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273408  whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273408  Bob: @Dr Awkward Please tell us about your goats and post photos. Goats are super rad.

273417  Bob: I do. NGAF.

273429  fullofwind: Wasnt there a whole website for this back in the day? Bert is Evil or something?

273038  Mr Bleak: Spring is here, the grass is riz, I wonder where, those damn cats is?

273415  originaluser: I've noticed that Nathan Jones' role in any martial arts movie is to be the blustery, brutish American who gets his butt kicked by an Asian martial artist that's half his size. 'The Protector', 'Fearless', etc.

273044  Mr Bleak: @Bob Yeah. But ... how's the WiFi?

273429  ignatz: Thus wasn't funny when Michael McIntyre dud it, and it's still not funny

273419  Sadbot: Nice...blaze it

273428  Sauce Packets: Our lab has a good track record

273428  phailsauce: Wet dog=happy dog

273418  Dresdenkeogh: And youre an old dull duck.

273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

273375  DrNinjaman: Somebody's been making out...

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273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273255 LurkedMoar: Rats!

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...



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Score:
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 mom: Ewwww. That smells nothing like another dog's butt.
 Donut: Dude, I just peed on that.
 conner: ERMAHGERD FLERWERT
Image 226748   01-14-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
157
 
 Korrok: Kinky.
 sparename: "Vegan Truffle" sounds like a euphemism, too
Image 226747   01-14-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
568
 
 waynelord: This was all well and good until I noticed Trump and that porn star in the lower left corner.
 Donut: In this week's Pulp Fiction: Genie Bowling Night! Magical Disagreement! I Married Bacon!
 Amy Housewine: What odds can you get on the battle between Tall Wizard and Tiny Stage Magician? I think an underdog pick could pay off.
 sparename: @Yurishiro Is your boyfriend a jpg?
 Slug Wind: Is your boyfriend a pig? (yes)
 charlemagne: this one is still in the original packaging
Image 226746   01-14-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
663
 
 Donut: I went poop somewhere in the house. You try to find it.
Image 226745   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
531
 
 tess: @VeeKay "Fashion" = Goon Squad. Look it up.
 HairyNips: It's called 'fashion'. Look it up.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Before we meet her, I should tell you that she's a little eccentric.
 phil: Lookit me! LOOKIT MEEEEEE!
 FabricMan: "We need a celebrity to promote our new sunglasses." "Get me Elton John!"
 sparename: Looks a bit like Glenn 'Too' Close For Comfort
 addend: "The glare off these lapels is blinding! Where are my sunglasses?"
Image 226744   01-14-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
208
 
 Mumbo Dingus: It sounds better in Celsius
 carpwoman: @MasterTwig - I'm in Champlin. Where are you?
 Youll Cowards: A bit brisk, I'd say.
 MasterTwig: I live near this in Minnesota. It's not far off.
 when so: Great name for a Martian ice collecting colony
Image 226743   01-14-18   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
609
 
 carpwoman: Leaving the shithole for good?
 Donut: "On second thought, let us not go to Ragnarok. It is a silly place."
Image 226742   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
402
 
 waffle iron: Their youtube ads are currently trying to convince me that 'shaker fries' are a new thing.
 sparename: I prefer my crap to be flame-grilled, thank you very much
 trelyate: at least they're honest
 fanny: welp, if it's good enough for the president, why not!
 tib gubb: same as the old crap, only crappier
Image 226741   01-14-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
726
 
 wolfpk: Turning yourself into a ball is not a good survival technique to use on a dolphin.
 Snow Plow: He Shoots! Will he make the basket?!
 NoRagrets: Stahhhhhhhhhhp
 SomeCanadian: Here we go again..
 trelyate: fun fact: puffer fish spray a toxin that is intoxicating in small doses, so dolphins will often boop them to get high, and because they are the assholes of the sea.
 Gazden: Boing
 addend: Puff puffer, pass.
Image 226740   01-14-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
306
 
 a robot: An even bigger disappointment than Stoner's Pot Palace
 SS Keith: Phonetic spellings are phun.
 when so: thwarted by denuvo
 addend: Something something runner's high.
Image 226739   01-14-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
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