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273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

273106  fishing: by Chuck Tingle

273106  majorchamp: This explains so much.

273017  tib gubb: what an asshole

273062  dobbiesdoogs: well, if the lycanthropy gene is dominant, there's still a one in four chance you don't get it

273095  Incubi: I bet Indiana Jones is in there

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....



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268
 
 dope: @sparename China is THE world leader in electric and hybrib vehicle manufacture and supply. In Beijing specifically, buying an electric car entiles the buyer to a free number plate and many other benifits.
 E. HONDA: This is in Beijing
 clueful: Pointillist photography is a thing. Or something.
 Donut: All it'd take is one Pinto and...BOOOOOOOM!
 Side Boob: Everyone honk your horn. That will make things go faster!
 Mr. Pepper: Jeez, where is this nightmare?
 sparename: "Hey, why not just add a bit more tax on fuel to pay for roads? the more people use roads - the more they pay. We just need to count cars on each road to allocate funds" .. "How is that needlessly over-complicated in any way, dumbass??? let's waste huuuuge areas of land making massive toll plazas to piss everyone off, delaying them unecessarily, creating hotspots of pollution, tracking their every move by GPS and payment cards AND making them burn MORE fuel in a very inefficient way"
Image 226753   01-14-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
343
 
 logono: This is sad
 Weather: And what living habits were those? A buffet a day 'til your life goes away?
 Donut: "Continued obesity"? You're making it sound so nice.
 Aufziehvogel: May his good work live on
Image 226752   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
194
 
 brown tony: Come to little bits!
 charlemagne: never step back into the lift. stride forward and forge a new destiny. never look back
 WTF: Reminds me of the Garbage Pail Kids card "Cheeky Charles"
 sparename: Was this taken in Itchycoo Park?
 Porm Munties: This trick makes everyone look like Wayne Rooney
Image 226751   01-14-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
445
 
 wolfpk: I am pretty sure giraffes are vegetarians.
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 a robot: In the original Zoo Tycoon, guests could get eaten by all the large predators, naturally, and also by the penguins for some reason
 Gomi Day: i really want to see someone mauled and eaten by a giraffe, tbh.
 Jennysaurus: Must be somewhere in Britain.
 Amy Housewine: Remember Harambe.
 Side Boob: I bet Im delicious
 addend: True, I am riddled with toxins and not so tasty.
Image 226750   01-14-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
227
 
 Remp Wulgus: TS;DR
 mrwiffler: @addend Turning Yoko down improves this immeasurably.
 tib gubb: tea party?
 addend: The audio captcha is modem/fax connection negotiation over a Yoko Ono song.
Image 226749   01-14-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
667
 
 mom: Ewwww. That smells nothing like another dog's butt.
 Donut: Dude, I just peed on that.
 conner: ERMAHGERD FLERWERT
Image 226748   01-14-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
157
 
 Korrok: Kinky.
 sparename: "Vegan Truffle" sounds like a euphemism, too
Image 226747   01-14-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
568
 
 waynelord: This was all well and good until I noticed Trump and that porn star in the lower left corner.
 Donut: In this week's Pulp Fiction: Genie Bowling Night! Magical Disagreement! I Married Bacon!
 Amy Housewine: What odds can you get on the battle between Tall Wizard and Tiny Stage Magician? I think an underdog pick could pay off.
 sparename: @Yurishiro Is your boyfriend a jpg?
 Slug Wind: Is your boyfriend a pig? (yes)
 charlemagne: this one is still in the original packaging
Image 226746   01-14-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
663
 
 Donut: I went poop somewhere in the house. You try to find it.
Image 226745   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
531
 
 tess: @VeeKay "Fashion" = Goon Squad. Look it up.
 HairyNips: It's called 'fashion'. Look it up.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Before we meet her, I should tell you that she's a little eccentric.
 phil: Lookit me! LOOKIT MEEEEEE!
 FabricMan: "We need a celebrity to promote our new sunglasses." "Get me Elton John!"
 sparename: Looks a bit like Glenn 'Too' Close For Comfort
 addend: "The glare off these lapels is blinding! Where are my sunglasses?"
Image 226744   01-14-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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