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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
407
 
 addend: "Let's place it there, beside the vase."
 Weedheart: Stupid...
 Mad Collager: It's adjustable - just rub it a few times.
 VeeKay: Grandma's favorite seat in the house.
 VoR: Penis
 omgpro: Choadstool.
Image 226999   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
508
 
 ping: That's a nice cock... I mean mug. Mug. Er... yeah.
 Mr. Shine: Now discredited!
 VeeKay: Talking about my Atom Heart Mother to Pink Freud.
 Shay: Word to your brother...I mean mother!
 manlyman: Motherloving Freud!
 VoR: I'd love an average mother
Image 226998   01-15-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
212
 
 Weather: Man remember the eighties? What?? 2012??
 Science: Face. FACE!
 Mr. Butt: These are my people.
 kensin: Livin' on the EDGE, lads.
Image 226997   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
362
 
 addend: I hope this rainstorm is brief.
 Bohab: Strictly enforced by your biology
 a sedated moose: A wise man once said "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"
 WTF: Unless you are a fish then please do.
Image 226996   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
146
 
 Side Boob: @Yam I agree. There are always other factors at play, and you have named quite a few good ones (don't get me started on corn subsidies). I still maintain that in most cases, 98% of the blame rests on the individual. Just my $.02
 Mr. Butt: @Yurishiro July 9. Easy to remember, because it's also Tom Hanks' birthday.
 Yam: @Side Boob Theres a lot of truth and insight in what youre saying, and I think personal responsibility is a major contributor, but I do think there are other factors at play. I think the food pyramid and decades of telling people to eat low fat have done a lot of harm. I think corn subsidies have too. Propagation of fad diets and supplements and super foods have fucked with a lot of peoples good intentions. Food desserts are a real problem. There are a lot of changes we can make as a society to help the problem, apart from solely relying on every individuals sense of responsibility.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Tolerance and support are what everyone needs. Unfortunately it's in short supply.
 romangreek: @Mr. Butt Wow, some memory you have there mr butt I bet you never forget mrs butt birthday!
 thrilhouse: @Side Boob I completely agree, but it's not so easy for most People to be as brave as you to admit all of that. Facing ourselves and Facing our faults and responsibilities, realizing where we are wrong and where we are right requires very deep thinking, courage and strenght of character. Some People can easily, other not easily at all. There even are some People Who when forcefully put to face their faults, upon realization can't even bear to live with it and commit suicide. The key is in tolerance and supportive advice
 Side Boob: Real Talk: I'm overweight because I'm lazy. It's all my fault. I eat too much crap food, even though there are healthy choices available to me. I can cook, but I choose not to. If I'm too large for an airline seat, automobile, whatever, it's my fault. Nobody owes me wider seats or larger doors. Getting fat is easy. Like really easy. Losing the weight is hard. It's been this way forever, long before fast food and fizzy sodas that everyone likes to blame. The problem, outside of glandular issues and drug side effects, rests solely on the person. I'd love someone to blame for my being overweight, but it's my fault. The REAL issue is that nobody wants to accept responsibility for their actions.
 Yam: @Sadbot I agree with that as well. There are a lot of systemic challenges to attaining better health as it relates to weight, as well as when it doesnt. The economic realities of a huge portion of people in western society make healthy living incredibly difficult. The North American food system is at the very least misguided, if not broken. Access to competent health care is still not nearly as universal as I feel it ought to be. My feeling on fat acceptance is that its a positive thing and helps everyone to feel good in their body, I just worry at times it covers for some of the more societal level challenges people face, and in some extreme cases, counteracts attempts to help people live healthier lives (for example, the backlash against Michele Obamas work to improve the qualit
 Yam: @jochenau Completely agree. I think the best way forward is to encourage everyone to make heathiet lifestyle choices by being supportive, not judgemental. Fat acceptance is a great thing on the whole, I just feel like at times it gets seen as being in opposition to fitness and nutrition influencers, when I think the two can be quite complementary.
 Sadbot: @jochenau @Yam Unfortunately most people like to attack the victims of systemic problems rather than the systems. I would bet my meager savings on an enforced 36hr work week reducing the average weight of U.S. citizens. I used to have a job around those hours and I felt great having an entire afternoon mid-week to get some exercise or cook a decent meal. The real disgusting moral failures are the people who work us to death with no time off for stress release.
 Tacorleone: @Yam If that's the case, perhaps we should also be more realistic about the challenges the widespread plague of people living past the age of 50 poses to the healthcare system as well.
 jochenau: @Yam I think we should definitely acknowledge and be aware of the health problems associated with obesity, but I also think we should stop treating fat people as moral failures and objects of disgust.
 Yam: Im all for fat acceptance as long as were still realistic about the challenges widespread obesity poses to the healthcare system, if that makes sense?
 Side Boob: How is it decolonization? Are you being kicked out of America? Denied the opportunity to go to Mars, maybe?
 WTF: @Mr. Butt Unfortunately she's still waiting.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.
 Mr. Butt: Got it! #63761
 Mr. Butt: I remember that this was posted over two years ago, and I commented something like: "I bet this is what it's like to read freshman philosophy essays."
 Micro Jackson: Colon joke?
Image 226995   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
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 Mad Collager: @Micro Jackson So, this must've been shot in Puerto Rico.
 UltraBeverly: I still maintain that in most cases, 98% of the blame rests on the individual. Just my $.02
 Micro Jackson: Gotta get the house lookin good for when FEMA finally gets here
 Amy Housewine: I swear that this was a temple in the middle of a swamp that I saw when I played World Of Warcraft years ago.
 Side Boob: Goddam HOA! Have to keep the yard maintained.
Image 226994   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
719
 
 Amy Housewine: Fucken dorfs.
Image 226993   01-15-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
584
 
 DarkTeddy: Its a pretty nice painting
Image 226992   01-15-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
518
 
 Dresdenkeogh: I remember this pretty clearly, but I do have scrotal recall
 Mr. Shine: *honk*
 mark64: This elephants exhibit is weird
 dangerkeith3000: Someone really likes balls, I see...
 Micro Jackson: Scrotum scrutiny
 Side Boob: She seems...nice?
 FatTigerWoods: Mom and dad still got it. Hopefully they lose it soon.
 funny in the wall: sacs of things are funny. sacs of sacflies are especially funny
 Spazstatic: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 226991   01-15-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
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 UltraBeverly: Dances with Wolves ruined me for all other woodwinds.
 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, Oboe Man
 Nope: SNIPER, GET DOWN!!!!!!!
 Micro Jackson: Bassoon................
 Amy Housewine: These vape things get bigger and bigger.
 Ulillillia: The lone oboeman
Image 226990   01-15-18   Uploaded by    sad face
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