma's favorite seat in the house.
 VoR: Penis
 omgpro: Choadstool.
Image 226999   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
508
 
 ping: That's a nice cock... I mean mug. Mug. Er... yeah.
 Mr. Shine: Now discredited!
 VeeKay: Talking about my Atom Heart Mother to Pink Freud.
 Shay: Word to your brother...I mean mother!
 Yurishiro: Motherloving Freud!
 VoR: I'd love an average mother
Image 226998   01-15-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
212
 
 Yurishiro: Man remember the eighties? What?? 2012??
 Science: Face. FACE!
 Mr. Butt: These are my people.
 kensin: Livin' on the EDGE, lads.
Image 226997   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
362
 
 addend: I hope this rainstorm is brief.
 Bohab: Strictly enforced by your biology
 a sedated moose: A wise man once said "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"
 WTF: Unless you are a fish then please do.
Image 226996   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
146
 
 Side Boob: @Yam I agree. There are always other factors at play, and you have named quite a few good ones (don't get me started on corn subsidies). I still maintain that in most cases, 98% of the blame rests on the individual. Just my $.02
 Mr. Butt: @Yurishiro July 9. Easy to remember, because it's also Tom Hanks' birthday.
 Yam: @Side Boob Theres a lot of truth and insight in what youre saying, and I think personal responsibility is a major contributor, but I do think there are other factors at play. I think the food pyramid and decades of telling people to eat low fat have done a lot of harm. I think corn subsidies have too. Propagation of fad diets and supplements and super foods have fucked with a lot of peoples good intentions. Food desserts are a real problem. There are a lot of changes we can make as a society to help the problem, apart from solely relying on every individuals sense of responsibility.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Tolerance and support are what everyone needs. Unfortunately it's in short supply.
 Yurishiro: @Mr. Butt Wow, some memory you have there mr butt I bet you never forget mrs butt birthday!
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob I completely agree, but it's not so easy for most People to be as brave as you to admit all of that. Facing ourselves and Facing our faults and responsibilities, realizing where we are wrong and where we are right requires very deep thinking, courage and strenght of character. Some People can easily, other not easily at all. There even are some People Who when forcefully put to face their faults, upon realization can't even bear to live with it and commit suicide. The key is in tolerance and supportive advice
 Side Boob: Real Talk: I'm overweight because I'm lazy. It's all my fault. I eat too much crap food, even though there are healthy choices available to me. I can cook, but I choose not to. If I'm too large for an airline seat, automobile, whatever, it's my fault. Nobody owes me wider seats or larger doors. Getting fat is easy. Like really easy. Losing the weight is hard. It's been this way forever, long before fast food and fizzy sodas that everyone likes to blame. The problem, outside of glandular issues and drug side effects, rests solely on the person. I'd love someone to blame for my being overweight, but it's my fault. The REAL issue is that nobody wants to accept responsibility for their actions.
 Yam: @Sadbot I agree with that as well. There are a lot of systemic challenges to attaining better health as it relates to weight, as well as when it doesnt. The economic realities of a huge portion of people in western society make healthy living incredibly difficult. The North American food system is at the very least misguided, if not broken. Access to competent health care is still not nearly as universal as I feel it ought to be. My feeling on fat acceptance is that its a positive thing and helps everyone to feel good in their body, I just worry at times it covers for some of the more societal level challenges people face, and in some extreme cases, counteracts attempts to help people live healthier lives (for example, the backlash against Michele Obamas work to improve the qualit
 Yam: @jochenau Completely agree. I think the best way forward is to encourage everyone to make heathiet lifestyle choices by being supportive, not judgemental. Fat acceptance is a great thing on the whole, I just feel like at times it gets seen as being in opposition to fitness and nutrition influencers, when I think the two can be quite complementary.
 Sadbot: @jochenau @Yam Unfortunately most people like to attack the victims of systemic problems rather than the systems. I would bet my meager savings on an enforced 36hr work week reducing the average weight of U.S. citizens. I used to have a job around those hours and I felt great having an entire afternoon mid-week to get some exercise or cook a decent meal. The real disgusting moral failures are the people who work us to death with no time off for stress release.
 Tacorleone: @Yam If that's the case, perhaps we should also be more realistic about the challenges the widespread plague of people living past the age of 50 poses to the healthcare system as well.
 jochenau: @Yam I think we should definitely acknowledge and be aware of the health problems associated with obesity, but I also think we should stop treating fat people as moral failures and objects of disgust.
 Yam: Im all for fat acceptance as long as were still realistic about the challenges widespread obesity poses to the healthcare system, if that makes sense?
 Side Boob: How is it decolonization? Are you being kicked out of America? Denied the opportunity to go to Mars, maybe?
 WTF: @Mr. Butt Unfortunately she's still waiting.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.
 Mr. Butt: Got it! #63761
 Mr. Butt: I remember that this was posted over two years ago, and I commented something like: "I bet this is what it's like to read freshman philosophy essays."
 Micro Jackson: Colon joke?
Image 226995   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
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 Mad Collager: @Micro Jackson So, this must've been shot in Puerto Rico.
 UltraBeverly: I still maintain that in most cases, 98% of the blame rests on the individual. Just my $.02
 Micro Jackson: Gotta get the house lookin good for when FEMA finally gets here
 Amy Housewine: I swear that this was a temple in the middle of a swamp that I saw when I played World Of Warcraft years ago.
 Side Boob: Goddam HOA! Have to keep the yard maintained.
Image 226994   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: Fucken dorfs.
Image 226993   01-15-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
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 DarkTeddy: Its a pretty nice painting
Image 226992   01-15-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
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 Dresdenkeogh: I remember this pretty clearly, but I do have scrotal recall
 Mr. Shine: *honk*
 Yurishiro: This elephants exhibit is weird
 dangerkeith3000: Someone really likes balls, I see...
 Micro Jackson: Scrotum scrutiny
 Side Boob: She seems...nice?
 FatTigerWoods: Mom and dad still got it. Hopefully they lose it soon.
 funny in the wall: sacs of things are funny. sacs of sacflies are especially funny
 Spazstatic: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 226991   01-15-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
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