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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
667
 
 Lampo Albupert: Ewwww. That smells nothing like another dog's butt.
 Jerm Plemopert: Dude, I just peed on that.
 Burt Drumuble: ERMAHGERD FLERWERT
Image 226748   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Buft Horpumbies
Score:
157
 
 Gump Drumomple: Kinky.
 Long Drumongo: "Vegan Truffle" sounds like a euphemism, too
Image 226747   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Larm Flungus
Score:
568
 
 Vang Brungus: This was all well and good until I noticed Trump and that porn star in the lower left corner.
 Berb Grunungo: In this week's Pulp Fiction: Genie Bowling Night! Magical Disagreement! I Married Bacon!
 Paft Floble: What odds can you get on the battle between Tall Wizard and Tiny Stage Magician? I think an underdog pick could pay off.
 Dingo Albumple: @Yurishiro Is your boyfriend a jpg?
 Lart Dampuble: Is your boyfriend a pig? (yes)
 Hongo Dampongus: this one is still in the original packaging
Image 226746   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Vengo Horpombies
Score:
663
 
 Himp Brombies: I went poop somewhere in the house. You try to find it.
Image 226745   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Pango Flombies
Score:
531
 
 Mild Rempongo: @VeeKay "Fashion" = Goon Squad. Look it up.
 Velm Horpumbies: It's called 'fashion'. Look it up.
 Frort Grumple: Before we meet her, I should tell you that she's a little eccentric.
 Gongo Flomple: Lookit me! LOOKIT MEEEEEE!
 Gempo Drumoble: "We need a celebrity to promote our new sunglasses." "Get me Elton John!"
 Guld Drumongus: Looks a bit like Glenn 'Too' Close For Comfort
 Bimpo Albongus: "The glare off these lapels is blinding! Where are my sunglasses?"
Image 226744   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Trulm Flongo
Score:
208
 
 Dirm Grunupert: It sounds better in Celsius
 Lurb Plemungus: @MasterTwig - I'm in Champlin. Where are you?
 Dorbo Morpuble: A bit brisk, I'd say.
 Cralm Rempopert: I live near this in Minnesota. It's not far off.
 Pang Flumuble: Great name for a Martian ice collecting colony
Image 226743   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Vart Rempopert
Score:
609
 
 Crump Grungo: Leaving the shithole for good?
 Crurm Horpungus: "On second thought, let us not go to Ragnarok. It is a silly place."
Image 226742   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Trurm Rempopert
Score:
402
 
 Rorb Albomple: Their youtube ads are currently trying to convince me that 'shaker fries' are a new thing.
 Hing Cremoble: I prefer my crap to be flame-grilled, thank you very much
 Hift Drumumple: at least they're honest
 Crarm Cremumple: welp, if it's good enough for the president, why not!
 Trorbo Pluble: same as the old crap, only crappier
Image 226741   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Theng Grongus
Score:
726
 
 Jirb Grunopert: Turning yourself into a ball is not a good survival technique to use on a dolphin.
 Jorm Grumple: He Shoots! Will he make the basket?!
 Jungo Morpongus: Stahhhhhhhhhhp
 Rumpo Brumple: Here we go again..
 Thimpo Albomple: fun fact: puffer fish spray a toxin that is intoxicating in small doses, so dolphins will often boop them to get high, and because they are the assholes of the sea.
 Ramp Plemombies: Boing
 Jumpo Grunongus: Puff puffer, pass.
Image 226740   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Guld Morpongo
Score:
306
 
 Pilm Plemongo: An even bigger disappointment than Stoner's Pot Palace
 Demp Floble: Phonetic spellings are phun.
 Holm Dampumple: thwarted by denuvo
 Momp Cremomple: Something something runner's high.
Image 226739   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Tremp Drumombies
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